AUSTRALIA BANS CLAPPING

bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-36842731

>a school in Sydney

Bravo, Australia, bravo.

>gives pseudo-fascist stormtrooper salute

LOL Australia thinking they have "freedom"

>morons vote in a literal weasel in 1995
>ausfags get cuckolded by two special forces soldiers pretending to be a "schizophrenic surfer" in 1996
>"hey, let's hand over our guns!" later that year
>strayans are now becoming increasingly powerless due to their stupid fucking gullibility
>"lil' johnny" proceeds to bend them over and give them a big old fucking over the next 11 years
>the public education system becomes a mess
>the aged care system becomes a mess
>the mental health system becomes a mess
>many farmers who faced the worst drought in Australia's history, commit suicide because the government withdrew subsidies needed to help get them through it
>opposition government is voted in
>they're no better
>2013, the most hilariously-inept "leader" in the history of the world is voted in
>he's an ex-boxer
>he stutters in public
>his programming is often glitchy
>he's broken promise after promise
>there are still strayans who defend him
>THEY STILL DEFEND HIM
>he's now been replaced by literally GOLDMAN SACHS: THE Prime Minister
>the mining exports will eventually make Australia a "third world" nation within 50 years
>mfw all Australians are absolutely fucking retarded and deserve to go the way of another totalitarian state, that being England

Stupid fucking Australians, you all deserve to be fucking shot

America will not stand for this attack on our deepest-held traditions. Strayacunts, you're out of the Anglosphere.

Fucking liberal cuck muslim jews communist gays against freedom of speech! It's 1984 all over again!

FUCK, US annexation of straya when?

I was about to complain about us needing a placeholder there but there's still New Zealand.

It makes me sad how true this is.

At least I didn't vote for the shit cunt.

For forgot to mention
>Australia's being taken over by the Chinese and Indians. Our tertiary education systems are now catering to non-English speaking foreigners.
>Chinese are buying up the housing market; hundreds of houses are going empty and unlived in in Australia because they're all owned by foreign Chinese investors.
>Chinese outsourcing labour corporations to Australia which only in return hire Chinese workers
>Indians are coming over here in droves. Some parts of the country don't even look or feel like Australia anymore but more so represent the 3rd world.
>Melbourne has the Apex gang full of niggers and the Islander gang full of melanesian and polynesian Islanders who constantly fight each other and commit suburban house invasions regularly and car thefts
>Multiculturalism in full force
>Pandering to muslims
>Cancelling Easter celebrations at schools across Melbourne to 'stop offending muslims' whilst celebrating Ramadan

You forgot 2nd highest HDI in the world lad

I both love and hate living in Melbourne.

It's practically impossible to get a job if you're over the over the age of 20.

It'll only be possible for me to buy a house when I'm 50.

The gangs are fucking horrendous, and it's always the fucking niggers that try to steal shit or attack customers. They always fuck shit up on the trams (I live on the 57 route which is ass), and the officers leave them alone because they're too afraid to do anything. So we have to pay for Myki while the fucknuts get to ride for free. Christ. It just annoys me so much.

>Australia
>no singles policy
>no clapping

Are they confirmed world's worst theatres now?

So first they ban DFC and now they ban clapping
Whats next, no hats on tuesday, drinking tea without paying a tea license means 5 years in jail
Will they actually start booting people

It's Goldman Sachstralia now, son. Mal can do whatever the fuck he wants to, and YOU have to live with it.

This is the Australia you let happen.

You can still bring your anvil though, right?

>Australia
>overrun with subhuman Irish and filthy Abos
no big loss

potato nigger detected

Melbourne is a fully fledged degenerate shithole where the vast majority of the millennial generation are trying to replicate leftist liberal America. Universities in Melbourne are full of socialist communist apologetics who wave the hammer and sickle flag at anti-national protests in their guy fawks masks. Melbourne is where the majority of Greens electorate seats come from. Melbourne has the socialist alternative. It's just a bunch of hippies, hipsters nu-males and feminists in the metropolitan regions. It's no wonder Melbourne had one of those Black Lives Matters protests and gay pride parades. Oh, and ANTIFA. It's fucked The leftists there just reverberate what America does.

