SHE'S NOT A CHRISTIAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!

SHE'S NOT A CHRISTIAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!

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I remember this episode. It scared me knowing there are people actually like that

Why do only the worst people try to give themselves a title with warrior in it
God warrior
Social justice warrior

Wow user what made you dig this up?

>American women

I was looking up dark-sided stuff on the internet. Gorgoyles, slychics, everything ungodly, etc...

youtube.com/watch?v=yuAvRCSWu8I

"I am the warriorrrrrr!"

This is scripted, nobody is that stupid in real life.

DARK-SIDED

My aunt isn't fat, southern or married but in the same context she would have behaved the same way. She regularly tells people to their face they're going to hell for not being evangelical protestants.

As someone who grew up in the south, I can assure you this is not scripted. These kinds of people exist.

GORGYLE FUCKING SHITS

Astrology!

I wish I could be as innocent as you user

I bet that husband is on the brink of a murder-suicide

>This is scripted
Correct

>nobody is that stupid in real life
Incorrect

If you watch the whole episode, he says that his wife is the only woman he's ever had sex with. I feel really bad for him, he seems like a good guy, his life must be awful being married to her.

I remember this episode p vividly

the Wiccan mom and her family she's freaking out about were THE NICEST PEOPLE ever, they weren't smug or elitist about their beliefs, didn't try to convert her

the most hilarious thing is that the Wiccan mom actually listened to god warrior lady's family and gave them everything they asked for and needed

it was ridic when as christian lady was ranting and tearing up the letter with the prize money there was on-screen text listing all the wonderful things this dark-sided witch had picked out for the family

p sure god warrior gave the Wiccan family what SHE thought they needed and really disappointed the family

all in all it's a good example of how even neo-pagans are superior to chicken-friend southern christianty

Say what you will about Marguerite, but her hiphop album was actually quite good.

youtube.com/watch?v=CM7dnpXSgOQ

amazon.com/Marguerite-Why-Cant-You-Sweet/dp/B000E63FBQ

WTF, is that a real album? By the same woman? I thought the youtube video was like a remix or something.

Nope, she recorded it shortly after the show. I think the amazon link is just for the single, but there was a full length album. Had some christmas songs on it, a couple sweet rap tunes.

I grew up in this sort of environment.

>lmaoing @ my life

ITS MY FUNCTION!!!!

Holy shit.

I'm sorry user, that must have been rough.

youtube.com/watch?v=PHU1SVqhQI0

I was in a foster home for a few months where the mom was like this.

One day she snapped because we didn't thank her in advance for her saying that she was going to take us out to eat later that day. She screamed about being being abused and shit as a kid, too.

They live in a bumfuck area of western Virginia

Whoever scouted that woman for the show deserves a massive raise.

It's got to be really interesting being a reality TV show producer, having a lot of weirdos come through and audition for your show. There's something kind of sociopathic about it when you think about it. You're basically looking for unstable people to exploit on camera. Would still be a pretty fun job though I think.

>that bit after this with the preview for the next episode and that woman keeps talking about her breast implants
wew

does someone have a good rip of that episode? I found a shitty old one made by boobwoman herself, but I wish I had something better

Classic, haven't seen this one in a while

>Americans

You do realize that "Social Justice Warrior" is a satirical derogatory term and not something the progressive left refer to themselves as, right?

>not something the progressive left refer to themselves as
They absolutely embrace that term

Can you imagine what it would be like to live in a family like this?

I feel like I'm not appreciative enough of the fact that everyone in my family is relatively normal

kek, really? I could be wrong

>complaining about murrikans
>when crazy evangelists like her is the one thing keeping the support up for Israel
be nice

>implying I give a fuck about Israel

I assumed you did considering you posted a IDF qt and I only know israelis to do that here.

Wow why do I remember this this I never even watched that show

Wut, who doesn't want to insert their uncut penor into a qt Jewess?

It was a proto-meme

No don't worry, he's wrong.

>I was in a foster home for a few months where the mom was like this.
Me too. It's creepy, she had a large painting of Jesus on one wall of the kitchen and an equally fuckhuge painting of Elvis across from that as if they're the two pillars of her existence.

