Jesus christ... could you imagine?

Jesus christ... could you imagine?

I think I would go insane.

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wtf I hate abstinence now

It meant no masturbation too

That shit is pretty easy if you happen to be a bottom in the gay fetish scene.

Daily reminder that it's impossible for a woman to rape a man.

>all that to get over a slag girlfriend
should have at least made a rule where he could wank to gay porn

This. The poster should've said, "No ejaculating. Whatsoever."

In British law, you are correct.

I thought the point was he thought he was a sex addict or therabouts.

What ever happened to Shannyn Sossamon? She was one of my first waifus.

She got knocked up and named her kid Audio Science

Holy fuck, it's real.

LOL THE WORDS FORM A BONER RISING UP FROM HIS DICK
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE MOVIE IS ABOUT SEX

The guy in the movie had something to gain from it though, right? I jack off a lot but if I had a compelling reason to abstain then it wouldn't be that bad. I guess I'm not in my youthful prime or whatever like the guy in this movie so it would probably be easier for me but idk.

wait a week and it feels so much better.

Try going 47 years.

Was that what this movie was about?

no, just from personal experience.

It's not that hard, unless of course you're a complete fucking loser.

He abstains meets a girl his ex tries to fuck him when she finds out and stuff

It's not very good and I say that as somebody who likes Josh hartnett

So what's the movie about exactly? A guy fidgeting around and being super horny and creepy all the time because he's not allowed to Cum for some arbitrary reason?

Her sister took over for her on bass in the band Warpaint.

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You have to wonder how out of touch these LA writers were to think this was a shocking idea.

Even most normies thought it was silly.

It's just a particularly noteworthy example of hollywood writers accidentally projecting their culture onto normal americans when writing

I stopped for a while. Low energy. Gave me wet dreams. Which I enjoyed. Am I supposed to fight my dreams and have some official check my boxers every morning?

>Jesus christ