Welcome... to the Dino Zoo!

Welcome... to the Dino Zoo!

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Professor neckerchief is looking at fucking ants

What a dumbass, no wonder he was fucking useless in that film

I spent very little on it!

Lame ripoff of Billy and the Cloneasaurus

Robert, will you put your life at risk to collect my sprogs from a muddy puddle?

Welcome to my golfing estate

CAP DAT BITCH! CAAAAP HEEEEERRRR! !!

What does this shot mean to you, Sup Forums?

To me, it sums up the themes of Jurassic Park completely. Hammond is staring off happily at his work, completely wrapped up in his own world, ignoring the consequences for his own actions. Grant and Sattler meanwhile, are focused on the ground, at real, tangible things. The nitty gritty. The jeep lurks in the background ominously, a reminder of both the benefits and dangers of technology.

Pure Dinokino.

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Delightful

Welcome to Dino Dave's Dino Dig!

>chilean sea bass

there are literally three whole red chillis there, five green chillis between the pieces of fish and grated orange chilli on top.

possibly even more red chillis hidden under the grated chilli.

hey wanna treat dinos with her?

holy fuck!
imagine getting behind her and fucking her in that position. damn.

are you certain those arent weird looking toemahtoes and greenbeans

>tfw she grabs your weener like that

yes. I am certain.

she either looks really really old or really really young, this is like a candydolls pic

look at the end of the green 'peppers' that long strand is not found on green peppers but green beans

id treat her dinos if you know what i mean

they are special ones, possibly genetically engineered. he spared no expense.

I'm 90% the green chilies are actually green beans

chili and sea bass i believe
shall we?

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>chili and sea bass i believe
>shall we?
Splendid work, Alejandro!

Heh heh, that's quite the tale, Matt.

thats what im saying

Was Jeff Goldblum the king of 90s action scifi?

Welcome... to the petting zoo!

I have no idea why I bothered

I always wondered what the fuck that was as a kid

its kind of cute and gave me a wry smirk

velozieh raptor penis

triceratops ass

spared no expense

>We're breeding them to sell them to wealthy party members in China. They enjoy the taste of dinosaurs and dinosaur eggs. We make more money exporting this as food than we do as an amusement park. I've tried it myself mixed with fresh dog.

yes!

Fucking asshole even back then

Yes yes, a delightful meal Alejandro, a delightful meal.

HOWEVER

Welcome to my dinosaur themed amusement park

They're mvoing like ducks.

They do move like ducks.

and it's FUCKING RAW

I came in here expecting this thread to be shit.

Well, I was right. But hey, it's just funny enough to leave a comment stating how I feel about this particular thread.

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absolute DINOKINO

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i don't know man. dinĂ´ma for sure, but maybe not exactly dinokino

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