That's a cute outfit, did your husband give it to you?

>That's a cute outfit, did your husband give it to you?
How did Raimi get away with this?

>2002 was 4 years ago

>The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout. Down came the goblin and ate his asshole out.

Holy shit, Raimi.

Probably because those sleazy hook nosed kikes try anything, he will fucking end each and every last one of them. THIS GUY IS NO JOKE.

...

>You might think this white light means I'm in heaven, but you're a smart kid, Pete. I'm actually in Hell, and what you're seeing is a byproduct of the intense heat here. Don't tell your Aunt May this, but I had a sister who was severely retarded. I used to molest her whenever I was in a bad mood or if it was a special occasion like a holiday. Well, Pete, everyone thought she was gaining some weight, but she was actually pregnant, so I drove her upstate and took her into the woods and, well, no one saw her after that.
I know it was a different time, but wow.

>tfw no bruce campbell as mysterio

> You'll get your rent when you FIX THIS FUCKING DOOR CYKA BLYAT

Peter Parker isn't homophobic, but he knows a fumbling meathead wrestler probably is so he says something he knows will rile him up

Nice post, did your cum guzzling, fudge packing, knob gobbling faggot boyfriend write it for you?