Socialist Alliance fags at my uni literally call themselves "soldiers for social justice"

The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural

We didn't come up with that , they did

this is just factually incorrect. SJW were calling themselves SJW before it became a pejorative.

>Sup Forums making fun of christians, the South, and conservatism
Did I time-travel back to 2006?

It was a simpler, better time

Sup Forums stopped being liberal and became conservative because the left plummeted off a crazy cliff

Someday (maybe if Trump wins), the pendulum will likely swing back

wtf i love trump now

I have to admit though, i'm kinda glad Daily show-type humor (dude Republicans are stupid lmao) stopped being fashionable here. It was getting very stale.

I miss those days. Now you got a bunch of Sup Forumsturds claiming to be "science believers" when it suits their racist and political needs and "christians" just to spite the growing trend of agnostic/atheist views.

I think that's largely because Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart aren't doing satire anymore. Jon Oliver and the African are very poor replacements.

Sup Forums is just naturally contrarian and will oppose whoever has the loudest voice in the mainstream.

That being said, user's making fun of Fox News was far less annoying than all the Sup Forums posting we see today. Thankfully, I never see any Sup Forumsfags in /tg/ or Sup Forums, but unfortunately there's always something like on the front page of Sup Forums.
God, I can't wait for the American election to finally finish. Maybe then Sup Forums will stay in their containment board.

Only an abeist would be upset about this

>used to think that lady was a lunatic
>remember she says that everything is ungodly
>tfw she turned out to be right

FUCK THIS GAY EARTH RRREEEEEE

>I never see any Sup Forumsfags in /tg/

Go to thread discussing real-world history and they'll show up. Especially if it has to do with Africa or Native Americans.

>even neo-pagans are superior to chicken-friend southern christianty

I'd say that they're both a different, but similar, brand of awful. Pic related, it's me on the right.

Nice pic, but it doesn't really apply seeing as I actually agree with much of Sup Forums's talking points. I'm also not upset about dissenting opinions, I'm upset about blatantly off-topic or low-quality bait threads.

Sup Forums content like and does not belong on this board.

Plenty of people are that stupid. Just your average southern american republican.

>nobody is that stupid in real life

Did you watch the Republican convention?

I've only seen one episode of this show when it was on and it managed to be the most famous episode and the one referenced everywhere. I find it pretty lucky. Also

>It will never be the mid 2000s again when it was cool to be an atheist, right before the 2010s when SJWs became mainstream and atheists were are disliked by both progressives and right wingers.

This woman is a pathological narcissist and megalomaniac using religion as a means of social control.

t. armchair psych retard

My grandparents were extremely religious to the point my parents made us all pretend that we went to church every sunday whenever they visited.

>thinking blacked threads are Sup Forums

guess what board started the cuck meme

SJW doesn't sound derogatory enough. I prefer to call them slacktivists since it describes them better.

This. A large part of the south is a peculiar brand of christianity who worships JAYZUS guns and high fructose corn syrup

Is this a foster home thing? I remember seeing one foster home in an old neighborhood with huge letters on the roof saying "Got Jesus?"

Sup Forums with that shitty Anthony Burch posting, but Sup Forums is the curator of that shit now, and they're the ones that spread the >blacked shit

Except its not, they coined the term for themselves but then freaked out when people used it to describe them and started to claim it was derogatory somehow

Are you seriously implying that Sup Forums had no part in all this shitposting?

It's a roach shitposter, they don't like him on Sup Forums either

No, but Sup Forums is more victim than villain.

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When every thread apart from the obvious shitposting ones are filled with memes and "board culture" posts, no one takes the board seriously in the first place.

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Good user, fight off the boogeyman with your memes

The kids seem nice. Hope they're doing okay ow.

It's not Sup Forums, it's an Aussie shitposter who spams BLACKED threads

so did I user, so did I

>stay away from me

>this is a 10/10 in america

It's time for you to go back 2 your own site.

I know right? Sup Forums used to be a safe haven for us atheists back then. It is a sad fact that there is an ongoing war on us even now.