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Morning NEET edition

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Heading to the social for the first time. Not proud of myself. Hoping to get some IT certification for the skills I have but not expecting more than bullshit.
Any tips on dealing with them?

first for Great Britain

fuck

Not shitposting
That'd be a first for Great Britain

Du liebes Kind, mich reizt deine schöne Gestalt

Pipe down boy
*pulls on leash*

RIP Don

Doing a post before I leave

Dorsh was packed this morning, 10/10 qt was pressed up against me for the whole journey, was nice while it lasted

The other thread was a minute earlier and better IMO.

>there are unironic NEETs ITT
disgust.jpg

Ye all disgust me.

What the fuck is a Dorsh?

It's a sewer pipeline.

Yeah it's going real well with it's 1 post. I'm trying to leave NEETdom, which is why I was asking for tips on getting certs etc.
You ironic NEET or shitposting from work?

Holidays.

And by "better" I was referring to the OP and lack of NEETism.
What fields are you looking to go into? Is the IT skills thing just for the CV or what?

Experience in knowledge base management (kanaIQ), CRM admin (Ciboodle), reporting & analysis, scripting in SQL, JS, HTML (no CSS unfortunately), document writing and training materials. I'm well versed in using Excel, Word & PowerPoint and use Linux a lot, really my biggest interest. Technically more an SRE or business admin than IT, pic related. I think my bigger problem is not being able to afford an L+ cert and need to know what BS social need to hear to get me where I want to be, I don't want to be on the scratcher more take advantage of any qualifications I can get. I'm finding experience doesn't do much compared to certs.

Ireland more like gayland

it's what jackeens call their tram i think

There's a good few NEETs on /éire/.

>being a NEET
sad!

hahahaha

Got to go do a test in 30 minutes that I know next to nothing about. I don't mind failing but I don't want to bring shame upon my teacher.

I used to go in to exams in college and just sit writing nonsense until enough time passed that I felt comfortable leaving.

What is your secret autistic pastime?
I spend hours researching the price of stupid shit like milk around the world. It brings me immense joy. I also like to collect pictures of shopping malls and organise them by the year the pictures were taken.

That's pretty interesting. I have a good few autistic habits but none I would really call pastimes.

I like fixing old sewing machines, I love the engineering and polishing pieces.

>What is your secret autistic pastime?
Sup Forums

I write doujins

Few things more satisfying than cleaning the gunk out of your mouse.

that's a sin

But reading them's fine though right?

that's pretty autistic

In Estonia it's: 1 liter of 2.5% bagged milk is like €0.6 and tetrapak is €0.8, 3.5% bagged milk is like €0.8 and tetrapak €1

>bagged milk

*drinks whisky in gaelic*

*wanks to sersh in french*

*wonders what serch means*

*mistakes user for another poster*

it's cheaper to produce
you put the bag in a jug

it's also how sour cream is sold here, but since it's more fatty it won't flow out, you can just cut the corner of the bag

wtf I love Belgium now !!

A
Sin

Jared Taylor

watched almost all of his vids.

asked an Estonian how to say 12 months at work today lads

Alright I suppose I'll have to tell the priest then.

you have to tell him the title and what degeneracy it was about

Ask him about milk bags.

tell the priest that jesus wasn't born on christmas and that everything was a lie

...

>Ed Sheeran is currently England's most successful musician
>his new album is dominating Ireland's Top Tracks
>he's ATLEAST 25% Irish
>ginger
>alcoholic
>loves Ireland
>makes songs about us one his albums
Fuck me England's getting her anus destroyed by every culture that comes near

MICKED

>muh ginger
>muh heritage
Sheeran needs to accept he's not irish and never will be

BUTTHURT

Just because his uncle isn't 6ft deep in a bog hahahahaha

I hate gingers and wish my country didn't have to be associated with them.

Why? When they don't have FAS faces their quite cool looking desu

If you hate gingers you aren't Irish but a english wannabe cuckboy

...

