*record scratch*

*record scratch*
*freeze frame*

That's me, I guess you're wondering how I ended up here?

Not particularly, no.

you came for cookies

Whaaat? NO WAY.

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I was just heading for the beach.

Oh wow

Hambubger

did anyone ever attack Chris?

NO RUBBER.

Hi rato

The Jewish Rabbi kind of lunged at him trembling with anger, Chris would have snapped his shit up.

All I wanted was a cookie, just one cookie! and Chris wouldnt give it to me.

Is the cookie a metaphor for underage sex?

Nice

wh-how
these are home baked?

2006 was a crazy year, the Iraq war was dragging on costing thousands of lives, but that day I was feeling pretty good, I was headed to the beach. My body was cute, built good. Little indication of the storm clouds headed my way.

*smells*

Mmmmm is that cookies?

Hello?

it all started with me being built good

TWO WORDS:
BONUS SITUATION

What is next for his career?

>tfw you just wanted to get to the beach

You know what, I don't want this bonus anymore

What? Bane? No way

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Is he the most high profile guy they ever got?

Is this the birth of an epic new me-me?

The Iraq war was necessary. Someone had to liberate the Iraqi people from the evil Saddam regime.

>new

Why don't you sit over there. id like to talk to you about the bonus situation

>new
Where the heck have you been?

What did he mean by this?

he faked it

He was in shock of the events that just happened

what did he even trip on

I've been asking the same question ever since the episode first aired in circa 2000. I have repeatedly studied the referenced clip countless times and have concluded that he experienced a fleeting sense of vertigo thus losing his balance.

cookies

doesn't have depth perception

he tripped because of god

Only because the judge killed himself

either the back of his heel hit the step, or he tripped on his own shoe. i do it sometimes too and it's pretty fucking embarrassing.

genericgreenfrog

>pretty fucking embarrassing
Why? Just brush it off and walk away. People trip, it happens

and they're fucking embarrassed when it happens. I honestly had to pause the video at that part and go take a shower to settle down

Yeah I had to pace around the room for about a half an hour. My handler had to soothe me because i couldn't breathe...

He didn't expect to walk on stairs and it threw him off. Everyone else is retarded.

*record scratch*
*freeze frame*

That's me, i guess you're wondering why that little faggot doesn't put those drinks on ice. I am wondering that also.

Why was he so adamant on putting those wine coolers in da fridge

The guy with the shoelaces who got caught twice was better.

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I don't want this cookie anymore