Get famous pretending to be a stoner

>get famous pretending to be a stoner
>get invited to a yt talk show about smoking weed
>be uncomfortable with smoking weed

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What happened?

Was Jack Black ever a stoner? He's been a slacker and a metalhead, but I don't remember him portraying himself as a stoner. They often go together in real life but they're not identical.

>get famous pretending to be a stoner
What?

I like weed fine, but weed culture is garbage. This macho and elitist hurrrdurrr-do-you-even-smoke attitude is pathetic.

>jack black
>>get famous pretending to be a stoner
Youre dumb as fuck, op.

nice b8 you have here m8
>jack black
>stoner
>not drunk wannabe metalhead or punk

...

Tenacious D films.

?

>Writes lyrics about smoking weed.
>Has lines in his films and HBO show about smoking weed or doing mushrooms.
>Features on the cover of High Times not only once, but twice.

He hadn't smoked in years, if I recall correctly. People said he freaked out. All he did was get kind of quiet. I wouldn't call that freaking out.

He has kids, and probably almost never smokes anymore. When you get high as fuck for the first time in a while it's a bit overwhelming.

If I had to talk to charisma-void doug benson for an hour I'd probably go into shock too

I know whenever I go a few days without smoking then smoke again I get really paranoid and zoned out. He may have not smoked for a few weeks

I feel you OP.

It's like, fuck Arnold because in all his movies he kills people but irl he's a normal well-adjusted human bean

What a massive faggot.

>a few days
Are there people who unironically smoke everyday?

Yeah that's what he said before they started. Doug is a douche for perpetuating it beyond someone getting too high and having a bit of anxiety. I hear him reference that show all the time.

Yeah, half the people at my work and all my friends. Haven't missed a shift in a year and always get more done than anyone, except on days when I can't find pot

wtf I hate stoner now

Basically this.

I used to get high as fuck daily for years. Now I pretty much never smoke, last time I did was about half a year ago and now I get high as shit off like a quarter of a gram.

Shit is nerve-wracking when you sit down with stoners and you know you'll be stoned as fuck off a couple of drags.

sure, if you can handle it why not?

I'd drink every day if it didn't make you fat.

he said he barely smokes anymore and also said he may get nervous which makes me believe he probably stopped smoking because he started getting anxiety

if that's the case i have to give him credit for having the balls to even come on the show

you're young and underage and you don't know what having anxiety is
you'll get there
pretty much

CANTELOPE

dey tooker

Well

I'm

He seems like the kinda guy you'd want to be around with live cameras rolling because he seems like he might try and grab your cock randomly or something

Dude gives off weird vibes

He seems like he's got the devil inside him and he's always thinking of freaking and murdering everyone in the room but he's pretty good at restraining himself and smoking weed helps him think of other things

I smoke a joint every night before going to bed. The only time I don't is when I have a few glasses of scotch instead.

>t. oldfag

Lets try Sean Penn next

>It's a Doug hangs out with pornstars but doesnt get them to show their tits or suck him off episode

why don't you just fucking pretend like they're asexual and not huge sluts Doug? that's a heaps cool use of porn sluts

Sorry

to

Used to smoke like a motherfucker. Like literally every 3 hours or less. Still uncomfortable about smoking weed. It's nothing to be proud about bud

Maybe he GREW UP

This the one where Jaybles had a bad trip?

I like people that smoke weed and doesn't make a big deal about it.

which is most people

too bad some people act fusing insanely autistic about it.

>pretending to be a stoner
yeah and he was also pretending to be fat, right?

t. Unknowing drug addict

I'm glad that everybody agrees now that weed culture is a stupid fucking meme and always has been.

>DUDE WEED LMAO
Sums up the entire fucking thing.

hear

after the 80s nobody but faggots were into "weed """culture"""

drug culture in general is retarded

>Drugs are for losers
>Spends 16 hours a day spmamming memes and trolling strangers on a shitty imageboard

that

have you ever hung out with stoners? fucking annoying. But I guess you dont have any friends so *tips fedora*

If I had to smoke weed with Doug Benson I'd be uncomfortable too.

Also that """talk show""" is a fucking disaster. Doug is a terrible host.

I do, but don't worry, i do it ironically.

weed culture will go away once the drug becomes legal because people treat their habit like a subversive political stance, when really they're just too fucking baked to hold any serious opinions

Take away its edgy, anti-establishment image and have it marketed to them everywhere and I guarantee you they'll stop behaving so stupidly

>Haven't missed a shift in a year
>shift
kek, keep doing shift work, stoner

>weed culture will go away once the drug becomes legal because people treat their habit like a subversive political stance
only because it's really incredibly stupid to keep it illegal.

weed makes me anxious as fuck sometimes, it's weird. totally sympathized with how he felt on that episode. that'd be a nightmare while really high

it's natural, i'm assuming you're not smoking legal weed?

nah i'm not, if i could go to a dispensary it would be a dream. i'd get some high CBD strain or something. once i smoked this really purple indica and it was so awesome and relaxing.

i just wish i had some control over what drug i was putting into my body

>weed makes me anxious as fuck sometimes
It didn't when I was younger, but it makes me fall into a spiral of anxiety and self doubt now, which is why I haven't smoked in years.

