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i know that f

>make post
>someone replies
>re-read post whilst smiling

>pace around room
>think about my post over and over and over again

>(You)

>that guy that responds to you but goes off on a tangent that had nothing to do with your post

yeah I hate when that happens especially while I'm trying my best to get my life back together you know I'm not doing all the well in the college right now I've gotta admit I haven't really been putting in the work I haven't been putting in the time either been lying to my moms to tell the truth I'm flunking out I don't even know what the fuck to do anymore shit man..

>get a (You)
>it's an insult

>Post something in the wrong thread or make a typo
>Close tab and leave the board for an hour

>when you try to shitpost pretending to be retarded and some honest bloke takes you seriously and starts asking you legitimate and challengin questions

>7 tabs open
>all threads died as soon as you posted

I do this all the time. Sorry.

>(You) >>>>>>>>>> upvotes
so much

>spend days concocting innovative humorous threads and posts
>all get few to no replies
>post one stupid thread you made on a whim
>gets shit ton of replies
>gets posted on r/Sup Forums by someone else
>gets 5000+ upvotes
>500k+ views on imgur
A truly unique feel.

>finish a really good show/movie at the time of it's release
>keep refreshing the catalog so I won't miss a single thread because discussion of the show/movie is the only thing that can fill the void

>get into an argument with another user
>heart racing when i click update
>get btfo
>close thread and never respond
i lost my 100000th internet argument today

>disagree with someone, give reasons why you don't like X
>"Oh, you must be a Yfag. Fuck off dumb Yfag"


I hate this shit so much. I'm not your enemy because I disagree with your opinion

>funposting thread gets deleted by janny right after you post

>5 tabs open
>cycle through them and refresh
>for an hour

>post a pic along with a really witty and long post
>people only comment on your pic

>Watch good movie
>want to talk about it
>have no friends
>post on Sup Forums instead

>start an argument with someone
>suddenly a dozen people attacking every post you make
>feel uncomfortable and close the browser
>rethink life

>finish a really good show/movie a long time after release
>missed out on all the fun shitposting

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>blow someone right the fuck out of the water using facts, cited sources and quotes
>instead of accepting his loss he posts memes and won't stop responding

>ask question
>good guy gregg answers
>not sure if to say thanks or not

Same Tbh

>btfo some other user right before delete so you know they were frantically trying to respond but you got the last word

>Come home at 10AM
>"I'd better shower so I can start on errands before noon"
>Glimpse at Sup Forums
>It's 4pm, you've masturbated 7-15 times, and now you're too embarrassed to leave the house.

>reading Sup Forums posts
>someone uses the term 'good guy gregg'
>not sure if I should lash out or pretend I didn't notice

>express your sincere informative argument
>everyone starts roasting you

>months later
>your argument is now accepted as common fact

>get in to a heated argument
>10 posts in realize I am completely fucking wrong and he is right
>still continue the shitflinging with him because he was so mean to me
>still win the argument because I have been too long in this infernal place arguing with others everyday

>make well thought out fact-checked post
>only reply is gr8 b8

>reply to the wrong person
>close browser and browse other websites for a while until you forget

>make reply in a discussion
>realize imminently after you click send, that what you wrote was fucking stupid or had a critical spelling error that ruined your post
>close the thread and leave the board

I do this way to often

>browse other websites
I don't know this feel

>someone asks you to expand on a point that you made
>leave thread forever

you're not alone, bud

>(You)
>it's an insult

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEERE EEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>make a post
>people say your opinion is shit
>you ask why
>they don't explain and just keep calling you a dumbass pleb

>that movie no one else wants to talk about
What's her name?

If I get btfo I go and read reddit for a couple hours

>update
>one new post
>it's your post
>thread dies

>post in multiple threads
>spend the next half hour refreshing them
>no new posts
>thread 404s
>feel like I caused them with my stupid post

>enter an interesting tread
>make post contributing to thread
>thread dies
EVERY FUCKING TIME

>someone keks your post
>go back and read your post and laugh too

kek

>meant to reply to (((some other user)))

>someone writes "kek" or "top kek"

>rage because that's a fucking WORD FROM FUCKING WORLD OF WARCRAFT FUCKING NERDS

>brand new thread
>think of something hilariously witty
>no fpbp
>thread dies

kek

>make really good post
>forget to attach image
>bark loudly in room
>forget mother is at home
>she asks what the hell I'm doing

