Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

Release date: 2017

Cara Delevingne and Rihanna are in this Scifi movie.

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>Cara
>tits

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>Cara Delevingne and Rihanna

fucking atrocious. Might as well put in Adam Sandler too.

That's just mass effect armor

You'd think they'd have stuck with the original jumpsuits since it's a nice, simple design to make into a movie. Not replace it with N7 armor

Why is Rihanna white?

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>tfw you realize this is going to be the spiritual successor to Fifth Element

implying you wouldn't drag your dick through a mile of broken glass just to sniff her butt

>Why is Rihanna white?
Skin lightener.

Common among famous rich black people

youtube.com/watch?v=2eHAhK-3s-c

Why does it look like Mass Effect?

I like that a lot. Nice and clean looking.

>those tits

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dream on lesbo

The footage they showed today sounded really cool. Collider did a video on it. Pretty hyped desu

Luc hasn't made anything good since the 90s
Cara is a bad actress
Rhianna was bad in Battleship too
but if they show there pusyies or bobies i may watch it mmmm

pls no bully

collider.com/comic-con-2016-valerian-panel-recap/

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is this shit being filmed back in the 90s?

They look like brother and sister

>Cara Delevingne and Rihanna are actually given serious acting roles

What a shit time to be alive.

I would not.

Now I want to see them make out

>ugly people: the motion picture

All those actresses that got rejected for a singer and social media who're

Wha can those actresses do besides tell their friend and family to boycott this shit

They should be pissed if they lost a job to some faggots because of not having a lot of followers

Will be watching this solely for Cara.

This looks like it will be shit, but in a good way. Will watch

everytime i hear about this shit, it sounds better and better.

calling out a cult classic right now

Fucking hilarious how the suit is trying to pretend Cara has tits

5th Element was an unofficial Valerian movie anyway

apparently

This

Mass Effect?

horrible casting. What was Benson thinking?

Do you think they ever fucked? I mean Cara is a lesbian...

no, she's bi

I thought it was an unofficial Harry Canyon movie

Dane is 10/10 casting, he brings feminine charm to the movie..

I like it

That armor seems a bit too familiar.

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Umph, still the best Fantastic Four movie.

i be more concerned about Cara's past relationship with Rihanna
from a directing point of view of curse

At least she has the right sort of look for a 'stronk woman', in that she kinda looks like a man.

I still would though.

>need masculine male actor and beautiful female actress
>cast a little fuckboy who looks 12 and has a whiny bitch voice
>cast an ugly lesbian who looks like a man and doesn't even know how to act
Besson has fucking lost it

Isn't that the question of the day?

>boob armour
When will this meme end

It looks like she's wearing a strap-on.

Boob armor is awesome, don't like it, go make your own media without it.

Fag.

Well this image got 100% more sexy..

What butt? I'm getting a 404 there...

holy shit are they aliens

>Madam we havz come to you for adv..
>Workworkworkworkwork!

Worse, EUROPEANS!

why can't luc besson give us another Leon : The Professional. By that I don't mean a direct sequel/prequel , I'm talking about something similar, or at least on the same genre. Either way, I'm a bit hyped about this movie, not really convinced on the casting of Cara Delevigne, I'll give Rihanna the benefit of doubt, but c'mon imho Cara is overrated...

>By that I don't mean a direct sequel/prequel , I'm talking about something similar, or at least on the same genre.

He did

ewwww

fuck me, is that really a movie directed by him??
... just checked imdb, he wrote the screenplay , damn Luc, that thing, and also Lucy what were you thinking??

That stupid haircut to don't look bald

why do they keep casting cara delevingne seriously wtf

>Why is Rihanna white?
Irish father, I guess that's why.

hopefully never

>irish
>hite

>Trying to make it look like she actually has breasts with that outfit

Still better than Mexican illegal aliens.

>Lead Actor is not Black
>Supporting Actor is not Black
>White Woman Romantic Partner isn't Black


DROPPED ! WHERE'S THE DIVERSITY YOU RACIST PIGS ?! IT'S 2016 FOR GOD SAKE

>replying to yourself
>in the same post

Why do you feel these posts are necessary? It's like being at an opera and thinking "this could really use some fake fart noises!"

That's exactly what you and your post are.

A fart.

In France , Besson is irrelevant since early 00s .
Always the same shit : whores , Audis and beating up big black dude .

>and beating up big black dude .
>this is bad somehow

But if it was a giant pure Aryan it would be ok right? You make me SICK