/brit/

how often do you buy actual potatoes to cook lads?

no

bee eff

you are irish you twat

no he isn't

Eating a potato.

yes i am

Isn't this the fifth one? Time to stream yourself smashing your bollocks.

Say an old friend messages you out of the blue inviting you to his birthday party, would you go?

asking for a friend btw

>muh heritage

no.