Walking home at night

>Walking home at night
>Turn corner
>"GRRRRRRRRRRR gimme your wallet, faggot!"
>What do

It just never stops being funny, always the same scenario

>little girl
>being aggressive
>using the word, "faggot"

If someone could weaponize OP's autism, they could control the world with it.

Where do you think he's from?

I'm thinking he's an Arab

I think a better explanation would be that you're just a retard.

>She brought chair so she can wait for me
How cute.

What? No way!

Holy fuck, probably give her my wallet then gtfo

Give wallet and run screaming like a little girl

>actually DEFENDING this guy

Jesus, I'm almost crying with laughter here. If you could somehow see yourself from the perspective of the rest of us, you'd literally kill yourself out of pure shame. Holy fucking Christ you're a loser.

Tfw I have a decoy wallet to throw at criminals n thieves filled with hobo juice and pocket sand to burn their eyes

what kind of mental illness do you think op has?

Says the guy posting content he didn't make.

>says the 40 year old fatass that literally replies in every thread. To a bot that is.

>redditors being this TRIGGERED

doing God's work, OP

>being angry because he hates "tourists"

Here's how it is, friendo. You're not going to like it, but all I offer is the truth.

You can not stop the oncoming tide of what you perceive to be "le randum post-millennial newfag summercancer tourists" from coming to this site. Or any site. Or any nation. Ever. Our numbers are too strong.

What you CAN do, however, is this. You can take a giant step back from yourself and ask, "all this crying about the past, all this whining about the present and all this despair for the future - does it make me a genuinely happy person? Does my knowledge of the idiocracy enlighten me? Does it hold me and reassure me on a cold night?"

Chances are, everyone who desperately clings to the "good old days", the answers to these questions probably aren't what you would refer to as "positive". Chances are, you probably fucking HATE yourself. Why don't you do something that distracts you from your smug, arrogant self-righteousness, for a change?

Take up a hobby. Take a walk. Lift. Oh, you'd be surprised how much better you feel, after a few weeks of doing a nice, light weights program to get those joints and muscles moving.

Maybe then there'd be less of you insipid, whining cunts making posts like this.

We are memes. We are the new Sup Forums.

little girls swearing is not cute
i heard one talk about a boy being a dick and it hurt to listen to
they're like 8 why are they saying that
where are their parents

But I'm not fat anymore.

she's white so that's kinda unrealistic, 5/10

!

>Give her my wallet.

>Ask to put money there.

Kick face, run, call pest control

Take my semen wallet

...

>dummy wallet
Holy shit, you're a genius!

>implying they won't just say empty your pockets
>implying they won't go through the wallet
>implying you wont get shanked for trying to trick them

>grab my knife
>tell her to back down
>GRRRRR
>now you've done it
>slice off her right foot
>GRRRRRR
>slice of her left foot
>GRRRRR
>she's crawling towards you
>getscared
>run away
>wait for the next cunnyfu to call you a faggot
>repeat

give her my wallet

and my heart :3