What would you do with invisibility?

What would you do with invisibility?

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Sneak into movies.

I would kidnap a famous midget and make his life a living hell. I would force him to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject him to pure awfulness and humiliation. just terrible degradation and shameful acts. it would be so easy to break his spirit and drive him to suicide, but I wouldn't let him do it. if I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. a really big dog like a mastiff. he would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. a big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? might as well be a dragon. I'd keep him in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place to key inside with him but put it in a high place. not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. it would drive him mad. I would dress him like a baby and force feed him 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick him up like a child and toss him from one corner to the next. I'd grab him by one leg and swing him as hard and as fast as I could then hurl him to see how far he goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam him all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold him down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up his butt just to see him squirm. I would stick him in dryers and turn them on and leave him in there for long periods of time. I'd force him to fight other midgets to the death. just so many things I would do.

Prevent myself from ever having watched Hollow Man.

Vamo a calmano

Rape, just like Plato intended it.

Probably the same thing I do every day, no one even knows I exist anyway.

I don't understand how being invisible would give you this ability. Like...why aren't you doing this right now?

Depends what you mean by invisibility. Does that mean that visible light passes through me? Do I exhibit body heat?

Personally I'd use invisibility to my own gain depends on the rules.

Rape and kill semen demons

>and kill
But why?

Can't report the rapes

See what my oneitis looks like naked then steal shit.

Who cares if they report it?

>"What did the perpetrator look like?"
>"Nothing."
>"Uh okay, put out an APB on a guy that looks like thin air."

rape, rape again and then rape even more

inspect QTs bumholes and piss on them

I used to jack off to this movie when I was younger.

Ethnically cleanse my city

How would you look at the butholes

Rape, murder, robbery.
Maybe not even robbery, maybe just shoplifting and shit.

This. Maybe also kill welfare degenerates

this

This thread is literally proof there is still scum in the world and that hate and violence should be stamped out at every possible source.

cute

>Combat hate and violence with hate and violence

Genius

use my invisible asshole to push out a visible turd and film it for money

>go about the world listening to people
>find people with the keyword conversation "it doesn't just get up on its feet and walk away!"
>stalk these people to their homes
>do just that and make the household appliance walk away
>said person starts to chase their floating toaster
>dump it in a shitty part of town
>see if they'll risk getting shot or killed for their shitty toaster

Why does this shit movie get one of these stupid threads every day?

pretty sure that I already am, senpai

rape and more rape
after that probably more rape

>Sneak into high profile peoples homes/offices
>Record compromising footage/information of said people
>Blackmail them or sell the footage directly to a business rival/tabloid
>Make fucktons of money

And that's just a start

almost the same post. you guys should hang out

it's not violence if done by peaceful people

What are they even going to do?

Tagteam bro rape?

Area 51, Pentagon, White House, Kremlin, Pyongyang, MI6, every major government headquarter. Learn everyhing and then Snowden that shit.

Seriously, this is the only way to go. The rest of you are just assholes.

>jackass doesn't realize that most sensitive facilities have countermeasures for an 'invisible man' scenario
You'd be found and shot before you got near anything valuable.

Rape eachother, in turn, finding true love

Just like it's not racism if it's directed at white people or sexism if it's directed at men?

>making shit up

>pressure plates, heat sensors, motion detectors are too fantasical to believe in

>but to a midget? might as well be a dragon
this line just kills me, every time

I would spread the buttcheeks open

this but i'd lick them

So it's not violence if they rape peacefully

Why do you need to be invisible to do any of this?

Rhona Mitra, hard....

You honestly think people will believe an invisible person is there? Gtfo you're free to do whatever

Fucking kill literally every single human on the planet.

-walk around naked
-play pranks on people
-rub my dick on things when I feel like it
-go into people's homes and live vicariously through their drama
-sneak into top secret facilities and learn the truth of this world and maybe see some ayylmaos
-sneak onto airplanes and cruise ships and travel the world while doing all of the avove

>area51

You'll just see the studio of the ISS. No alien here

why don't you just follow employees into banks and steal the money there?
why even steal money when you can steal anything that can be bought with money?

I know that there are no aliens, but I'm too fucking curious.

