ITT: Times you acted quite devilish

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Right now when I replied ;)

I once put it in a girls butt without permission.

I'm known to be quite vexxing! :D

>go to Barnes and Noble
>about to place copies of the Bible in the fiction section when I realize... I can do better
>start moving all copies of the Quran into the fiction section
>add some books about the Holocaust for good measure
>amazingly, no one has noticed my reign of terror
>get every copy of Eat, Pray love and put it in the fiction section too
>when I show Mom she does freak, but only a little bit
>makes me move all the books back
>I spit in every book before I put it back
>ask Mom if she can get me a $7.00 bagel at the cafe
>she says no
>I steal her cane and throw it in a gutter

all it takes is one bad day for a normal man to become... damaged

>select all images with X
>purposefully get it wrong until i get a captcha that's not solved yet and it lets me through, even if it takes me forty times as long as if i'd had just filled it in normally

>make a sandwich
>sweep the crumbs on the floor instead of cleaning it

>mommy tells me to pick up my dirty laundry and put it in the washing machine
>don't

>wash my hands
>dry them on my roommates shower towel instead of the hand towel because it's closer

ive descended to far into this madness

>hold door open for old lady
>she says thank you
>I didn't say you're welcome

I am pure fucking evil. I don't even recognize who I am anymore

Illegally download a movie
do it once more to double the damage

>get a letter from internet provider warning me not to pirate movies
>don't even reply

There's a special place in hell for psychos like me

>leave the room without turning the lights off
LOCK ME UP JUDGE

I once posted in a waifu thread, even if I knew there was a janitor around

YOLO

i add sugar to my coffee before the cream

INSAAAAAAAAAAANE

Completely bonkers

>enter a thread
>don't contribute

>respond to a question with a question
>change salt and sugar shakers in restaurants
>wait until battery is almost dead before recharging it
>mix diet coke with regular coke
>walk backwards
>keep direct eye contact at all times when talking to someone
>piss in the sink
>quote myself when talking

>friends introduce me to some one
>I don't shake their hand

>Go to McDonalds
>Buy a medium fries
>Go up to the counter, say they forgot the sweet and sour sauce for my nuggets
>I never had nuggets, I just didn't want to pay extra for the sauce

>"it's nice to meet you"
>don't really feel that way
I have dismissed the shackles of your conventional morality.

>Go to a fast food restaurant
>order the smallest and cheapest drink
>refill it for free as much as i want it

>go on anonymous internet sites
>deny the Holocaust ever happened

>bunnyhop to class

>Teacher asks me if i did my homework
>say i forgot it
>She says its ok if it happens once
>i actually didn't forget it i just didn't wanted to make it
I have always been different from other people
I am madness incarnated