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Old Gods Best Gods edition

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>Jon sits by the same weirwood tree Ned loved to contemplate things on
>Sansa sits beside Jon
>Sansa tells him that she must go to the Vale to sort some things out
>Sansa leaves and Jon is left washing his sword
>a faint voice from the wind passes Jon
>"Jon"
>Jon is confused but ignores it
>"Jon"
>He looks behind him and see the weirwood bleeding
>"Jon"
>He stands up and touches the weirwood face
>cut to Ned and Howland conversing at TOJ
>"Is he....?" asks Howland
>"Aye"
>"and if Robert finds out?"
>"He can't, I'll raise him as my own"
>"But what of your honor, Lord Stark"
>"I promised, Howland, I'll have him as my bastard, a Snow"
>scene shifts to Jon Snow burying Rickon in the crypts
>flash back to Ned Stark (Sean Bean) putting a feather at Lyanna's statue, telling her about Jon
>"He's just like his mother, strong, brave and stubborn.. just like you, Lya"
>Young Robb Stark and Jon Snow stumbles into the crypts and sees Ned talking to the statue
>Ned smiles and leaves with Robb with Jon behind
>Young Jon lingers for a few seconds, staring at Lyanna's statue
>cut to the present
>we see Jon conflicted and confused than ever
>he wanders deeper to the crypts and finds himself upon Lyanna's statue
>Jon Snow kneels
>Jon knelt as Jon Snow
>Jon rose as Craig Robinson
>fade to black
>game of thrones theme starts playing

You mean during

>Old Gods Best Gods

Hrangan scum

>implying

The Faith of the Seven is the one true faith.
>inb4 "no magic or miracles so it's a bullshit religion"
So, like a normal religion?
Let's just look at what you would call the "real" religions

>R'hllor
–Very regularly practices human sacrifice, including the sacrifice of children. This is a religion built on death.
–Practices slavery and child abuse. Children are taken at a very young age as slaves, branded, and forced into the temple as temple guards, temple prostitutes, or priests.
–Apart from the gift of resurrection, all of the faith's magic seems to stem from death and blood.
–The philosophy of the religion is horrible. The idea that there is only black and white in this world, and all those who do not follow R'hllor must be servants of darkness.
>The Old Gods
–Known to practice human sacrifice. Again, a religion built on death.
–Known to practice cannibalism.
–In truth, worshippers of this religion are worshipping the souls of COTF and Greenseers- eager souls that seek to seize vessels when they get too near weirwood trees.
–Invasive and darkly omniscient. There seems to be no religious philosophy here but "protect nature". A good ideology itself, but lacking anything to do with the human soul.
>The Drowned God
–Sometimes practices human sacrifice.
–All miracles of this religion have involved near death and falling into madness. What "prophets" see beneath the waves is truly terrifying
–Philosophy is that the Drowned God made ironmen to rape and reave and carve kingdoms through war


Now, all of those religions have shown some kind of magic, but none of them are really moral religions.

Compare that to the Faith of the Seven
–No human sacrifice
–No incest
–No polygamy
–Promotes: duty, mercy, judgement, wisdom, chastity, and chivalry
–Doesn't use black or blood magic
–Works with the Citadel, promotes technological and scientific progress
–Cares for the common people

It is a true and good and moral faith.

Bran = Griffith

>Marked by destiny
>Dreamed of being a great knight in his castle
>Entrusted with great responsibility over many people, constantly bothered by subordinates
>Male follower, only one he acknowledges as his equal (Jojen)
>Female follower whose only goal is to help him fulfil his destiny, slightly interested in her but can't pursue it due to predicament (has to marry royalty/crippled and forced on quest)
>Finally reaches end point of his quest
>Turns out achieving his destiny requires blood sacrifice, dooming his followers (hold the door)

Let's forget about the torture

Why are these generals still up?