>get a (you)
>they are making fun of your waifu

>make a well thought out post with the perfect wojak pic
>no one ever responds to you

>thread reaches bump limit after 4 hours
>still no (You)s

>make a genuine post about subject matter
>animeposter pretentiously tells you you're a dumb pleb with buzzwords and memes
>don't resort to his level, press him for more information
>get reluctant memey response
>press harder
>turns out he isn't nearly as well informed as he made himself out to be and his argument isn't actually that strong
>press him even more
>he breaks down and reveals his argument to be based on nothing but childish misconceptions

No better feel tbo.

here, this (you) is on the house

>thread has 300 replies
>first reply has no (you)s
Top embarrassment lads

>Make thread
>Go to bed
>Wake up
>Update
>200+ replies, thread still active

>have several threads open in multiple tabs
>accidentally reply to the wrong one
Literally kill myself when this happens.

>Don't get a (you)
>ever

kek

use the thread watcher, mr. newguy

>see someone post well-mannered and good argument
>people btfo him
>jump in to defend the original poster even though I might necessarily not agree with him
>argue with multiple posters to bump limit defending an argument I do not care about

thanks famalam, it looks like i live for another day

>person replies to multiple people
>always uses the same anime character in a different post
>types like a pretentious douche
>when he gets btfo acts like a smartass

Fuck those guys

>someone uses this reaction image to one of your posts
One of the best feels tbqh

BvS

>update
>still no job

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>Person in internet argument still annoys you a year after

Fuck me

Why did this make me laugh?

>Error: You must wait longer before deleting this post
>Error: You cannot delete a post this old

>someone acuses you of being a redditor
>you actually genuinely hate reddit and all similar websites

Because you are samefaging

bye

>spend a minute on the stupid CAPTCHA with the fading images
>click Submit
>You mistyped the CAPTCHA, or the CAPTCHA malfunctioned.

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>write copypasta
>post it once and get no replies

>weeks later someone else posts the same copypasta
>gets like 10 (You)s

>someone posted exactly what you posted
>post something like "holy shit I was just about to post this"
>turns out you did post it you just forgot

>make a thread on wrong board accidentally
>janny bans you for 3 days before you even have the chance to delete the thread

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>read a funny post
>laugh out loud and look around room
>realize i'm all alone
>joy turns to depression

Use the legacy captcha you dumb stupid idiot

happened to me when I made a BLACKED thread on Sup Forums instead of Sup Forums

>'beat me to it'

I don't give a fuck m8

>scour the internet looking for a copypasta somewhat remember that would be great for the thread
>after what feels like an hour find it and post
>no (You)s, thread still highly active while your post gets ignored and drowned out

>someone makes a post replying to one guy calling him retarded then agreeing with someone else
>they're actually both (You)

>respond to an user, tell him he's wrong
>before you reply to his butthurt response he's claiming victory because you hadn't posted fast enough for his liking, calling you an idiot for taking so long to think up an argument

STOP DOING THIS

>have no friends
>would probably be good friends with a fellow Sup Forums poster
>but will never meet on IRL
>everyone I meet browses 9gag or maybe reddit

>Make threads while drunk
>200 replies

>makes threads while sober
>0 replies

>going to make hilarious chain joke
>someone makes a meta post about reddit or something before me

>read post
>it's not funny
>see someone else laughing at a post
>suddenly original post was funny

>tfw finding out two of my childhood friends browsed Sup Forums
>one browses Sup Forums and was a baneposter

>spend time wondering if I ever truly win arguments or if the other user thinks he won

I feel like all of my arguments here never end with a BTFO.

There are a couple of guys I really hope I made rage behind their "I feel sad for you" comments.

>tell user you disagree with him or prove he's wrong
>"Go suck a cock you faggot"

>make a post
>go to sleep
>wake up hours later to several (You)s

>samefagging
>someone calls you out on it
>reply with a photoshopped screenshot with all of the (you)s removed

>see these threads
>don't feel so alone or weird

Does anyone have that picture of that guy in a facemask and a knife laying down flowers in grave that says "rip my dick"?
please i need it

>post an event that really happened to me
>"fake"
>"waiter the pasta is stale"
>"at least you tried"
>my life is such an absurd joke that anons think it's a copypasta