*slow claps* *steps out of the shadows* Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material... But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme. And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive. See you on the boards...
>being a pirate fag and not paying the full advertised price of $60 United States of America dollars currency at your local cinema theater to watch GhostBusters 2016.
Josiah Evans
Elderly Annie Potts is still hot.
Matthew Smith
THIS MOVIE HAS THE WORST PACING EVER.
Anthony Green
Chris Hemsworth saved every scene he was in.
Jack Flores
this.
Hunter Watson
finally. Thanks user.
Nolan Jones
fuck no, i'm not watching this, ever.
Justin Fisher
>wearing a necklace with your name does anyone do this?
I'm watching the stream, and it's only halfway done, but how could a competent reviewer rate this movie so highly?
Aiden Walker
It was literally shitty SNL skits mashed together.
Nicholas Butler
I was banned :^/
Nathaniel Barnes
Why does it feel like there are no stakes? Nothing at risk? There's so much improv. This could've been an actually decent flick had it SOME direction.
Screw Sony, I hope this movie tanks.
Nathan Wilson
the mayors assistant is funny
Levi Reyes
The plot seemed to have taken a back seat to ensuring that each of the lead actresses got equal amounts of screentime.
Anthony James
They treat the proton packs like toys.
When fatty is flailing around and the stream is going everywhere. i got mad.
Lucas Martinez
Does anyone else feel that the movie seems like a bunch of scenes just stitched together? I'm watching the stream and it feels like the movie is just jumping from one scene to the next with little or no natural transition.
Lincoln Morris
why would you unironically waste your time with this
has this board really gone so bad
Aaron Green
mods are here, this thread will be pruned or deleted
Isaac Perry
THIS MOVIE HAS DEBARGE?!?
WTF I LOVE WOMAN GHOSTBUSTERS NOW!
Jack Bennett
Jesus this is so bad.
Robert Jones
>this entire movie
Christian Martinez
we are watching it so we can actually argue why it's bad instead of pretending to have seen it.
Cooper Taylor
Ah the Snyder method. But seriously though I wouldnt be surprised if the editing room had a field day to save it. I mean this is the film that spent too much on a dance number then put it in the credits
Juan Anderson
why not watch something good instead
Dominic Morales
I actually thought entire scenes were missing before I checked the run time.
It's really no the worst way someone could waste 2 hours.
Gabriel Flores
jesus christ this fucking /r9k/ villain
Jayden Ward
The cuts are insane. There's no goddamn rhyme or reason to any of this. There's so much wrong with this movie.
Oliver Barnes
Because we've seen all the good stuff already.
Adam Moore
The editing in this film is much worse than anything in the theatrical cut of BvS. This film is full of tons of hard cuts that seem to just hop from one unrelated scene to the next.
David Rogers
>jesus christ this fucking /r9k/ villain
Did you just realize he is meant to represent all the "tiny dick virgin beta losers who hate women"?
Hunter Allen
We should just shitpost some cuck porn on Sup Forums for 2 hours instead
Liam Torres
fuck me that was awful. who can give that a positive review with a straight face? honestly. even if you're into their chemistry or whatever it's just such a terribly made and shitty movie. proper straight to DVD stuff.
the lame character interactions i was expecting, but the total level of filmmaking incompetence i wasn't prepared for. the editing deserves a special mention. might be the worst editing i've ever seen in a blockbuster.
this isn't even close to mediocre.
Carter Davis
I had to stop watching because of this. There are no establishing shots, no transitions, there will just be a cut from a bunch of characters sitting around chatting (sometimes mid-sentence) directly to a shot of those characters just fucking standing in a totally different place. It's so jarring. It feels like a bad fan edit of a movie.
Michael Wilson
I can honestly say that Adam Sandler would have made a better movie
Justin Davis
>who can give that a positive review with a straight face?
Lying women and beta nu-males.
Ethan Ross
How is it that the ugly black ape turned out to be the best thing about this all female ghostbusters team?
Jose Diaz
>pocketknife callback Ayyy!
That's the only time so far that the movie has recognized a connection between two scenes that weren't literally back to back.
Austin Perez
I gotta be honest, as bad as this turd was, Leslie Jones was the best thing in it. Not good by any stretch, but she didn't suck nearly as much as anything else in it.
Oliver Perez
she's the least female
Jaxon Foster
is stream user fucking with us and putting his edit of this move in? is he milo?
Jace Williams
They're just killing all the ghosts
Camden Richardson
Allow me to do a reading from Tobins Spirit Guide and mention the villains they could have used instead of this pathetic logo faggot >The Sandman >The Boogeyman >Samhain >Cenobite knock offs >Ivo Shandor >Cthulhu >Tiamat and so on
James Wilson
The film is actually cut that way.
Brayden Nelson
Because you're an idiot.
Brandon Morales
144 gorillion cant make this. i don't think anyone can edit this bad srsly
Jose Taylor
>They just zap the ghosts and they blow up and disintegrate.