Only teenagers think smoking weed is badass.
Anyone over the age of 18 that does is most likely a loser.

yeah same here. the first time i smoke i was over the moon, it was absolutely great, and it was great for the first year or so, but then it started to change and it became horrible. now i can smoke occasionally and it's pretty fun, but the threat of the bad trip is always there.

fucks me up because i wonder what's going on. like is it just mental experience with the drug that makes it change? kinda like when you first got drunk and it was euphoric as fuck but now it just makes you dizzy? shit makes me sad

agreed, this is the main problem with illegal cannabis, they don't let it mature so there's virtually no CBD in it.

I'm only in my mid twenties but basically all of my friends are one hundred percent dependant on weed and can hardly go two days without smoking

yeah it just makes me insanely high and paranoid as fuck off of like 2 hits

>and can hardly go two days without smoking
how is that possible

Honestly I think for some people it gets to the point where it will actually cover up your anxiety and stress, whereas for people like me who don't experience that in the first place, it does the very opposite and just fabricates this feeling of anxiety and tension. It's the same as alcohol.

It's amazing how many of you little faggots don't know about HBO Tenacious D. That was Jack Black at his peak. The movie couldn't even top it. I smoke plenty of weed, but I can't stand Benson. What a little fuck.

>only smoked weed like 4 times in my life
>never did anything to me
>now play in a band with two almost full time stoners
I guess I could give it another try but I feel much better being known as the guy who doesn't smoke at all

some other things can contribute to that too like not sleeping enough or not having enough sugar in your system.

for me it just depends on my headstate, it can make you irritable and stress you out or make you anxious but can also take a load off and be incredibly relaxing.

but if you're smoking every day for a long time it'll feel less and less enjoyable, it's best to just take a couple days break if you smoke it a lot.

same tbphwy senpai

yeah the OG Tribute was goat

yeah i'm sure, but this was consistently over like a year so i thought it would kinda control for stuff like that

i mean when i smoke now i'm mostly fine, and when i was having bad trips i was in pretty bad mental health generally, i was seeing a therapist and shit and had horrible anxiety. when weed was good i was happy as fuck lol. i tend to think it does amplify your mental state

although it consistently made music fantastic

This board is getting shittier by the day.

baka

You honestly should. Weed makes people complacent, which would explain why almost all stoners have absolutely no ambition.

>t. long time smoker

pretty much all drugs will end up giving you some form of avolition or anhedonia

good for you. no point in potentially opening a can of worms, user.

if you have an addictive personality it's very, very easy to start smoking every day. i've wasted tens of thousands of dollars on weed over the course of ~8 years.

dont get me wrong, weed is excellent if you can use it in moderation, but i thought i was fine until i wasn't.

Very true. Weed's just so prevalent that is much more common.

And to clarify I meant you should feel good about not smoking.

He probably outgrew it about 30 years ago when he was 17 like everyone else

Is it normal not to like weed because of the taste? It makes me nauseous pretty much every time. My friends looked at me like I was some kind of freak when I told them.

>52 years old

maybe it just grows on you, I've had some disgusting tasting weed but mostly it tastes nice

detroit metal city in the nutshell

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>people can grow out of things they enjoyed when they were younger
Shocking. Good for him. I hope in 20 years I'm not still a lazy pothead shitposting here. I bet snoop only smokes for show

Don't eat it

>macho
>weed
kek

weed doesn't make you lazy.. lazy people smoke weed

unfortunately yes, for some its like morning coffee

addiction is bad. even pepsi can fuck you up
well someone has to

I'm fine with weed alone but EVERY SINGLE TIME I add alcohol to the mix I puke. And I never puke with alcohol alone wtf

>never smoked weed with stoners before

my teacher drinks wine before sleep. What happened to natural sleeping?

is he still famous? my wife's son has no idea who he is.

I think his career ended a long time ago.

it did not go away in states where it was made legal
like with prostitution, the possibility of abuse it too big and generally people are too retarded not to be told how to live

What is it that makes Doug Benson so unlikeable and unfunny. How is he considered a comedian?

Also what sort of loser starts smoking weed when he's 28, and then makes it the entire basis of his personality?

>still better than a drug user
feels good

that really doesn't make any sense, people who abuse weed to a serious level will do it regardless.

>i just wish i had some control over what drug i was putting into my body
>implying you don't
does tv make you do stuff too?

yeah they are addicted.I practically needed a drink everyday, so when I stopped the first week was hell. I could not sleep and kept sweating like hell but after the first week even the garbage smelled like a part of heaven. fell off after a year and a half but it was a very productive year and a half

>reading comprehension
i'm saying i wish i could choose the exact strain i was putting into my body instead of settling for whatever shit the dealer has atm

That was a bad episode for sure. The problem is that the show depends entirely on the guest being interesting. I notice how Doug gets pissy and passive-aggressive if someone doesn't go along with his stupid segments.

That's kinda how I feel about that magician they always have. He seems so annoyed with the guests because they fuck up his tricks half the time.

everyone knows Tenacious D, school of rock,balls of fury and all his other works.