>"Watch out for that vicious bounty hunter Boba Fett, Luke. Did I ever tell you I fought his dad? He was hired to assassinate a senator me and your father were guarding. We kept bringing her around open windows and public areas in order to draw the would-be assassin out because we knew he had too much pride to just shoot her from long range. He had used his payment to hire another bounty hunter to kill the senator for him while he sent us on a wild bantha chase. Also the 2nd assassin used her payment to buy a robot to assassinate the senator for her. Did I mention the 2nd assassin was a shapeshifter? She could have been a good friend in disguise and just shot the senator for all we knew! Then the robot used its payment to buy poisonous bugs to release into the senator's room while she slept after lasering a hole through the window. It could have just lasered her too after that because we weren't watching her at all, but it already bought the bugs. So we sense the hostile life forms (not the robot) in the room and rush in and save the senator in the nick of time! Then I jumped out the window to chase the robot back to its owner! Luckily it didn't have a self-destruct function. Then we found the 2nd assassin and chased her across the planet, and caught her when she tried to kill us instead of shapeshifting and escaping. But to our surprise, Jango Fett was watching the whole thing instead of going to kill the senator while we were away chasing the bugs chasing the robot chasing the shapeshifter. He shot her with a poisonous dart instead of sniper blaster, and only her instead of shooting all of us or blowing all of us with a rocket or something, then he escaped with his tiny jetpack. Luckily for the senator, my good friend Dexterr Jettster owned a 50s dinner on Courscant that had Republic secrets on the menu along with cheeseburgers and malt shakes. We found the assassin and Mace killed him later, right in front of Boba."
>"And he was a good friend."
Aiden Gray
Mfw in current canon Dex's Diner is out of business by the time of the original trlogy
Aaron Phillips
There's no reason to mention that in the movie
Elijah Butler
Bravo Lucas bravo.
Ethan Peterson
This never fails to make me laugh
Cooper Harris
Having Boba Fett's father be the clones, or even be involved at all in the story felt like a serious misstep to me. And the midichlorians, and C3P) and R2D2 getting up to antics, and all that Yoda and him being a hyperactive ninja. So much fanservicing went the wrong way. >You like this thing that has little to no explanation in the original trilogy? It's good because of the intrigue, isn't it? Well here, let me shove it down your throat in the prequels, and now it's so terrible that even when you watch the original trilogy, having attempted to forget the prequels, you'll see these characters and still get a bad taste in your mouth. Thanks George. Cheers for that.
Kevin Sanders
>Barely any lines in the OT >Literally all he does is stand around and look cool >Doesn't even capture Han Solo himself, needs the Empire's help to do so >Dies like a bitch after a blind Han accidentally causes his jetpack to malfunction
Why do normies claim to love him so much? Even Jango did more than he did.
Ethan Parker
In Empire he's legit cool. He is the one who sets the later events of the film into motion. He tracks the Millennium Falcon to the planet, and is why Vader is there.
Jedi, he's terrible. He has no reason to be there. Why would a Bounty hunter just be hanging around his place instead of going on adventures? There's no reason to believe he was a permanent employee, but rather just hired for the one mission.
Jaxson Barnes
Boba Fett looks cute.
Grayson Edwards
>Why would a Bounty hunter just be hanging around his place instead of going on adventures? Bounty Hunters need to holiday too - and where would be better than the summer palace of a rich gangster?
In fact that's probably why he's so shit in Jedi. He'd probably been getting absolutely smashed on Jawa Juice and Deathsticks for a month.
Kevin Lopez
fett was 2 different people in empire and jedi so no one knows which fett was the real fett
Juan Smith
>Why do normies claim to love him so much? >Literally all he does is stand around and look cool
Answered your own question there.
Also it's not normies. Boba Fett and the Mandolorians have the most autistic fanbase ever.
Brandon Evans
he just dominates every scene with his suave looks and a handful of memorable lines
basically he's the CIA of star wars
Sebastian Ross
I bet theres a picture of him CIA posing too.
Elijah Harris
...
Brayden Rivera
Han Solo, I'm Bounty Hunter.
Isaiah Reed
put dr. pavel in the cargo hold!
Angel Morris
>In Empire he's legit cool
He's really not
>In Jedi he's terrible
He really is
The only time Boba Fett was sorta cool was in the Christmas Special but even then it was a stretch
Henry Lopez
>tfw I made millions of credits selling his armor in SWG
Julian Gomez
Mace Windus corpse landed on it and the bad publicity eventually ruined his business. Everything came full circle.
Ethan Flores
Expanded universe Boba was better.
His Tales of Mos Eisley story where he single handedly wrecks an Imperial garrison is amazing.
Eli Bell
>mace windu >gets force maced and thrown out a window