Why
William Russell
guys, movie wont load, do I have to do anything?
Nathan Anderson
I mean, you are right, its a really bad movie but you could have spent this time that you spent being a dork about it laundering money from mommys purse so you could save up 50 dollars to lose your virginity.
Kayden Lee
Yeah... it's like the writers forgot that Ghosts were already dead and proton packs don't "kill" or even "destroy" ghosts. And when the hell did she get the time or money to build all those gadgets they just rammed into the story all of a sudden. Fuck sake this movie was shit.
Cooper Reyes
I'm glad they didn't waste any of them on this shit.
Thomas Torres
The guy on reddit that leaked the entire story was part of the editing team so
Bentley Davis
The official runtime and the TS's run time match.
Robert Powell
The ghosts dead bodies were on the ground you dummy.
Dylan Cook
why?
Hudson Martin
how? did somebody let their kid do this so he'd make it out of uni?
Jaxon Powell
Ok I know theres a lot wrong with this movie but lets think about something for a minute. Their car exploding has the same implications as crossing the streams. So they are literally driving around in a nuke that could kill all life everywhere if the crash. I know proton packs arent exactly safe but god damn at least you had the "dont cross the streams" rule
Jack Johnson
So, have anyone figured out the motivation for Ronan yet?
Angel Powell
That just raises more questions!
Leo Anderson
le bitter vergin
Daniel Harris
Is....is that supposed to make more sense?????
William Campbell
>they only ever catch one ghost and use it to murder a guy who was pestering them Now THESE are some role models little girls can look up to. Is someone bothering you? That's fine, just set them up to be killed in an 'accident' so you can avoid legal repercussions. Problem solved.
Zachary Adams
how did this happen? how has it got positive reviews?
before watching it i was on the "it's probably just alright and everyone's getting bent out of shape one way or the other" team, but fucking hell it's shite. unfathomably shite. the ending feels like an abrupt sitcom ending, there were scenes blatantly shoved in 30 minutes after they were supposed to take place, things happen for no apparent reason, there are literally zero stakes or impact to anything. it felt like an enema.
anyone who made a favourable review should be sat down and waterboarded until they've explained themselves.
Joseph Hill
I could have sworn I've seen this ending before.
Pacific Rim? Avengers?
Carson Cruz
>stealing the ending of Hercules
a new low
Hudson Ross
...
Jaxon Nelson
HOW THE HELL DID THIS GET A FRESH RATING ON RT?!
Mason Campbell
We are kind of falling in a rut with portals lately
Robert Lewis
why are my 10 second iphone videos ending up as 4.1 mb webms? I even used a bunch of different programs to decrease the size, what else should i do?
Logan Richardson
I'm actually finding Hemsworth kinda funny. Am I just going insane? Is he just sounding funny by being next to people who suck unbelievable ass?
Austin Robinson
He is the best thing about the movie by a wide margin.
Parker Butler
Oh shit. I've been in that restaurant / bar they're eating in at the end of this movie. It's over near Chinatown in Boston.
Logan Baker
You spend a year defending something online and chances are you're not going to swallow your pride and admit you were wrong, especially if doing so gets you labeled a misogynist manbaby.
Angel Stewart
HANG ON A FUCKING BIT
>wiig goes to see the mayor >gets thrown out >meanwhile the other three take the car and drive off to bust ghosts >wiig tries to hail a cab >fails >explicitly addresses her concerns of 'getting her gear' >the others fight the balloons >suddenly wiig just appears in full costume and saves the day
what the hell
Zachary Reyes
fuck. this whole thing is laughably bad. i've been laffin the whole time.
Cameron Brooks
he's the best thing about it, but gets old after his first couple of scenes and by the end you just want him to fuck off with the rest of the cast.
Jeremiah Nguyen
BASED STREAMER
Aiden Murphy
Isn't kat down?
Adrian Garcia
>Dat ending song
Streamanon = god
Nicholas Hernandez
The ghosts dead bodies were on the ground you dummy.
Dylan Perry
BASED user STREAMER
Connor James
Wait, is this really a shitty All Stars parody? Fuck. Makes All Stars sound like a great song that I now miss.
Kayden Sanders
StreamAnon is a god amongst men.
This movie is fucking diarrhea.
Isaiah Scott
thanks monkey user
i liked it
Angel Roberts
BRAVO NOLAN
Luke Russell
joke music aside, these credits are awful
Jace Clark
>The ghosts dead bodies were on the ground you dummy. So is this the meme we're taking away from this movie?
Carter Rivera
Stream user single handedly saved this movie.
Wyatt Perry
I think this movie broke me, user.
Adam Allen
>that sync
Angel Lee
kickasstorrents.to is still up.
Christian Reed
4U/10 Ending
Sebastian Rivera
StreamAnon, I would shake your hand and buy you a Papa John's pizza.