I'd single-handedly destroy the porn industry. Not just the sluts, but the man-whores and the producers. I'd purge their databases and servers. I'd burn down all the smut-houses and strip clubs. I'd track down all the torrent siterunners and turn them into the government. I'd trace IP addresses to personally destroy the hard drives to make even the skeeziest, demented human fear having porn. I'd leave monikers to make the world believe I was an angel of God, heralding the coming of Jesus by purging the earth of sexual deviancy and filth. All because it makes you so upset that you'd reply to this comment just to dispute this. I got you user, I got you good.

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hang out with the richest most powerful people in the world and see how it all works

and see if we really are run by jews, reptilians, aliens

Rape

I'd wear a Grey Alien costume underneath it.

I'd find someone I really hated and wanted revenge against
>terrorize them on random nights when they least expect it
>appear in their bedroom, talk in an alien language
>make my body disappear in the blink of an eye using my invisibility suit which is over the top of my alien suit.
>wake them up in the middle of the night touching their face, flashing a bright light around the room

I'd visit them every couple of months on a random night, or even every couple of years.

They will never be able to sleep.

Get work as US assassin.

similar thread on b a while back pic related

Be conscious of the fact that I can still probably be heard and smelled, that I would reflect in mirrors/surfaces and be susceptible to heat detection and my body would make breaks in the rain that'd be obvious. I'd have to molest/grope/rob people in the shadows. Honestly the novelty would wear off pretty god damn quick. Beyond being generally malicious or perverted toward strangers I wouldn't get much enjoyment out of it.

Sneak into other people's houses in shitpost on Sup Forums. They'll think it's shitposting ghost and would freak out.

If they see a moving, humanoid thermal signature they will. They would certainly interrogate and dissect an invisible man. That's my take.

shitpost on Sup Forums

Breathe loudly inside people's personal space

Tap on people's shoulders

Turn lights on and off randomly

Stick my dick in people's mouths while they're at the dentist and the dentist is in the other room

Push objects off tables while a single person from a group is looking

I'd follow around important politicians around for days with audio and video recording devices, steal files from the pentagon, visit Area 51, steal nuclear launch codes and then blackmail the US government into giving me billions of dollars to begin my own nation in outer space which I would fill with only the brightest and strongest minds of our world before nuking the earth from orbit.

suck my own dick

>Stick my dick in people's mouths while they're at the dentist
what if they bite your dick off?

Beat up street mimes, not in a way that kills them, just in a way that makes them look real good.

The dentist sometimes uses mouth braces to hold a patient's mouth open.

>Later that day, on Youtube.
>"MIME PRETENDING TO BE BEAT UP. SO REAL!!1!

Be a spooky ghost.

Haha sort of made me chuckle but not out loud. Nice joke though have a good day!

underrated

Rob a bank

just be myself

Fuck

Fuck her feet while she's asleep

Ruin people's dates.

You do know the place is surrounded by bomb test sites and 100 degree deserts.

best one so far

Haven't seen this pasta for more than a year, thanks user

Hit women in the face with bricks and shit

I would hunt down a-list celebrities and lick their assholes when they aren't expecting it, i also want to know what elle fanning's sweat smells like so id follow her to the gym and sniff her axillas once she's done with some vigorous cardio

walk around and beat off

Trade it for mind control

mmmm dat pasta

Emily Blunt.

I'd fight crime.

10/10.

its not an invisibility suit, its you going invisible. more importantly, you'd be shot and killed as soon as someone thought you were a real alien

Jump on trampolines at family bbqs while shitting.

Being invisible doesn't make you get away with rape. You still leave DNA evidence and assuming you want to continue a normal life most of the time then you will be perused by the police, you can escape by being invisible but you will have to live a life on the run now.

Also naked and cold


Anyway, here's a funny song about being invisible

youtube.com/watch?v=BqGuzeJ2zhw

Do you think the police has everyones DNA on file?

this + violent vigilante aka invisible punisher

I hope you like choking people where no one can see them, because your invisibility doesn't extend to guns. You can't just carry a pistol to a mosque without it being seen.

woah

The invisible titty sucking scene left an impression on people.

>tfw the people watching think it's part of the act that he's choking himself

>Area 51, Pentagon, White House, Kremlin, Pyongyang, MI6, every major government headquarter
They've got thermal cameras, you couldn't do squat

You stole that idea from The Erotic Misadventures of the Invisible Man, faggot.