Brownie 3rd world shit skin coming to leech off of white countries detected

Go back and shit on the streets in India, Pajeet you subhuman fuck

That's fucking horrifying. You should ship those guys to a prison island or something.

>respect students who are "sensitive to noise"
Is 'sensitive to noise' code for autism? Are there a lot of people running around Australia with autism? Can spiders, kangaroos, dingoes, and sharks have autism?

>>Cancelling Easter celebrations at schools across Melbourne

Alot of agression there paddy.

It pains me but you're right.

I can't think of a single university that's not taken over by regressive leftists or asians. Honestly 90% of the students at every uni are Chinese, Japanese and Korean.

Thank fuck I don't interact with any of them or run into socialists often. My seat didn't turn Green (thank fuck) but came close. If it weren't for the weather I'd probably live elsewhere.

>forgot to mention

you forgot to mention your absolute fuckin autism cunt

only two posts in to a thread about clapping (literally clapping) you go out of the way to start massive angry spectrum rambles

>>f-f-forgot to m-mention

Magnificent rebuttal, friend. Mind if I save it?

This triggers the leftie

Do you need to go back to your safe space? You're getting this ass blasted at someone pointing out facts

This

Get cucked amerifats, 8th place or some pathetic shit

Can you faggots fuck off with the Sup Forums threads?

No.

Never.

>he's trying to pretend that post didn't just trigger him

the fuckin state of you, mate.

seriously just pace your spectrum a bit. we don't need a flood of your autism two posts into a thread about clapping.

>The rule was introduced to respect a teacher with a hearing condition that causes sensitivity to noise, said New South Wales education officials.
>The NSW Education Department said clapping was still allowed at other school events.
Wow it's fucking nothing. Why is this international news?

Hey retard this is Sup Forums, not Sup Forums.

GTFO cunt

>LOL Australia thinking they have "freedom"

Republicans officially elected Trump to be their presidential candidate. MSM constantly vilifying the public and it's backlash to unlawful treatment, showing open bias and blatantly playing dumb.

Those living in glass houses etc.. etc..

The only way you can be this triggered is if you're not white.

It's Melbourne so take your pick:

>Habibi from the Middle-East
>Pajeet from India
>Jamal from Sudan
>Ching Chong from China
>Rangi from Samoa

Which one is it, shit skin?

Either that or you're a self flagellating pasty white millennial college communist with no job

...

>The only way you can be this triggered

you came out of the gate with huge emotion over nothing. you know how fun and easy it is for user to string along a dip like you when choose to do rookie shit like that, right?

typical first year poster still capitalizing all his overly-excitable rage posts too.

go get 'em, killer. you are learning so fast.

>Hate my country
>Other countries are doing as bad or worse

Just go full social disorder for fuck sake. Oh wait, we have no guns lel. I don't know then, meteorite strike, yeah? cool.

No. I will not get out.

How does that make you feel?

Huge emotion? I pointed out facts. Which fact that I listed made you this ass pained? The fact that Apex niggers and Islanders are on a home invasion spree across Victoria? The fact that Australia is being flooded with Indians and Chinese immigrants? The fact that China is buying up Australia's housing market?

The fact that our government cancelled Easter, a part of our European traditions, in primary schools, but allowed Ramadan to be celebrated? These are all facts, nothing emotional about them. You're the one being emotional. The first thing you said wasn't even an argument, it was just a desperate ad hominem about being on the spectrum, lmao. Have a bit of self awareness, my brown Habibi friend

Somewhat powerless i must admit.

>Huge emotion?

>>Stupid fucking Australians, you all deserve to be fucking shot

this awkward damage control denial lol.

i like going over to /lit/ and fucking with the marx posters just as much as i like fucking with cunts like you: the common denominator is always that same amusing emotion.

you can pick out the excitable newposters so easily.

>B-B-B-BUT AMERICA
Not a counter-argument, it just shows how childish you are.

