It still hurts

It still hurts...

is that the kid that posted on reddit about being raped by tv producers?

yes

where's his forehead

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Why didn't we save him?

> all we have is memories of men sucking our cocks in dressing rooms

Wait, Hal fucked Dewey?

>actually believing this
i want reddit to go away

Fuck off pedo.

I thought that was a young Dustin Hoffman

At least he got that gig in the new Star Wars.

Is that Lionel Messi?

>gives you a job where you make thousands of dollars before you even hit puberty
>get free blowjobs on the reg
>complains about his fee fees

ungrateful shit. don't worry nobody is fucking you now you living cartoon looking fucker

>And I had to spend what was left to pay for my asshole sibling's drug rehab and to fix their fucking problems

for a moment I thought he was going to say he needed surgery for his broken asshole

Adam Driver's son?

how did they make him look good in episode vii was that why the cg sucked

He looks like a gipsy from a fun fair

BOINK

Seems very believable to me. I saw Erik Per Sullivan at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly. The kid's obviously been through hell.

he looks like a ukrainian peasant from the 1930s

> It's a Dewey mans up and erradicates the degenerated untermenschen that violated his butt episode

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