Which one of those guys was most likely to ever rape a woman?

which one of those guys was most likely to ever rape a woman?

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Definitely Ross.
Joey would break up with someone for not putting out but he's too kind hearted.
Chandler would apologize for making someone feel unsafe.
Ross would be weird and rapey.

yeah, Ross would be the kind of guy to get really upset if a woman didn't put out, and launch into a huge tirade about dinosaurs while he raped her

ross if she stole his sandwich maybe

As macho as Joey is, he likely has a very incomplete definition of rape, and does it often without realizing it.

>it's a Ross trains to better attack women episode

Red Ross rapes

That's why he calls it the Moist Maker

I think Joey, having grown up around so many women, wouldn't want to take advantage of one in an inebriated state though.

I could totally see Ross doing it though.

>Monicaaaaa she said she liked me and then passed out why ISN'T it alrigggghhhttt

Joey - Alpha - Only if he was pretty sure he could get away with it. Would target submissive girls and get them intoxicated/drunk.
Ross - Beta - For revenge only. Would likely fail.
Chandler - Omega - would never consider raping anyone, not in his nature

Joey is an alpha chad, he doesn't need to rape anyone, Chandler would chicken out, definitely Ross

Wtf is the appeal of this show?
It's not even remotely funny. The people who praise this trash must be the ones who watch tbbt religiously.

I don't even thing Joey would do it on purpose, but I think with the amount of girls he fucks he would be most likely to have someone falsely accuse him of rape

What boards do each of the main characters frequent?

>Monica: /ck/

They are all white males so they do it every day already.

>Rachel /fa/

Nostalgia, my older sister watched it when I was little so I watched it too. Plus the general 90s aesthetic, coffee shop for example is cozy

>Ross /sci/

Ross would most likely be the rapist, with his weird entitled attitude and angry fits I can see it happening. Joey would probably rape a woman without even realising he was doing it, manipulating her, sleeping with women who are too intoxicated to make desicions etc. I cant see Chandler being a rapist.

He'd probably just accidentally rape someone.

No, only one man in that picture is white.

Chandler is obviously Sup Forums Sup Forums and Sup Forums

Joey would be /o/ and maybe /soc/ if he were bored.

Ross would be /r9k/ /sci/ and /lit/

Phoebe would be all the porn boards because she's a kinky bitch. That and /po/

Others have been covered already.

>Phoebe /x/ and /lgbt/

phoebe is Sup Forums incarnated

>/lgbt/

Phoebe is really straight though.

didn't she have lesbian or gay friends?

>Joey not Sup Forums

Joey was the "most likely" to have raped a woman, simply because he had the most sex, but I could only see him doing it inadvertently with someone who had too much to drink but seemed fine on the outside.

Ross would definitely pressure someone unwilling into sex, manipulate them, whine, all sorts of shit.

in what fucking way is she anything like Sup Forums. Phoebe is far more /s4s/ than Sup Forums.

Ross = actual rape
Chandler = rape a passed out girl
Joey = falsely accused of rape

if two people get really drunk it isn't rape. what's happened to you all?

Let's not forget the whole Ross cucked by a woman thing

these.

/thread

>reminder that Joey was sexually abused for years by his tailor

Ross. Wasn't there an episode where he tried to kiss his cousin?

Chandler Sup Forumsing

none of the would ever "rape" rape a woman, as in actual rape where they attack a woman and fuck her. They would all be rapists in one way or another in certain women's eyes though
joey has most likely raped a woman without knowing it. She said no, he kept saying yes, and eventually she just stopped saying no and let it happen
for ross and chandler though, they've probably had an experience where they hooked up with a chick who didn't want to put out, fell asleep in the same bed, and then penetrated them in their sleep.

>i haven't had sex in a very long time...
my fucking sides were obliterated

>Joey is an alpha chad
those are the ones that do all the raping though

Rachel - Rape victim
Chandler - Falsely accused of rape
Ross - Statutory Rape
Monica - Rape by deception
Joey - Sex with an unconscious woman
Phoebe - Actual, brutal, knife-to-your-neck rape

>/s4s/

What the fuck is this board even?