>only faith 100% proven to be founded on a real magical godlike entity


blasphemers will repent

>"Ugh, I won't marry that shitlord manpig Chad Baratheon because he slept with another woman and goes to play with his bastard daughter, who he clearly loves. Even though he has no real obligation to an unrecognized bastard and continues to support her despite falling out of love with the mother. He makes me sick!"
>"Ah, Rhaeger, now there's a man I can get behind. So what if he's married and has two children, and has abandoned his wife because she is too sickly and frail to bear him a third? I'm a stong, liberated Northern woman. My brothers and father went and got themselves killed trying to get me back? Serves them right for being misogynist pigs and not respecting a woman's right to choose!"
Is Lyanna the worst character in ASOIAF?

>100% proven to be founded on a real
>falling for the mental trickery of aliens

Enjoy working in the slave pits.

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The King's going to be there

Everybody is going, Father

Take me aswell


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Why is Ned going?

This is unfair.


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Hush now, Benjen

Ned is of age.


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But Lyanna isn't

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You can't joust, Ben

You're too little

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Shut it, macumber!

Lyanna just wants to see the prince is all

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Aye, I want to see if he's as dashing as they say

-Thats enough, Lyanna

They say the prince loved singing

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poor robert

-as it would be if i were a fair maiden

-Lya!

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Besides, tourneys bore me

-Lyanna!

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Enough of this!

Wylis, take these to the stables

Hodor

Thank you, Uncle Benjen.

not much space on the copypasta to add that, plus it ruins my Septon agenda

I'll just wave it off as it's not really part of the religious doctrine and only carried out by extremists, while the fucked up parts of the other religions are fundamentally rooted in them

false flag shitposting, someone is trying to get /got/ shut down

>aliens


Also real in the faith of the based Old Gods. When will you convert already?

That was literally his face for most of S6 lawl

You don't offer sacrifice to your god in ASOIAF user, he comes for it himself.

And you are one yourself

>Praising the Gods is now shitposting

I leave you to the Father's judgement.
May the Mother have mercy.

The children of the forest are the last surviving group of the Hrangan empire. They have purposely kept humans in the dark ages to protect themselves.

Septa Nutella of the Most Devout is blessing this thread.

>It's a bran post

So Cersei's torture chamber has Internet now, it's truly a miracle.

/reddit/ general

Why is arya so irrelevant?

>not May the Warrior beat the shit out of you

In the name of the Warrior I charge you to be brave.
In the name of the Father I charge you to be just.
In the name of the Mother I charge you to defend the young and innocent.
In the name of the Maid I charge you to protect all women.

Rise now, in the Light of the Seven, as an anointed knight, Ser user.

Crannogmen best men by extension

You just know someone in the thousands of years of Westorosi history tried to fuck one of them, it had to happened.

God every fanart I see makes me loathe the awful B movie costumes on the show.

Well, yes, actually. See: Crannogmen are the product of First Men interbreeding with the Children of the Forest. Lots of elf sex was happening in the swamps.

The Crannogmen my man

Yeah, fuck the Smith, Crone and Stranger, who needs those looser aspects.

>Meera hanging out with her ancestors

What would the offspring of a child of the forest ancestor and the three eyed raven be like?

I assume you mean descendant, so you mean Bran and Meera?

Bran is already part Crannogman, since the Stark Kings of Winter married into the Reed Kings to bring the Neck into the Kingdom of the North.

That means all Starks have some relation to the Children of the Forest.

I think it was more rhaegar is hot and pretty boy while king rob is the rough looking biker. Girls like the prior.

Robert was a masculine beauty in his youth. He was once clean shaven and gorgeous. Lyanna was just a bitch. Rhaegar had, like, 10 - 20 years on Robert, too.

Has anyone ever mated with the 3er though

Jon = Jahaerys = Ned = Jaehaerys I

Sansa = Alayne = Catelyn = Alysanne

Davos = Onion Knight = Septon Barth

Time is a flat circle.

sweetrobin is both archetypes at the same time! What a catch he is.

Emilia Clarke

That sounds reasonable

Robert only grew his beard to hide his chins. In his youth he was basically a 6'5 god.

He's the literary version of Henry the 8th.