>booohooo he said mean facts about my country, better insult him, that'll make me feel better and pretend those facts aren't real

Uh... I'm the guy who made this post, user. The guy you're talking to is this fellow.

>america
>anglo

nice try sanchez.

good, we don't want to end up like amerifats.

I didn't post the first green text spiel, lmao

I am Australian. Why would I advocate for myself to get shot you dense cunt? I posted the greentext in response to that first one, saying the first poster forgot to mention those more cultural issues.

So your entire rhetoric wasn't even directed at me you silly shit

Again, I doubt you're even white. You sound like an angry muslim. Don't you have an airport/cafe/cinema/metro/gay club/building/tower to blow up, Mohammad? Why do you even come to white countries?

Australia is pretty much Americas mentally disabled cousin, aping what his cool relative does in misplaced homage anyway so it can't be long.

did no one even read the first line of the article?

ONE primary school banned it FOR ASSEMBLIES ONLY and because one teacher has a hearing condition caused by sensitivity to noise

>tfw go to melbourne university and attended seminars on "the failure of european multiculturalism" last semester
There are plenty of shitheads on campus, but everyone just ignores them and goes about their business. The majority of professors I interact with would be considered right wing by american standards.

>You sound like an angry muslim.

i'm not muslim nor am i leftist.

i just like to mess with emotional dips like you. this is why i shitpost here. this board moves faster than /lit/ does. keep the ressentiment going if you'd like, i get that your entire sense of selfhood hinges on investing yourself into this narrative. you're honestly as bad as leftists but i doubt you'll ever see it.

>Australian
>apply for a job as a teacher
>"what would you say is your greatest weakness?"
>"well, I'm.... sensitive to noise...."
>"you understand that you'd be working with children, right?"
>"I understand"
>"and that children make noise, right?"
>"I understand"
>"yet you're still sensitive to noise"
>"look mate, I just need a job and it's not like aussie kids are worth a shit."

>"Congratulations, you're hired."

>A School in Sydney
>The rule was introduced to respect a teacher with a hearing condition that causes sensitivity to noise

What are you trying to start OP? Also, why is BBC reporting this? This is pretty shit

>I am le emotional messer troll lol guy XD
>I am le better than everyone else
>I le mess with peoples minds on an Algerian antelope-collecting forum website

Over exaggerated: The post
Went to a Melbourne uni and am completely indifferent to all that shit, yes it was around but I'd say the vast populous are Hearld Sun readers and A Current Affair watches which balance it out

Will Australia ban assault cheering, next?

Nah mate, ironic you talk about damage control and the "common denominator."

You're not messing with anybody. You made a mistake in your angry ranting ad hom rhetoric and who you were directing it to and have now gone into full damage control mode instead of acknowledging your mistake or letting it go. Look at yourself. Now you're playing it as if you were some kind of master troll who was only "pretending to be retarded." You're a joke. Talk about lowest common denominator. You call yourself Australian and you couldn't even handle banter on the internet, buddy

The difference between you and I is I could respond casually about some shit poster saying "Australians should be shot" and even added to the thread and discussion. You however just went full retard for no reason, jackass. Get a bit of self awareness

this is Sup Forums boi. Noone reads the article, only the clickbait headlines.

>AUSRALIA BANS CLAPPING!
>SJW AGENDA!
>well, except it's not all of Australia, but instead is only 1 school
>and there's no evidence it's an SJW thing
>they're just doing it because one of their teachers has a hearing disorder physically hurts them if they hear obnoxiously loud noise

It's literally nothing, OP. See pic related, it's you.

Also, this thread will likely get removed soon, since it is entirely off-topic, and belongs elsewhere. Quit shitposting your poorly disguised dogwhistles for the alt-right, this is the shit that tuins Sup Forums.

Consider yourself lucky. When I've passed unis during their protests, usually something leftist like the first generation, abo rights, aslyum seekers and that, there's always a bunch of ANTIFA waving anarchy flags and Greens/Alternatives handing out socialist flyers

pic related, which I forgot to add. Silly me.

When will they ban shitposting?