Shane Black makes mediocre quipshit action movies and I don't know what you people see in him

Shane Black makes mediocre quipshit action movies and I don't know what you people see in him.

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=KVu3gS7iJu4
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

>watch kiss kiss bang bang
>has two literal "yep that's me" moments, one in the introduction and one in a flashback

Christopher Nolan's Batman trilogy is an overrated piece of shit.

>Say it! get it off your chest now!
>implying I need a thread prompting me to do so
Fucking nu/tv/

I wish I was dead.

I WANNA BE ABLE TO APPROACH A GRILL AND WOO HER

Alien and Ghostbusters are average.

I have not seen Ghostbusters yet, but I suspect that I may enjoy it.

I don't actually think Batman v Superman is good, I just pretend to like so Sup Forums will love me

I have never watched a David Lynch movie because I know I won't "get it".
Midnight Special was the most underwhelming movie I've seen in theaters since 2010.

Charlie's Angels are pro-feminism girl power action movies but you'll never hear a SJW mention them.

I don't think Leslie Jones deserves so much hate and racism towards her

>I don't actually think Batman v Superman is good, I just pretend to like it
That's basically all of Sup Forums, except they do it to be contrarian and because they think they're le epic trolling redditors.

>if something isn't like my sterile, cookie-cutter Avengers it is impossible for some to like it
kek

I am so sick of LGBT bullshit in every single show I try to watch. Black Sails season 2, I will never forgive you. I have PTSD now.

We need to stop SONY from making movies.

Do you have an infographic with religious artwork and classic literature to support your completely genuine opinion too?

I don't hate blacks, but I prefer a white man to be the protagonist because it's easier for me to project into the character as myself

The new Vacation movie wouldn't of sucked so much if that little shit of a son Rusty had didn't act so edgy.

Force Awakens is actually better than the prequels

Nope.
I simply enjoyed the movie
Keep projecting tho

Film criticism is null and void, since it's unable to take into account each aspect of the crafts that actually make a movie possible.The reigning criterion for what makes a movie good or bad is basically script oriented, because that's the only thing which common reviewers can understand.

>I have never watched a David Lynch movie because I know I won't "get it".
There's nothing to get user. They're just really good films with beautiful cinematography and a weird, surrealist atmosphere. Give them a try, you might enjoy it.

Fuck my mom and dad for destroying my self-esteem in my childhood. My lack of confidence is making every decision I make exhausting and terrifying. FUCK YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I like to make fun of Evangelion fans because I'm insecure I cant keep up with it.

It isnt necessarily 2deep4u, it's just hard to follow & critically dissect amidst all the pretty colors and symbolism

Over the course of the year I've realised that there's no such thing as SJW and nu-males and that there's nothing wrong with political correctness and that Sup Forums and the entirety of Sup Forums is wrong in almost every aspect of reality.

I like Stranger Things

I think you are a prick

>quipshit

I fucking hate Sup Forums

why?

Any recommendations?
I tried watching Dune, but I didn't even like the book enough to try and watch that.

I have a general awareness of Mulholland Drive, ie lesbian Naomi Watts.
I found Twin Peaks unwatchable.

Looking at his filmography now though, and Lost Highway is something I've always thought sounded interesting. Oh fuck and I watched Elephant Man when I was like 8 so I should probably start with that.

I want to be a girl but I also don't want to help the Jews/SJWs just by existing so I think I'm gonna kill myself

Also I liked the Force Awakens

>tries to make an user confession
>forgets to remove his trip
Bravo, fuckhead

>I want to be a girl but I also don't want to help the Jews/SJWs just by existing so I think I'm gonna kill myself
Literally thinking about this yesterday.
If LGBLTQ+xtyy1138 didn't exist I would be completely comfortable being a dickgirl.

Every anime I've tried to watch seems to be mabe by / for autist teens who like sunsets and panning shots.

All my friends are liberals while I'm a conservative so I just stay quiet when the subject is about polictics or just nod to them and silently agree with whatever they say

My friend asked me yesterday
>"If America became socialist overnight, wouldn't it be better for everyone except the 1%?"

Dune is probably the worst introduction to Lynch you can get, unless you're a big fan of the books, the RTS games or you see it when you're a kid and you develop a weird nostalgia for it. I personally don't hate it as much as people do, but it's definitely not one of his best.
Lost Highway was actually my introduction to Lynch and I can definitely recommend it.
Blue Velvet is one of his best and is accessible enough while still retaining his distinctive style.
Mulholland Drive would probably also be a good starting point, I know a few people for whom this was their first Lynch and they became fans of his work.

>no one is acknowledging these quint quints

I enjoyed the latest series of Game of Thrones but also hated myself for enjoying it

>series
I hate foreigners

Why not be a cute conservative trap instead?

are there literally any American actors in GoT

I was calling you a foreigner for calling a 'season' a 'series'

You ARE a foreigner for being too retarded to grasp this

I understood your point I was just making my own observation

I guess there's Peter "what accent am I doing" Dinklage anyway

I unironically think Man of Steel is the best superhero movie ever made, and I love Zack Snyder, despite thinking Batman v Superman was a letdown

youtube.com/watch?v=KVu3gS7iJu4

I feel sad and hate myself life sucks and I can't bring myself to do anything

Just be yourself and everything will come into focus.

thanks for the advice senpai

Spectre is in the top 10 Bond movies.

(shit taste)
(shit taste)
all incorrect

Bond movies are mostly garbage when you put nostalgia aside.

Spectre and QoS are better than a lot of the franchise.