Gingers are evil to be fair

with the head on him i just assumed he was Irish

Its the posh faggot way to say DART

>I spend hours researching the price of stupid shit like milk around the world. It brings me immense joy

You fackin' druggo

You wake up in 2020.

Lads, where the fuck were you when the polaks had our backs?

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You forgot about Brittany and Isle of Man

Based polaks

Why do I go through people's twitters when I know it won't make me any happier?

Wonder if this might actually happen in the future. Both countries are similarly sized, one won't overpower the other politically.

ONLY IF YOU BELIEVE

I believe we need a different flag.

He went to a 4th July party dressed as a red coat kek

don't know what to do for paddy's day
pubs will be wedged and i know i'll feel overwhelmed
;_;

>look up Ed Sheeran Galway girl
>She played the fiddle in an Irish band
>But she fell in love with an English man

Bit Caribbean looking.

Go to your local with a few mates early in the day lad

I bleeped that part out.
;)

I don't even feel like asking my "friends" what they're doing. Maybe I'd be happier staying at home and accepting my fate.

>fell in love with an Englishman
So she's not Irish? Happy days

Trinity knot on a field of green with a blue sky desu

Play some games, Nier comes out Friday for the master race.

Not sure I'm a fan of symbols and intricate designs on flags.

Bit exotic alright I suppose, but we gotta stand out from the other shit tier nations right?

AESTHETIC

same lad
it's more that i feel like i should be doing something for the day that's in it

You all know that we'll all be right here on Sup Forums on Friday. We know our place.

Don't even joke about that.

Made this. Not sure about it, the colours seem too strong together but putting white in the middle doesn't look right either.
And I think it looks more like a county flag than a national one.

>Not sure I'm a fan of symbols and intricate designs on flags
Same. Should be easy for kids to draw.

As long as my dad doesn't try to bring me out drinking again.

Most likely.

>county flag
Ya it kinda does. I don't think the white in the middle is too bad.
The bottom one here has a triskelion, which isn't too hard to draw, and could probably be made a bit easier to draw.

sure ye can all come over

How do a get a qt pi Irish gf, lads? Also is Jaggy finally back?

I'm not even sure if Jaggy ever existed anymore.

are there many refugees in ireland?

>I'm not even sure if Jaggy ever existed anymore


What a horrible 2017.

My autistic habits aren't secret.

No, but something like 15+% of the population is foreign, and probably only half that are Europoors.

>Let's clean our city of them.
Bloody Slavophobes.

looks too cascadian

this is the best one i've seen tb h

Cascadia don't have a copyright on the colours green and blue, but I agree that that flag is the most similar. Dark green and blue work great together on a flag, I think.

I think it looks like a Pacific island's flag.

It's hard to make a pan-Celtic flag.
If it covered the Celtic nations, it'd look like a bit of a clusterfuck/assault on the senses.
A melding of the flags I can picture is:

>black and white horizontal striped (Brittany)
>green and white bottom half (Wales)
>White St Andrew's saltire (Scotland)
>Red St Patrick's Saltire (Ireland)
>Light blue stripe running down the left-to-right saltire (Galicia)
>White Cross running symmetrically through the middle (Cornwall)
>National symbols (Ermine, dragon, lion, harp, chalice and communion, yellow ball triangle) staggered along the three top sides of the white cross
>Celtic cross in the middle

>school childrens' faces when asked to draw that.gif
Else we could go the shitty rainbow stripe route, but why would we want to choose that?

Another problem is that St Patrick's saltire and Cornwall's cross are inventions of the S*xon period.

If Scotland and Ireland united, you could just put the province flags of Ireland in the four corners left by the (two?) saltires.

Now you know why the english made up a flag for us that would look nice with theirs instead of using one of ours.

What about this?

gives me flashbacks to saxon treachery

need to meet up with sershfrog and cum on pictures of sersh together

I'm sure he'd be up for it.