What did he mean by this?

What did he mean by this?

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What key does he play in?

He want the punani

he will snatch every motherfucker stratocaster

does he switch left/right handed playing guitar?

Steven Segal tugs at your heartstrings and drums on the window of your soul while slowfucking the hue of your being in the jungle deep that is the Crystal Cove. That's the key Segal plays.

Blues F minor

Kek

What did his hair mean by this?

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Why make one when you can make another in papyrus font?

what is he looking at?

wtf I hate sunburst strats now

He is pretty zen and I appreciate anyone with black belt in Aikido and Kinbaku.

His official interwebz home page in early 2000's displayed a black screen in philosophy section for ages.

Crystal Cove is literally where he buries his victims.

kek

At that mother fucker that's gonna get his birthday snatched

Thats the least sexy seduction Ive ever seen. Looking at Steven tho, I guess I cant blame her.

Are you kidding, I can't stop looking at his rockstar looks.

What are you even looking at, the woman instead of the painting or something?

youtube.com/watch?v=yr_Lah_7sew&feature=youtu.be&t=18

What did he mean by this?

you think thats bad?

Feast your eyes on this

Anyone have the Sniper: Special Ops webm's please? I need some cheering up

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big operator

Haha why would they send someone like this into the military? No offence but I am sure soldiers are meant to get well into shape.

why isnt Seagal wearing a mullet in his new flicks?

Bring back the mullet Steven!

He's not fat, just big boned.

look at all the health food Seagal is enjoying

They'd be filming this day-in day-out for months with a crew of around 40 people and not one person bothered telling him you're supposed to hold the gun with the stock resting against your shoulder instead of putting it on top of your shoulder like a rocket launcher. Was everyone afraid of his aikido or were they just afraid to break his tiny ego.

how does he keep getting away with this?

Seagal knows what he's doing. He was CIA.

fuck man now i'm really hungry for some sushi

I had a guitar magazine that had an interview with Seagal when this came out. He had nothing to say except that he bought really nice gear to use on it

was it this magazine?

Nope. You need to add it to you collection. It was a Guitar World.
He wasn't on the cover though

>HD DVD

IS

THERE ANYTHING

THIS MANT CANT DO?