There's a theory that Melisandre is the daughter of Bloodraven and Shiera Seastar but she seems too old for that to be true

I bet you're catholic

Night's king best king.

Bran x Dany is the only political marriage that makes sense.

Bran is the rightful King in the North and Dany's gonna take over the South, their marriage will keep the seven kingdoms together.

Jonaerys means if Bran, Sansa or Arya has kids, those kids can stage a rebellion and claim the North is theirs by right and Jon is but a bastard usurper from a female line.

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>Already discussing 3rd generation events.

One game at a time, my friend, one game at a time.

What was her fucking problem?

Azor a /Highgarden/

Cersei is best gril

Extreme narcissism

It's a real concern right now.

Catelyn saw far enough to know that Jon's sons should he be legitimized would be problems.

Bran's, Sansa's and Arya's sons would have the support of the North (since one of the three would be the Warden of the North) and have claims to the Riverlands and the possible support of the Vale. Sansa's kids especially since Robin wants to marry her in the books and in the show Lysa wanted them to get married.

War incoming. Just kill jon now and spare the innocent lives

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>people still think Dany is going to be a villain

She would have, but le meme imp saved her with a few choice words

yes.

Actually I don't understand what her issue with Margaery was.

Is it literally just because she's jealous of her /ss/ powers?

>kill the Prince That Was Promised who will drive the Walkers away

No

because she's a shitty character that lives only because the impotent cuck known as GURM promised his wife that she would stay alive till the end

part of the prophecy of the frog says that a younger beautiful queen will take everything from her

>Prince That Was Promised
doesn't exist

best episode just happened, tyrion killed that stupid whore girlfriend and then plugged his dad twice in the toilet room. nothing will be able to top this

>beautiful

She had nothing to worry about then.

No he didn't.

Stop posting that shitty meme, there is no source for it

"more beautiful" were the exact words unless I'm misremembering

>The Manlet That Was Promised

Jon's plenty real

Books
>His armor is steel plate enameled white, over gilded mail. A greathelm hides his face, with seven silken plums in the rainbow colors of the Faith streaming from the crest. A pair of golden seven-pointed stars clasp his white cloak to his shoulders.

Show
>JUST

Feels like he exists just so Cersei can stay in the game a bit longer

1st for QT πs

But what does it mean to be Azor Ahai? Is it a true prophecy?

Don't be sad, my sweet little queen.

Of course it's a true prophecy, a woods witch said so

>rainbow colors of the Faith
If the Faith is so gay why is homosexuality considered a sin?

>It's a Dany murders her guests/hosts episode

Rainbows are beautiful and I hate how faggots have adopted it as their "symbol". It makes no goddamn sense.

But it makes homophobes butthurt kekeke

Probably because faggots are beautiful.
I mean, we are all fags here, right?

They didn't adopt it, it got attributed to them. Gays can't adopt.

Bearloli needs a "you are trying to create an image with a size of" reaction pic.

not really

>nice sample size

The real tragedy is that /got/ is so concentrated with showfags now.

>There are more straight than gay people

What an insightful poll

also this

who /hurtbran/ here?

There's only 32 people posting in this thread, I'd say it's more than fair

>showplebs

at least they are mostly straight

>The real tragedy is that /got/ is so concentrated with showfags now
>now

You do know that poll was fucked with by a butthurt showfag using a bot, right? He also spammed the Book Reader, Gay option as well.

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for cross-reference

Stag stag stag stag, stagly stag stag stag
ooooooh
Stag stag stag stag, stagly stag stag stag
Stag stag stag stag, stagly stag, oooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo, oooh.
Stag stag stag stag, stagly stag stag stag
Stag stag stag stag, stagly stag stag stag
Stag...

Sounds about right

That's a pretty good pedigree

Drogo and Hizdahr are not blood-related but whatever, I guess that pic needed 2 more faces to work.

Reminder that there are people that exist, that actually, seriously believe that Lyanna had two kids and Jon has a twin.

Why do you even watch this garbage?