Same age. very different careers

same age. very different careers

one makes kinos, the other has an unfulfilling life fucking supermodels on yachts

That lip cleft freaks me out.

>it's an user pretends not to notice his lip movie

Why all honkeys look the same?

I'm a straight man and I'd fuck Leo.

Joaquin is legitimately talented though, crock of shit he didn't win an Oscar for Master. How was he not better than DDL?

Joaquin net worth = 30 million

Leo net worth = 215 million

think joaquin is jelly or is it all gravy after a certain point?

One other is the best actor working today
The other is 10 times richer and fucks super models all day

Same awful beard genetics

after a couple of million does it really matter

>Joaquin
>jelly
No. He is a vegan. He don't have this kind of issue.

joaquins never had a bad performance

leos never had a good performance

Is that what happiness means to you? muh super models?

>I'm a straight man and I'd fuck Leo.

Would you feel mad or offended if he fucked your wife though?

>Getting married

Like I'm that stupid

>The other is 10 times richer and fucks super models all day

really boring ones. he's got terrible taste in women

Ok, girlfriend. Question still stands.

>girlfriend

I would get the more occasional one night stand and fuck a prostitute when I need to

I don't want anyone in my house

just answer the fucking question

as if there was a meaningful difference between the kind of girls they pull

Would I let Leo fuck some girl I don't care about?

Yeah, sure. He does it evert day though, senpai. Not sure my permission makes any difference to him.

He's trying to subtly tell he's a full-time poofter, mate.

Both ugly as shit but Joaquin has superior green eyes so he wins.