In all seriousness, can we ban the pedophiles forever?

In all seriousness, can we ban the pedophiles forever?

I know hotheads get triggered by Baneposting, lots of people get annoyed by /got/ overspill threads, and Sup Forums are as ubiquitous and pushy as always, but the one thing we can ALL agree on is that pedos are the worst. Not only do they contribute nothing, their posts are actually sickening. They make you disgusted with the OP in a way which no other post can.

You know how Baneposting gets you a three-day ban? Just make pedoposting an automatic lifetime ban. Just do it. Get them off our board and keep them off, the disgusting freaks.

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youtube.com/watch?v=Pvo6GZkai9U
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Let's just get rid of the reddit fags so we can purge the got threads and OP in one blow.

sage

And how would you get rid of 'reddit fags'? Memes aside, most users here have a reddit account too. There's no universal signifier for someone who browses reddit, and if there were, you'd end up banning the entire board. Pedos identify themselves with every thread they make, they are a clear target and should be taken out without mercy.

lol you think they haven't already tried that

Yes there is: you participate in GoT threads or discussion

I agree But they'll just evade the ban and keep shitposting.

Here are accounts on reddit?

>most users here have a reddit account too.
> There's no universal signifier for someone who browses reddit
You just outed yourself, you could already kind of tell from your OP.

>most users here have a reddit account too

speak for yourself, cuck.

>Memes aside, most users here have a reddit account too.
False rhetoric pushed by every reddit tourist

>There's no universal signifier for someone who browses reddit
It's actually quite easy to identify you.

>There's no universal signifier for someone who browses reddit
You post proves the opposite. Redditfags are so fucking obvious.

>HAHAHAHA N-NO WAY MAN, I AIN'T NEVER BEEN TO NO REDDIT, NO SIR, DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, HAHAHAHA

pedos kill yourselves

Also:

>thread does nothing
>one response after ages
>respond saying there's a lot of user crossover
>suddenly floodgates of denial

I'm thinking you're the same guy desperately falseflagging. You probably have like four reddit tabs open right now, doncha?

Redditors almost always type their posts in needlessly verbose language using passive voice. They take something that could be communicated in 1 or 2 lines and spread it into 1 or 2 paragraphs. They think saying a lot means they said something intelligent.

Here a redditor lacks knowledge about the post timers on Sup Forums and accuses samefag against what's an obvious group of people.
"Surely 6 different people couldn't disagree with me!" This mentality arises from a community where any statement that counters the groupthink is downvoted and hidden so nobody sees and gets challenged.

>let me just make up a definition to fit around an existing post which I want to denounce as reddit

>manufacturing a consensus to create the illusion of a majority opinion isn't reddit groupthink at all, no sir

Trying too hard to fit in, friendo

I think they could ban the image hash and all variations, each time a new one is posted. It won't stop the bot completely, but it will slow it down.

Also, the cunnyspambot is probably using vpns and proxies and appears to have access to virtually unlimited IP addresses. It's also possible that the bot's owner is paying people to solve the captchas, since the bot is running 24/7, meaning it can't be just one person. Pretty pathetic, he pays to shitpost.

How to derail ANY thread:

>reply to post
>imply the poster is from redddit

You have now derailed any thread.

Seriously, just talking about reddit encourages more reddit posters.

So, you're wondering how best to fix Sup Forums? That one's simple.

Have Interpol track down the autistic, Australian pedophile that created the bot, that spams pictures of the actress Brighton Sharbino relentlessly on Sup Forums. Believe it or not, he probably has one or more such threads active right now.

Then, murder him. I'm not just talking any "murder", either. I'm talking about horrendous, brutal, gruesome, inexplicably-torturous murder. Make that fat, greasy fuck suffer until his very last breath.

Then, we get a mod to make a sticky for precisely one year. That sticky will feature high-resolution photographs of the fat, greasy, autistic, Australian pedophile's mutilated corpse. Other people will find themselves drawn to the sticky, see the photographs in lurid detail and think, "oh shit. If I don't get my head out of my ass and stop shitposting here, I could be next."

For bonus points and a little humor to ease the mood, have the very-first picture feature a plank of wood with blood stains on it next to the corpse, and the words (USER WAS BANGED WITH THIS POST).

THAT is how you fix Sup Forums.

>Pedos identify themselves
>Reddit doesn't
Hellllllo reddit. Lack of self awareness is one of redditors greatest follies.

>And how would you get rid of 'reddit fags'?
Why has no one stated the obvious? Ban Pepe posters. No self respecting Sup Forums user still posts Pepe. That's a clear indicator that you're either from Reddit, or some cringy meme site.

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>greentexting his own question
Well check for cookies + weeklong ban
>b-but there are good boards

>most users here have a reddit account too
i don't, but i have a 9gag account

I didn't have to make anything up. It's obvious to everyone in the thread.

>manufacturing a consensus
Yeah it's much more likely that 1 guy went out of his way to bypass the post timer and make 6 posts.

Angry Pepe still applies imo especially in response to other Pepe's. I still can't get past how perfectly it encapsulates the bitter and violent anger that comes from being a weirdo on Sup Forums watching children and redditors invade your favorite place and ruin it with every breath they take

Hello R****IT

this will never not be funny.

>(USER WAS BANGED WITH THIS POST)

>sir
just kys already

I really, really like this Pepe™.

Sup Forums has always been pedo central since the start. This place slowly went to shit when mods banned them. But maybe this place was always going to the shitter anyways.

Why not highlight the posts of people who are currently logged onto reddit? Seriously, the website analytics already know it so why not use it? It'd be pretty fucking funny to see all these horrible posts with horrible and similar posting styles all outed indefinitely

What? Angry pepe was ran into the ground by reddit a long time ago. Pepe is over. I mean, it's not to revisit him for nostalgia, like happy negor. But still being entertained by him, or thinking that by posting him you are enhancing your post in any way, is pure reddit.

This is how I feel about the OP and no cultural perversion will ever change that

>people being mad at us "tourists", for reputedly "lowering the quality of content" at their precious, secret club

O I'm laffin'. What's the matter. Afraid to go outside? Afraid to be a "normie" as you put it? I'm crying. Crying with laughter. We really LIKE this place and all your so-called "preventative measures" won't do SHIT.

AND YOU KNOW IT.

POST UR FIRST YEAR NOW

Literally came here to discuss this - youtube.com/watch?v=Pvo6GZkai9U

Cultural perversion aside. It's just old and stale material.

>LETS GET RID OF PEDOS
>H-HEY THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH REDDIT
w e w

That's a new genre
NEWBORN PORN

Isn't getting rid of pedos something Reddit does?

>incapable of understanding that anyone might have a dissenting opinion to his
Check
>sanctimonious bullshit about whatever
Check
>insists that everyone is just like himself
Check

Kek, if this were bait it would be masterful, sadly you're just reddit

And the most obvious
>proclaims "pedos" as less than he
Double check

You are incorrect. I litterally never use resdit. Never have never will. The only time ive ever even visited the site is when i google something and i click a reddit link accidentally.

>Pays to shitpost.

That's why they (You) all had to come here.