This is accurate.

Lets settle it Sup Forums

Where they on a break?

Anyone else remember that Sup Forumsfag who was writing a screenplay about a drama series which was Friends but after an apocalypse?

obviously

i need to read this

100%

Red Ross could not rape, he would destroy the woman before her clothing was removed

Gunther would've spiked Rachel's drink and raped her

Ms Chanandler Bong would blow them the fuck out

Yep. Or any other number of bad choices Rachel made. Pablo would've spiked her drink for sure. Billy Dresden. Hell, even Barry probably gave her the laughing gas at some point.
And let's not forget that Ross groped and made out with who he thought was a passed-out Rachel.

more info
Totally

He never posted it initially, I don't know if he has by now and I missed it or not, it was ages ago. He just gave a sort of brief about it and answered a few questions. From what I remember, it was a serious drama and not a comedy or a sitcom, however it retained the character's personalities, traits, and mannerisms from the show. It followed the story of all the main characters from Friends in a post-apocalyptic wasteland as they struggled to survive. They didn't all stay together, they split up, and the story moved between them. I'm pretty sure either Ross or Monica died, which caused the other sibling to become distraught and mad.

>CONTRABAND

The idea of a "break" is stupid and they were both wrong

yes, even rachel admitted to it. I don't think she denies it.

>Rachel - Rape victim
what kind of rape though? Like "I had sex with Mark but Ross found out so I better say I was raped" rape or "I got drunk and passed out by a dumpster and woke up to a guy fucking me" rape?

Joey seems like the type who would fuck a girl even though she is completely wasted and doesn't know what is going on

>actual rape
>rape a passed out girl

I'm not a rape scientist, but aren't these two the same?

If you had to rape one, gun pointed at your head, which one?

this is hilarious. thanks mate

season 1 Monica>season 1 Phoebe (thicc)>rachel

I just think she as the most naive and most conventionally hot chick is the most likely to be taken advantage of. See . Pablo, Barry, Billy. Ross made out with Monica when he thought she was a passed-out Rachel.

He clearly means forced, violent assault vs unconscious rape.

not necessarily. Is it still rape if she never knew it happened? Is it still rape if she would have had sex with joey even if she wasn't drunk?

phoebe because she's an olympic cunt

wouldn't mind asking out any of the other two

>current year
>not being a rape scientist
This is why we need feminism

Phoebe.

No chance of rape-baby when she's already pregnant.

Hey, that was me!

Yeah it was a post-apocalyptic Friends fanfiction. No humour, just dark, gritty shit. The government are basically throwing people in camps and exterminating them, NWO style, and the world it takes place in is like Mad Max: New York.

Monica is already dead before the book begins, and that affects each member of the group massively. Phoebe and Mike ran off to join the resistance but returned with their spirits broken. Phoebe walks with a limp and neither of them will look anyone in the eye or talk about what happened. Chandler smokes more than he ever did and just makes dark jokes about how everything's shit. Joey's suicidal. Ross keeps hysterically telling everyone he's fine even though his sister is dead. Can't remember Rachel's story. I think she might've just disappeared. And Joey goes looking for her, something like that.

I would think ross would be suicidal over joey

No Ross went mad over her (and Rachel), he's in complete denial and has nobody to emotionally support him (in contrast to his previous life where he was surrounded by lots of supportive people). He's like King Lear, just ranting and raving, pretending nothing happened.

Like he'll ask Chandler why he doesn't make jokes anymore, or ask Joey what's wrong when Joey's sobbing uncontrollably.

You mean a normal man?

It was a reverse April Fools joke a few years back. Moot set it up as a parallel for Shit Reddit Says, with everyone shitposting on it because they "knew" it would be gone by the end of the week, but he never got rid of it.

It's just Sup Forums 2.0.

There was some kind of case where a Friends writer or assistant was suing a bunch of other writers for sexual harassment. From reading it they just sound like schoolboy pranks. Smutty messages and gestures, that sort of thing.

