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Destroyed conservatives, really.

Can't argue with that.

It's pretty JUSTed when you crawl out of your self imposed retirement just to get on the bandwagon to conform to bashing proponents of politics because everyone forgot about you and you need to be relevant again, when none of your rhetoric is new to anyone

The word Cuck got a new meaning because of this guy

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what did he say

He's like the Siddhartha Gautama of the cuck movement

The Pied Piper of numales

The Daily Show was in its prime during Bush's terms, I think Jon and Stephen are trying to sabotage a democratic victory so they can regain their viewer base

>2007
This was the rare outlier
>2016
This is the norm

We need our Big Boss more than ever

When one of God's Chosen hides his Judaism, he loses his connection with Yahweh and the life force itself. It is for this reason that many Jews hide in plain sight, trying not to draw attention to themselves but maintaining the fortitude and righteousness of a proud Jew. Self-hating pets to goyim like John Leibowitz are destined for a lifetime of moral and spiritual decline, shriveling away until they are not but worm food like all non-Jews which they are not too much better than.

Trevor Noah isn't funny. You can tell he's reading from a teleprompter and reacting on queue like a Disney animatronic.

Stewart actually cared about the political atmosphere. And while I'm sure he enjoyed his romp as a farmer, I think we all can agree that Comedians never "turn off." The fucking attention they crave is insatiable.

The election year is ripe with tons of comedic material for Stewart, Colbert, and Current Year man to play with. John knows if he doesn't take this stuff now and start making himself funny(relevant) again, he'll end up like Jerry Seinfeld, doing AMAs on reddit and driving around with other celebrities to satisfy that hunger for attention.

My prediction? Stewart is going to make it look playful and cute when he begins to pull a Jay Leno show take back from Trevor. And everyone's going to laugh it off.

>democrats are panicking so hard they dug up John Leibowitz to try to stump the Trump
They're afraid

Where were you when Colbert crashed the RNC and completely annihilated them with the funniest bit I've seen in years?

This

But Jerry is actually funny and was in a funny show.....

Leibowitz was broight back for one specific goal. Get disenchanted Bernie supporters to vote for Hillary. Trump is making a play for them right now.

pretty sure jerry just does what he does because he's a literal billionaire and does whatever he wants.

If he actually craved attention he'd make another seinfeld season

but wouldnt that mean hes gonna play his little jew flute and lead the numale faggots away and save us all? Didnt the PP rape kids in a cave too?

Jerry is funny and his show seems like something just to do for fun more than "trying to make it to the top again" he doesn't need to prove himself and has fucking YouTube people on there

John Stewart is the monadic unit of caremad. This guy is addicted to the pleasure he derives from his righteous indignation.

How long until it's racist to be white? I mean COME ON

I know no one watches his show but he has been doing the Hunger Games bit all year, his performance was essentially a re hash of it (still somewhat entertaining though I will admit).

It already is. Thats why white people pretend to be asian

he literally didn't mention bernie or hillary once, pretty much just insulted fox news, as usual

>destroyed conservatives by claiming liberals are patriotic

YOU

>If he actually craved attention he'd make another seinfeld season

That's because Larry David wanted the attention so bad he went on to make Curb.

me on the left (i'm the doll)

I feel like LD was sick of people not knowing he was the genius behind what is arguably the most solid sitcom of all time, even within the industry. They make that a heavy part of Season 1 of Curb.

I miss this man

United States belongs to the Merchants, goyim... do not take pride in your country. Prostitute yourself for coins and give up all you hold sacred.

im sure your cuck English professor fucking loved it

>United States belongs to the Merchants, goyim... do not take pride in your country. Prostitute yourself for coins and give up all you hold sacred.

Read this entirely in Immortan Joe's voice.

>on queue
fucking shit I just saw this last night
you kids really need to work on shit like this

>The Pied Piper of numales

cuck

>because everyone forgot about you and you need to be relevant again
>need to be relevant again
>need
He doesn't though. He's got enough shekels for life.

>he'd make another seinfeld season
he did make the new seinfeld episode on that season of curb

lol this fucking kike is on suicide watch.

What a little bitch boy.

I can't help but think that Donald got lucky that John isn't there to make him look like the fraud that he is on daily basis. It would be a shit show, but Trump would be doing even worse amongst young people. I almost feel betrayed that he decided to leave now when all I crave is to watch people mop the floor with Donald's ego.

The funniest part was his desperation desu

looked so pathetic and marginalized.

It's not about shekels user, it's about attention.

99% of people in show business are there because they had a desperate need for attention and validation. There are far easier ways to make money.

Yes, I'm sure he would DESTROY Donald Dump like the other 900 liberal comedians

Watching that made me realize how much I miss him.

>42 posts
>no refutation of the hypocrisy of #BlueLivesMatter while same conservatives voted against bills to help police after 9/11

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He trashed Fox News pundits (Hannity in particular) for spending the last 7 years complaining about Obama being narcissistic, elitist, thin-skinned, authoritarian, racially divisive, maybe not even Christian, and then turning around and supporting Donald Trump. It was a Daily Show segment, basically.

Ignoring reality is the norm for Republicucks.

The Daily Show only ever got 2 million viewers at its peak. And it was mostly lefty college kids and aging champagne socialists to begin with. People who would have already hated Trump. He'd have made no difference and he didn't even make a difference when he was around.

I hope you aren't serious kek. How old are you? If you are older than 18 then I pity you.

Evan Sayet use to be a writer for Letterman. The technique they used (what is the same that Leibowitz uses) is very formulaic.

Nail in the coffin of the Trump meme.

Television needs more of this man

oy vey goyim how dare you vote for someone I don't like! how dare you not follow the narrative!

but fox (megyn kelly) shit on trump nonstop until he actually won the nomination

Remember everybody that his name is Jon Liebowitz
I wonder why he changed his name?

he used to be cool but then he turned into a bleeding heart faggot. he is like tumblr: the guy.

When you think about it, these guys really need Trump. A Trump presidency would provide them with plenty of material, while a Hillary presidency will just continue the long, steady downward trend they've been experiencing.

Eating dinner while waiting for Trump to speak, I think. I'm not even sure what day he pulled this skit.

He looks completely unhinged and pathetic.

They, and the rest of the GOP, had to be dragged kicking and screaming into supporting Trump. It was honestly delicious to watch them squirm and ultimately swallow their pride and pull a 180 to support the clear winner. If only Bernie could have done as effective a job at splitting the Democrats as Trump did for the GOP.

Which further proves Jon's point that conservatives are a bunch of hypocrites.

i think it was suppose to be part of a joke but it ended up being a distraction from what he was saying

Trump isn't the GOP establishment, he doesn't have to answer for their bullshit.

Name a political party that isn't.

He looks so broken. Hope he kills himself when Trump wins

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But the American 2 party system is about the least narcissistic candidate

Also, Bull Moose Party