What's next for Mike's career?

What's next for Mike's career?

What career?

Drinking himself to death

Liver failure

>drinking crystal skull

he will use his tech experience he gained from rlm to apply for a job at his local network station as a camera operator

liver failure

Further pretending to be an alcoholic so children on the internet can spout memes and feel special.

Dying

I thought he was gonna chug the vodka but he never did

>lose 100 lbs
>Move to hollywood
>become famous michael bay-like movie director
>overdose on cocaine
>be buried in lambeau field

Yeah man he totally doesn't have drinkers nose ever.

Oversized coffin

WRONG!

>Keep making RLM videos with Rich and Jay for the next 30 to 40 years for us fans
>Do live events and meet and greats.
>Become more famous
>Get in good with someone in Hollywood and make a cameo in a Star Trek / Capeshit movie
>Never dies within your life time.

his final words will be hack frauds, but since all the nurses who will be mistreating him in his final days will be either phillipino, black, or jessi, he will be mishead as saying ROSEBUD.

and the internet will explode from the claims that he was talking about susan baumans butthole.

>I'm a racist, and i found it offensive

What did mike mean by this?

lol so edgy amirite

Huh? No it's just really expensive and shitty.

they shared half a bottle between 3 of them. if that got mike drunk then no, alcoholism isn't a problem. He's more likely to get knifed by a cranky sjw anyway

I've had it myself, and it was just vodka. nothing bad, or great about it. At least it didnt have that shoe polish taste like some fancy bottle kinds did.

rich didnt drink any.

They shared it between 2 of them. Rich doesn't drink.