Why the fuck does this make me laugh uncontrolably?

why the fuck does this make me laugh uncontrolably?

>tfw you don't have a dedicated umbrella holding nigger

You shouldn't. The kid probably got fired

carlos looks so disgusted

Imagine being Pablo in that picture and having to be all like "damn, Chloe Moretz, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your fridge body and horrific pudgy face. I would totally have sex with you." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old latina in Chloe's dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be that mexican kid and not only open that door while Chloe Grace Moretz flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the light of the sun revealing her nipple piercings and cameltoe, and just stand there, time after time, while she slowly slogs out of her car. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking vagina but her haughty attitude as everyone nearby tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, CHLOE GRACE MORETZ LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch her pudgy fucking michelin man face sit flaccid and dull on her disgusting fridge body. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of tight, brown latinas and later alleged cartel rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the slums in Mexico. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her unshapely asscrack as she leaves it open while wearing those improperly fit sweatpants, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there, open her car door, and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for 7 days a week in the previous months. And then she calls for another door to open, and you know you could kill every single person in this driveway before her security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're a fucking mexican kid. You're not going to lose your future chauffeur career over this. Just bear it. Cringe your face and bear it.

>That'll be $59.99 plus tip

>her nipple piercings
holy fuck you are right.

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because you havent achieved anything and she has through hard work and dedication and she still has an unfortunate body. makes you feel better about yours.

FINALLY, SHE'S HERE FOR YOU

>"There's sun shining on my skin, boy! You wanna go back to welfare?"

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>pierced nips

here we go

10/10, bravo nolan

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This guy truly is a hero

>dat camel toe
mmmm

Does anyone know if she has both nipples pierced or just one? And does she have anything else pierced down there?

She still has some redeeming qualities

Like keeping beverages cold.

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i guess it is true what they say. big hands means big pussy.

I wish she were that useful

Based Pablo

That vagina is just always out and about.

>that nipple piercing

I bet she's a freak

Do you think her breath is fresh?

I don't mind it one bit

why do Hispanics look so ugly?

Am I seriously the only one attracted to stumpy-limbed girls like her?

She does have shit taste, though.

its just like with the home alone kid

being funny looking only works when you are a kid and it's cute, you just look like a creepy freak when you're older

There's no way these camel toe shenanigans are accidental, she must know.

I hope she does anyway, little slut.

sexy chloe pusy i want it in my mouth!!!!!

>she will never hover your big pussy over your face and piss on you

>Am I seriously the only one attracted to stumpy-limbed girls like her?
What other celebrities are like that?

go to bed chloe

Those lips are pretty fucking stellar.
And I mean the ones on her face.

>he has brown skin ew xD

reminder that Mexicans, muzzies and niggers are the preferred man for white women. white boys are boring as fuck, bitch.

I'd want to wash her first

Not like Chloe at all because she's cute and sexy but Jane Levy have cute stubby legs.

i want to wash her with my tongue specialy her pusy!

Definitely.
It's a shame what comes out of and goes into them

Kek sure thing pedro.

Those legs are great, shame she's such a bitch.

Hey Pablo

>she's such a bitch.
Story?

she never tweeted me back

>imagine being Pablo in that picture

that had me dying for 5 min before i could finish reading

>Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking vagina
>her pudgy fucking michelin man face
>you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her unshapely asscrack
>You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before
>and you know you could kill every single person in this driveway before her security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're a fucking mexican kid.

pure gold bravo snyder

because you aren't her.

keep telling yourself that shitskin

I bet that seem feels good

Tie your fucking boots

because it portrays how disgusting american women are that not even Ferecito el Mexicano finds tje. attractive.

Imagine how Chloefags must feel about this.
A MEXICAN FINDS THAT PIGLET DISGUSTING JUST THINK ABOUT THAT FOR A MOMENT.

look at that doode

>she will never sit on your face wearing those tight tight gym pants and waterboard you with her piss
mmmmmmm im so hard right now

How much of a piece of shit would you have to be to hire some nigger to walk behind you with an umbrella, what the fuck?

Also, the sun is behind them???

chlofags ignore reality too well to even register such things

>Imagine being Pablo in that picture
My sides left orbit without even needing to read the rest

All hispanics think your women are disgusting for the most part, snowflake

I'd love to pull those down and watch the fabric slowly peel away from her sticky lips

wasn't even that funny

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>I'm actually called Pablo

>Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking vagina

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So much misogynerd butthurt in one thread. None of you have seen pussy irl lol

>have no sense of humor
>browse Sup Forums anyway

What are you doing with your life man?

And you cant say that it's to discuss telivision and film. You wouldnt be in a thread where the OP is

>why the fuck does this make me laugh uncontrolably?

I'd tolerate the hell out of that clam

Makes me feel almost sorry for the poor wetback.

>clam

Looks more like a mollusk m8

people actually wear those?

I never said celebrities. Tons of girls have her body type.

A puss by any other name...

sticky from her sticky pusy juice or cause i have a big load of cum in there? mmmm ether is sexy

So is my granpa, uncle and one of my cousins, also the guy who painted this pic

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She's two-scoops of creatine away from Tom Hardy mode bruh

What was the aftermath of this?

that's hot. I like her body, I don't care what anyone else says

The former, you creep. Get your own Chloe fantasy.

I like it too.
I wish I could not care about all the stuff SHE says

>every thread about white woman ends up being about jealous white boys

Sorry white girls prefer black and brown. Just go into Sup Forums and post some Ben Harrison it'll make you feel better

10/10

why is she wearing a fucking coat with fur while its obviously hot?

She has a fat face. As in her face would be better suited on a fatter body...this maybe a sign of where she would be if she was not famous or whatever it is we call someone who has been in movies who bombed.

>I never said celebrities. Tons of girls have her body type.
Oh, well, if you think of any celebrity, do tell, I really like stubby legs, strong calves, cankles, wide shoulders, etc. Michelle Trachtenberg has cankles going on, kind of, but not quite as much as I'd like.

Nice.

I wonder if she's ever tasted her own juices

So THAT'S where Patrice O'Neal really went

White people still have black slave in 2016?
I guess you can't call it slaves if you pay them...r-r-right?

i feel bad for this girl, has no one told her that her face is no longer suited for hollywood?

That's wage slavery, which is another thing she's probably against.

Fuck she looks awful. Is her bike structure just ugly?

>this is the girl spewing shit about how Hillary will raise the lower classes up and bridge economic gaps as she walks around as an American version of a princess holding hands with her rich boyfriend who was born into money and she herself has never had to work a day in her life

I want her to kill herself.

>Obliques
>Whole abdominal region
Why does she lack so much muscle definition.
It is as if she doesn't even have muscle.

I'll never understand how people can be so rich, and yet have an unbalanced physique like that, which could easily be dramatically improved with proper diet and training.

just another liberal. nothing new to see here

just because someone wrote a wall of text trying to be funny doesn't make it funny

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I'm fucking dying here, user

Much like Patrice

I'd give her a kegal workout