Make a Ghostbusters that will break box office records

Make a Ghostbusters that will break box office records

>Natalie Portman
As the leader and brains of the group

>Marisa Tomei
Experience

>Scarlett Johanssen
The Sex Symbol of the group

>Bella Thorne
Young brash street smarts

Kill yourself

dumb tranny poster

>legit would watch just for the t&a

>OP
the loser

>Literally call it "Black Ghostbusters"
>Cast four black comedians
>Have them be hilariously stereotypically black, always getting spooked by ghosts
>Include a scene where they think some klan members are ghosts
>Have them trying to clean up the ghetto and doing battle with voodoo necromancers
>Every other scene is cuckold pornography

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Is this a young golden girls or what?

>those tits
Sauce

Jesus Bella put that away...

Name four relevant black comedians

Gillian Anderson?

Seriously though, the first Ghostbusters is good enough for me.

I could replace Tomei with her

>sex symbol

way to fucking miss the entire point retard

What would that be?

>Gillian Anderson?
would obviously play the skeptic that doesn't believe in ghosts in spite of overwhelming evidence

This is a what hot women celebrities would get people to see a female Ghostbusters movie not what women would make good Ghostbusters

Jonah Hill
Danny McBride
Seth Rogan
Craig Robinson as the token black guy


Make it rated R. It'd make way more money than this piece of garbage they just released.

Hannibal Burres
Chris Rock
Kevin Hart
That guy from Hot Tub Time Machine

>Chris Rock as the (only guy with) brains
>Dave Chappelle as the likeable crack addict
>Chris Tucker as the sensible, cowardly dude who moonlights as a drag queen
>Bernie Mac as the drunk ringleader
But since we don't got Bernie Mac, ya get Sinbad. He cool.

Kat Williams
Marlon Wayans
Chris Tucker
CGI Bernie Mac

Only relevant black comedian is Kevin Hart and maybe Chris Rock. The others are washed up, dead, or has beens

>scarjo sex symbol

maybe if they had done it 10+ years ago

Titus from Kimmie Schmidt
Ice Cube/Snoop Dogg
Lavell Crawford
Craig Robinson

Better?

Replace her with Jessica Alba

>LOL SO SHORT
>relevant
pick one

a ghostbusters where bella shows her butthole

>Titus from Kimmie Schmidt
Literally who?

>Ice Cube/Snoop Dogg
Not a comedian

>Lavell Crawford
Literally who?

>Craig Robinson
Literally who?

maybe if they had done it 10+ years ago

How about the sluts from Sucker Punch?

I'd love to have a token black guy but already have a light skinned black guy in the group. There would be this weird tension. Never address it though.

Maybe have the Mayor be Black but instead of having him angry or be a moron hipster/rapper make him sensible and competent.

Or, PAULY SHORE, BRENDAN FRAZIER, JONATHAN TAYLOR THOMAS & MACKAULEY CAULKIN?

>Ice Cube
>not a comedian

She's still hot senpai

He's a raper

He was a rapper. He's a comedic actor now.

>Daisy Ridley
>Natalie Portman
>Felicity Jones
>Carrie Fisher's daughter, Billie Lourd

As if sucker punch wasn't bad enough without ghosts and LCD humour.

Katt William is completely washed up and has lost his mind. He got in a fight with a fucking 5th grader

You don't know who Craig Robinson is? Seriously?
>Titus
Token gay guy
>Lavell
Hilarious fat black guy
>Snoop Dogg/Ice Cube
Soul Plane/Friday were hilarious dawg

>She's still hot senpai
So is Scarjo. Regardless, they both were hotter 10 years ago doe.

I know who he is, he's just a literally who to everyone else

this. vhug and jena are still prime material

>pudgens

No thanks

>implying rap music hasn't always been a complete fucking joke

This

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Nigga you gay

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Well it's not like we have a giant repository of decent popular black comedians to choose from

Kys dummy. None of the bitchew you listed are smart or street smart nor sexy. Bitch looks like a transvestite.

>the entire point
the entire point was bullshit and should never have been made

>not black
>unironically listening to rap past 18 ys old
pick one

Thats cause he can't fight anyone taller.

>Ryan Gosling
doesn't say a single word the entire movie until he interject some random scenario with some extremely detailed plan, the rest of the movie he spends making silly reactions to keep girls laughing

>Jason Seigel
Funny big guy

>Chris Tucker
if i have to explain this, fuck off

>aaron wolff
i just liked him in a Serious Man, and i bet he hasn't worked since then

>Melissa McCarthy as secretary
I really dislike her, all for non ghostbusters related things, and i would like to see her relegated to a back up roll in a movie reboot she previously starred in

Honestly

Just kill the entire franchise

>Make a Ghostbusters that will break box office records

Jennifer Lawrance
As the leader and brains of the group
Angela Bassett
Experience
Scarlett Johanssen
The Sex Symbol of the group
Camila Queiroz
Young brash street smarts

>hershlag

box office poison

Name four relevant white comedians.

>Bella Thorne
Don't try and push your trans agenda on me

too many joos and roasties

Cast of always sunny is the only answer. Dee as shit brain secretary

make scary movie except based around ghostbusters

more like ghostJUSTers hahahahahahaha

Maybe there can be one white ghostbuster that gets cucked by one of the blacks. There can be an implied gang bang instead of pornography.

>Bella Thorne
>smarts
lmao

>>Bella Thorne
>>smarts

She would after I'd finished with her.

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We already got a Ghostbusters remake with an X-Files cast member.

What does that even mean?

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