ITT: Actors who've committed crimes

>ITT: Actors who've committed crimes

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>ITT: literal whos?

Armed robbery and kidnapping. And that's it.

Oddjob?

:^)

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Bonus points of murderers who got away with it:

Matthew Broderick.

Thats tom sizemore ya bunch of slobs.

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A reminder that this was a life changing moment for Broderick. Not only did he have to go through the trauma of killing people but the incident was so life shaping he never drove a vehicle again, hence his want to live in NYC and travel by foot, subway, and taxi. The other new activity he developed was his love of horseback riding which he focused on after this incident to film the Oscar winning movie Glory. It was this new love of horseback riding that helped him move forward past the events in Ireland and into his new relationship and marriage with horse Sarah Jessica Parker.

> shoplifting

Anthony Soprano Jr.

Armed robbery of two brazillian tourists.
Caught with weed.

Anakin Skywalker?

What about that one hottie from the noxema commercials, didnt she kill someone too?

Hermione Granger?

He has had a hard life.

Damn you, Lucas.

Rebecca gayheart

Adam Sandler, all those shitty "movies" he makes are a form of embezzlement.

kek

michael jace, his wife nagged at him one time too many

Thanks, I wrote it myself.

>he was actually a associate to the mob and got caught ordering a maiming

You're a funny guy, user.

Don't get cocky kid.

VIETNAM
FUCKING
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surprized no ones posted this guy yet. have a read.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Wahlberg

>addicted to cocaine at 13
>13

>mfw street trash ending

Thanks.

I think I earned it this time.

Mark Wahlberg?

Yeah I know him by that name. Hell, I worked with him in Nam. Back then we called him 'Gook Gutting' Wahlberg because he never came out of a tunnel without a scalp, an ear, or covered with blood.

Most would call him insane, but that is why the green berets trained him. They saw potential. It wasn't until they learned his methods that they truly realized what a monster they created.
You see, most guys that go tunnel clearing take guns. Not Mark. No, he took knives, clubs, hatchets, sometimes nothing but his bare hands. After a few missions I got a chance to talk to him in the mess. He was wearing his blood stained hat, sunglasses, and combat fatigues, smoking a cigarette and drinking johnny walker black. It was contraband, but you NEVER told Mark what he could and couldn't do.

I asked him why he never took guns with him. He lowered is head and took a long slow draw from his hand rolled cig, pulled off his sun glasses and looked me right in the eyes, piercing my soul.

"I do it out of respect. Respect for the white race. These slant eye'd scum bags don't deserve the mercy of an American made bullet, but the slow torturous death of the hands of an American man!"

In a flash he pulled out his weathered, but razor sharp knife and stopped just short of sticking my gut. "The look in their eyes when I slip this baby into their swollen, rice filled bellies is reason enough. To see the last lights flick off in their heads as they see a real killer work."

wait, you're telling me Kublai Khan was arrested?

Marky Mark didn't fuck around

no one ever looked so beautiful in a court room.

Quality.

Not arrested but he was taken by the mafia over a movie role.

Frank sinatra killed a couple of guys

Okay, now THAT is funny!!

>killed two people and only had to pay a $175 fine
>years later was in a car commercial
wow

Gonna need some sauce for that claim Chef Segal

Danny Trejo was in jail a few times before he started acting.

>These slant eye'd scum bags don't deserve the mercy of an American made bullet, but the slow torturous death of the hands of an American man!
It's funny because Wahlberg himself has slant eyes

for murder btw you could have mentioned that

post your best vietnam fucking shits

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Only attempted murder, also armed robbery.

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Is there any doubt?

Tim allen from home improvement was convicted of big time cocaine dealing.

> this is no longer podracing

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Primo_Cassarino#Steven_Seagal
>In January 2001, Cassarino participated in an extortion attempt against actor Steven Seagal, who had recently terminated a business partnership with Julius Nasso, a Staten Island movie producer who was friends with Ciccone. Allegedly at Nasso's request, Cassarino and other crew members picked up Seagal by car to bring him to a meeting with Ciccone
>Seagal, who later claimed that he brought a handgun to the meeting, was able to stall Ciccone and escape the meeting unharmed.
By "stall" they mean he snatched their motherfucking birthdays.

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a true american hero

Is this the fucking guy that played the principle in ferris beulers day off? Jesus christ

Yes,they call her the mexicutioner.

Also the emperor in Amadeus.

Yeah, the dude from Ravenous.

Jesus christ

top zozzle

I always remember him as the original CIA from The Hunt for Red October

where do i know that face from?

why does merrick look like hes been manhandled?

Is he in movies nowadays?

he will never be in movies ever again.

you know he did

>On 2 August 2007, Langham was found guilty of 15 charges of downloading and possessing level 5 child pornography and was jailed for ten months, reduced to six on appeal.

>Level 5 Sadism or bestiality

What the fuck

Why? Hollywood is full of pedos.
He probably just needs to ask nicely.

Only a crime if you get caught, unfortunately.

That one lad from bronx tale was involved in some shenanigans i forget what for.

Is there level 6?
In 2007 you could've downloaded stuff like that from your p2p hidden as music videos.
There must be, snuff etc.

He also claimed to have robbed a store with a hand grenade.

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can't blame him

Not according to the Wikipedia article, 5 is the highest

Prison for drug possesion

In our fucking faces. HOW HE CAN KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Didn't she also murder someone?

>5'4"

TOP FUCKING KEK

is he still alive

Sexual assault on a 13 year old girl

brilliant

That was before she became an actor though

And he only got 10 months reduced?

>arrested as a literal pedo in 2003
>starred in Deadwood from 2004 to 2006

How did he get away with it?

didnt he fuck that girl in her families house in the butt or something?. some user posted the testamonies some time ago.

It was at Jack Nicholson's house during or after a party.
She was high on quaaludes and her mom was pimping her for movie roles.

Filmed in advance senpai

fuck hollywood, theyre filthy degenerates.

not just one, he has molested other girls in europe


and not just that mixing quaaludes and alcohol is a can kill, so he didn't just rape the girl he endangered her life

>sic semper tyrannis!
What did he mean by this?

Wasn't she already high before the party?

Huh? I always wondered why his character left the show so suddenly.

It was? All 3 seasons?

How does someone even do that. If I ran a store and someone came in with a hand grenade I'd call their fucking bluff.

Nobody would pull the pin on a grenade from a place they're trying to rob. All you get is blood, an explosion, and no money.

>Wahlberg himself has slant eyes

Holy shit you're right, fucker is nothing but a self-hating gook.

Think he broke into somewhere and murdered someone

It was filmed in like the 1800's dude

How did Victoria Justice become white? She's whiter than Caucasian women nowadays

whats my name?

How am I funny?

typical dorchester white trash

people who commit robberies aren't often the sanest

The MJ way