Walk into theater

>walk into theater
>receive penis inspection at the door
>it aint me starts playing
>$343.50 for ticket and snacks + tip
>request the singles section
>sit down
>start clapping
>get shot

ahhh i love American cinema

Doesn't flow well. Sorry man, poorly constructed joke scenario, 4/10 is the best I can give you.

woah what a realistic representation about a movie-going experience in the United States of America that is just unreal that it seems surreal but it is real

2muchmaymay

Too messy, I'm gonna give you a 5

OP, you can't just mash all the epic memes together into one greentext and expect it to be funny. I mean, I appreciate the vigilance, you really do seem to have your finger on the pulse of Sup Forums goofs and gaffs, just try harder next time ok?

notenoughmaymay

A real human bean took time to post this.

way too many memes. 3/10

Hello Redit!

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Right? It's like he just threw every meme he learned in his week on Sup Forums into a post along with the first generic unrelated image he saved and hoped it would get him le upvotes. Cancer.

trying too hard m8

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I love posts like this when a meek user witnesses an incredible amount of shitposting until it explodes from within himself and can't help but to meme in the most brash way he can.

Its almost gorgeous.

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KEK

Hello Swaglord! You ready to get fired yet?

AHHAHAHHHHHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAJ

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How did you do that red writing?

>galavant into the piccy wiccy hall
>popping men pop me some popping corn
>tip my bowler and twirl my keep-me-dry as I skip to the piccy wiccy ticcy stand
>place a couple of her majesty's promises in exchange for 2 hours of delightful pew pews
>alas, some of our boom boom carpet cousins planted a boom boom present in the piccy wiccy hall
>we apologise to the dissatisfied victims profusely
I was hoping for a jolly good romp, it was not to be.

Kek

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Absolute madman

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Finally the mods are back

MODS GIVE ME RED TEXT

HELLO REDIT!

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Was this really necessary

Top lek

Ha