One of the things that came out though was that she said they would joke about making Joey a casual, light-hearted rapist. Just throwing in jokes that imply Joey raped a woman, and then the gang ignore it.

There have been a couple of moments in the show that I thought indicated this. His pep-talk with Chandler when Chandler can't get it up for Monica.

Basically:
>have you ever been with a girl and... you know
>what?
>you know, you haven't been able to...
>oh. yeah. once.
>so what did you do?
>i did it anyway! *closes door*

Couple of other things as well. Probably my imagination but that complaint from that woman was an eye-opener.

thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/friends-writers-lewd-talk-about-aniston-cox

>Not to mention how several writers spoke of their secret desire to turn the character Joey (played by Matt LeBlanc) into a serial rapist, discussing "full scenes of how he would rape the women."

I'm saying it's more out of character for joey to be suicidal. Ross and chandler, can totally see them wanting to kill themselves.

Joey has probably dateraped countless women
Ross would str8 up rape someone and then have some weird plan to destroy any of her credibility
Chandler is gay

Chanandeler Bong

where can i read it?

Oh right.

But Joey actually was (comically) suicidal when he found out Rachel was moving to Paris. Had to be pulled off the balcony or something.

And the concept of the book was to maximise the contrast between the characters original setting and their new, horrific nighmare scenario. That would mean pretty much reversing the characters, making Chandler unfunny and Ross (the responsible one) insane. Fun, loveable Joey becomes a miserable wreck, and so on. Interspersing this environment with quotes and mannerisms from the show would keep the sweet and colourful original in the back of the reader's mind while they watched these characters descend into hell.

>postapocalyptic Friends fanfic

truly the lowest you can get.

I didn't write it, it was just a pipe dream. Every time I mention it people like the idea though, maybe I should set aside some time and throw some chapters together.

>All these people ITT thinking a woman being drunk = rape

Fuck off tumblr. It's only rape if she is literally passed out, otherwise it's just a bitch making dumb life decisions and trying to put the blame on everyone else.

sounds like a really cool idea, I'd definitely read it.

Please do.

I'll start planning it tonight. Maybe I'll paste each finished chapter on here as I do them, or finish the whole thing and link Sup Forums to it.

Oh man I can't wait. Finally something to look forward to in my miserable shitty life.

That's the spirit!

pleaso do dear user, sounds a great nuclear kino idea

>drinking excuses me from making bad choices
>if I have sex with a guy and later regret it, he's a rapist
who let tumblr in here?

>tumblr

That place with all the porn? It's awesome.

>tfw feminists don't realize they're posting on what is essentially a porn blog
it's like pottery

That was one of the best jokes of the show.
>Maybe we can attack them together..

Monica /ck/
Rachel /fa/
Chandler & Joey Sup Forums Sup Forums /s/
Ross /s/ /sci/ /his/

Reminder that Ross actually committed rape by deception on his own sister.

Joey - i could see him fucking a passed out slut

Chandler - too cuck to rape

Ross - AKA RED ROSS - He'd snap and rape.

Most likely Targets would be his slut Lez cheating EX wife and her wife. Those two treat him like shit and are filling Ben with lies and SJW nonsense.

His other target would of course be Rachel.
Who has strung him along and teased Ross with those nipples since High school.

joey>ross>chandler

>it's like pottery

lol wtf dont you mean poetry? still, underrated post.

FUCK THIS JOEY IS MUH HEART OF GOLD MEME

He's a literal fucking scumbag. Every single person I know would completely DROP a "friend" who tried to date your ex-girlfriend, not to mention when she is your widely known high school sweetheart, and also the alleged "love of your life". The fact that he had the gall to try and claim he was in love with her just because she fucking moved in with him for like a week is beyond me as well.

Joey is a piece of shit. Great until that point. But irredeemable afterwards.

Anyways the answer is all three... well maybe not Chandler because he'd probably bitch out like a massive beta.