Why was Black Widow paired with Bruce Banner? Based on the previous movies Captain America or Hawkeye made more sense

Why was Black Widow paired with Bruce Banner? Based on the previous movies Captain America or Hawkeye made more sense.

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Joss saw the gif

SHE

Because they're both monsters. One's a woman who can't have kids, and the other turns into a green giant that smashes cars. It makes complete sense.

Because Black Widow only exists as an excuse to help develop other characters.

Go away, Joss.

This would be his legit answer, though. The guy is fucked up about pregnancy.

Joss's self-insert fantasy.

IS A SLUT

why do you even care about cape shit you autistic little faggot

Why do you care about saving pictures of George W Bush you autistic little faggot?

because he is based sand nigger remover cowboy

Black Widow/Tony Stark would have been pure kino.

Fuck off dcuck

>Big beefy guy
>Non-white
>Solves problems with violence
>Stupid
>Can't speak English

It was a subtle BLACKED

I'd rather have Bruce with Betty tbqh, wish they brought her back.

Joss doesn't know how to write

nor direct

Bruce Banner was Whedon's self insert in Age of Ultron

Hawkeye clearly had the smallest dick of the three. She was just working her way up.

Because she's a massive whore who can't be satisfied with normal cocks anymore, she has to take Banner's Hulkcock up her ass and it's still not enough unless she has both her other holes filled and her clit electrically stimulated.

>tfw I know what you are talking about

She liked him most because he tried to avoid fights and conflict. She says so in Avengers 2.

So wait she betrays him then dies and Tony releases a high quality essentially revenge porn of them?

What did Scarlet Witch mean by this?

Pretty much

Maybe I need to start reading comic books. Comic book iron man seems like even more fun than movie Iron man.

Her relationship with Steve was too sibiling-like in "The Winter Soldier" so it would feel weird to make them romantic when they're so clearly not in "TWS". I'd rather she was with Clint instead of Banner, but there is the commonality of them both being "monsters", her through what she did during The Red Room, and Bruce whenever he becomes the Hulk, but it was very out of left field to do so.

Is that true though? She's become less guarded as time has passed throughout the MCU.

That's the Ultimate universe though, they're a super edgy alternate universe version of Marvel characters.

Because they are setting up for a World War Hulk/Planet Hulk scenario and are planning to kill her off.

Someone please post it

He was big guy.

They're just being brotherly with each other.

Here's the uncensored version of that page.

>implying she didnt get GREENED

She cucks him for Ultron though. Robos before bros.

What did they mean by this?

because joss made bruce his self insert all the signs are there

SLUT
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Only Quicksilver wasn't paired with her and only because he died quickly

Hot, sauce me

The Ultimates 3.

See . Read the first two before though, they are way better, specially the second one.

thanks disney for making the movies all infant friendly.

Was he really?

HULKED

More like
>thanks disney for cutting edgy and retarded unfitting parts out of comics aimed at children
nothing more pathetic than comics trying to be "mature"

I bet you like "wacky" lol randum plotlines

can somebody pls post "that" .gif?

Because Bruce Banner is the least interesting character on the avengers, so they tried to give his character something besides "guy who breaks shit"

Why did they have to pair up anyone? I hate that there's always a forced romance subplot. At least this pairing got Joss Whedon attacked by his fans and he quit social media

The MCU has a lot of girl fans. Girls like romance.

The girl fans want to see the hot guys fucking each other, not girl x guy

Because orange is a triadic color harmony with green and purple.

>tfw no tight suit preggo gf

Incorrect. Slashers are popular but not that popular.

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I love how Wasp says this to Cap in such a way, like incest is some new thing from the 21st century and that it's totally normal. God, Jeph Loeb became such a train wreck of a writer after his son died, it's quite sad.

Agreed

Is that all the nudity/sex that can be found in the series tho?

It's probably more to do with the fact that degeneracy is more acceptable these days.

Was this pre or post game of thrones?

No, but it's mostly softcore

Post books, way before the show

Well then it is just weird.

Is that Tony's dick near her mouth in the third panel?

Aw, doesn't seem to be worth it from a merely pornographic perspective. Thanks man.

It's his propulsion.

>He thinks Game of Thrones created incest

There's been tons of incest in movies/tv before GoT

Because Marvel are dumb fucks and just let Joss Whedon ignore everything in solo movies even though it's suppose for be le big shared universe.

No but I was making the Joke that GoT made it acceptable. Since I have read articles about that.

Name one (1) tv show and movie that involves incest

Altho on second thought, that "mostly" makes me think, got any other good panels to post?

The Borgia and Borgias

Name three flicks, four movies, one joint and two kinos where this happens.

Cement Garden.

Happened a lot in history, but yeah. Pretty sure these two shows were made after got though

Josh was a fucking retard.

Also she's a slut

Rome was before GoT, that had incest.

POST
THE
GIF

It's a simple google search away, retard

if it's so simple then you do it :o)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incest_in_film_and_television#Television

BIG
GREEN
DINGUS

Flowers in the attic

>Tony is circumsized
D R O P P E D

>having an ugly uncut peen
>2016

Gay.

Also, you know that's a shop, right? There is no dick in the comic. The whole concept of Ultimates is Marvel writing try-hard edgy PG-13 fanfic.