When you die can I give that to my daughter?

>When you die can I give that to my daughter?

FUCK I love that movie. I saw it all the time when I was younger, sort of became a ritual between my dad and I when he was hungover. He'd put on The 13th Warrior, make some jalapeno poppers and burgers, then drink some more

I still like to watch it, but just on Winters.
Summer reruns are made with Fast & Furious movies

Same here, I watch it when it's cold outside, makes it an even comfier to watch

"You dig like a dog!"

"You're calling me a dog?"

"You're not listening.."

"I'M DEAF?!?!"

how to start a fight and win: the Viking way.

he looks too much irish to be a credible viking

> You can draw sounds ?

or Gaulish, he reminded me a lot of Asterix

vikings had rune words but not a comprehensible full fleshed out dictionary and written language up until the Catholic Church taught them

I know that

Thanks a lot, Catholics

don't forget the Reconquista that saved Europe

Fuckimg nonsense since viking swords were rather small and light.

The whole movie is an atrocity concerning historical accuracy.

did it? Did it really? I have no idea

Fuck you.

>Did it really?
Depends who you ask, but if Moors had conquered the entire Iberan peninsule it would be a pretty great bridge for Muslims to keep invading Europe

Yeah, some of them wearing armor that wouldn't be invented for 700 years was kind of a hint.

Give an Arab a sword and he'll turn it into a knife.


Classic Mancore, right up there with Predator

And some were wearing Roman armour.

>It's a Black Fish dies offscreen episode

Roman Empire lasted well into the Middle Ages and vikings famously made up one of the elite units guarding the Emperors at Constantinople. While the Romans ditched the lorica segmentata and went back to back to mail ages ago it wouldn't be inconceivable that a former varangian might have laid his hands on a suit.

Holy shit, it's him

That whole sequence was perfectly done, Game of Thrones move played out over 15 minutes

>doesn't know Nords had colonies on Ireland for generations

Couldn't keep a cow out of that place.

Fucking roman gladiator armour.

I guess every civilization at some point has to figure out how to do a subtle assassination/give a show of force but not set off a major incident, reminds me of a Lone Wolf and Cub story where Ogami had to kill a guy surrounded by an entourage but he couldn't kill any of them, so he has his son pee on the guy's head.

The guy tells Ogami to apologize, he refuses, they duel, Ogami kills him and moves on, just another fair and witnessed duel in the land of Nippon.