Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how great Tom Cruise is?

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how great Tom Cruise is?

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Just a great man.

>tom cruise will die in your lifetime

That is depressing, but he is alive now and we should be thankful.

You're right

every cruise movie is poop

SAAAAKIIIIIII!

he's a retard scientologist who built his career playing quippy actio–

> tropic thunder

This excuses literally everything else.

Little known fact. Tom Cruise does all of his own stunts.

Nope, he's going to get his extreme wealth and medical advancements to live forever.

Based Cruise

we will all die in our lifetimes

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Why does he need those when he can just drop the body

manlet

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Tom Cruise wears lifts to be courteous to us normal sized folks. He knows you you know he is small and effortlessly pulls it off without anyone noticing. It's really an alpha power play with some reverse psychology thrown in. That and he has a larger than life personality and in that way we are all mice in a giants shadoow.

> tfw tom cruise is probably investigating CRISPR/CAS-9 technology to reverse his manletness right now

he got jaw implants when he was young and it literally made his career, so jokes aside it wouldnt surprise me

I play csgo under the alias 'Tom Cruise' with this as my picture.

What am I supposed to be looking at here?

Literally the greatest actor, celebrity, and human being of all time.

The world would be much worse without the maverick. Someone needs to play by their own rules.

get out of my thread, SP fucking shits.

>no Vanilla Sky
>no Oblivion
>no A Few Good Men
>no Tropic Thunder

Jack Reacher was ruined for me because of all the younger women commenting how handsome Tom Cruse was. It was so ham-fisted and bizarre in a crime thriller.

Edge of tomorrow is a cliche forced overrated flick

Take out rogue nation and ghost protocol as well you have mission impossible and everyone knows to watch the entire series

Add legend, a few good men, oblivion and vanilla sky

>no Top Gun

That's exactly how the book is.

I see. Still jarring though.

fuck off, Edge of Tomorrow was one of the greatest films of the past decade. And MI2 and 3, suck, so I only included the good MIs.

Vanilla Sky is shit and Oblivion was mediocre. You'd have to be retarded to think Oblivion deserves a place and Edge of Tomorrow doesnt.

No it wasn't holy fucking pleb. You have shit taste. Cliche ending zero rewatchability

Yeah, I thought so too. Didn't really like the "he doesn't care about the law, he cares about what's right!" either. Didn't bother me too much and the action/banter made up for it.

Bluntfags need to die in a fire. Its an exposition flick

>Cliche ending zero rewatchability
Couldn't the same be said of Oblivion? I like both, but think Edge of Tomorrow is way better.

Tom Cruise has made a lot of good movies and has made a lot of people a SHITLOAD of money. That being said, he is a sad, twisted little man.

They actually changed the original ending though where they fuck up and die. Both are mediocre but edge of tomorrow isn't rewatchable at all to me and is nothing special.

and he has my pity

you forgot magnolia

Mine too. He has a jillion dollars and a career that any actor would kill for, but he is also a slave to an extremely corrupt and objectively evil religion which literally cost him his family.

Mission impossible 3 is the best in the series by far. Its MI's Casino Royale. Get the fuck out of here with your objectively shit taste.

When will they learn??

Get off Sup Forums and go see your daughter Suri, Tom.

>full fledged kikebrams shilling

Lol I bet you also think The Force Awakens was better than Revenge of the Sith? Consider ending your life.

Katie won't let him.

I dont like what Jew Jew did with SW at all, but I will say that I believe he has talent. It just doesn't always show up.

Star Trek (2009) was very good. MI 3 was also very good. Into darkness was trash, and so is TFA. He's inconsistent, but at least he can write a good plot when he wants to. MI 3 was also just really well cast with a great villain and some great fights and chases. It also has cruises best acting in the series.

I couldn't be Tom Cruise I'm too busy living a magnificent life to have time to post on Sup Forums.

Did he distance himself from that criminal cult yet?

If not, who gives a fuck what he's accomplished?

Literally an OT7. He is practically a wise yogi or living saint.

>>no Oblivion
>>no A Few Good Men
pleb detected

EEYYYYEEEE NEED TO NOO NIEE
NOO NIEEEE
CAN YE LOOVE ME AGEIN

Skyfall was legitimately better than Jack Reacher.

I wanna see Cruise in a Wes Anderson film.

I hope he gets better soon.

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Post your fav cruise hair. Personally I love his hair in Vanilla Sky but also love his longer hair in Last Samurai/MI:2

Fucking love this guy. Every movie he does is good entertainment.

One of the best.

Say what you will, Cruise always brings his A game and never phones it in

>Top row films
>Bottom row flicks
It's like poetry
Except switch minority report and wotw

Hello

>ywn join Tom Cruise and John Travolta in the final fight against the evil emperor Xenu and his army of psychiatrists

>John Travolta

Tom can fight Xenu by himself he doesn't need any dead weight.

the one in collateral

What kind of superpowers has scientology taught him?

Man child detected

>12 years later, Tom Cruise still looks younger than when he was wearing make up and costume to appear 5 years older than his real age at the time