Oh please, like anyone's a virgin at 23

>Oh please, like anyone's a virgin at 23.
What did she mean by this?

That if you didn't lose your virginity in your teens you're destined to be socially irreverent.

dunno I'm 47 and one lol

wanna know the best thing about fucking 47 year olds?

>Currently 24 and a virgin with no hope in sight

Should I just end it?

>tfw lost it at 23

>47
What's that in American years? I don't use the metric system

There's 40 of them?

Thanks for the confidence boost, loser

25 here. Hoping there's no 26.

See?

>manlet, hungry skeleton mode, total autistic sperg with no car or real job prospects
>still lost it at 18
I have no idea how you guys can be worse than me, fuck

Did you have to stuff your ass with toilet tissues afterwards?

>even retards like homer managed to have sex, get married, have kids, buy a house, get a job, and live the normie life

What's wrong with us, bros?

>tfw lost my virginity at 20

Seriously, if I can do it anyone can. I'm a huge fucking loser.

you probably were a stoner right? alcohol and weed get you women occasionally at that age

god fucking dammit I laughed

same. I did have to pay for it though

that thing on the left looks just like cosmo

Is this from Boyhood? Fuck that movie

22 straight virgin here, i couldve gotten laid like 5 times but i am an insecure fuck, and i dont see myself losing my v card anytime soon.
im going to fuck a whore eventually

ok but consider this
unless you're married by 23, you should be a virgin still
go to church

Before Midnight

>I couldve gotten laid like 5 times
Keep telling yourself that.

>Like anyone's a virgin at 23

The humanity is here thanks to men choosing to take pride in serving women and thanks to women loving to be served.
=>Nobody likes a virgin boy

being a virgin means you suck at making women cum, or more generally at entertaining them, especially if you are old, while other men are already proud of fucking women and the one girl that you try to be noticed by.

For virginity in girl, betas think that motherhood is a redemption from slutiness, or non-virginity.
Of course, today, motherhood is delayed by women, if not even disliked, precisely because women want to enjoy the cock carousel for far longer then before, so the motherhood as redemption is replaced by being in a relationship.
Men accept these compromises because they never have the choice when it comes to women and even invent the meme ''our society will continue in the future so it is good that women spread their legs''.

proving my point. virgin = weaklings, not real men

this indeed. why ?
-because people know that women cannot keep their legs closed
-because people know that most men never amount to anything besides wishing to fuck women

virginity is the best discriminant for people:
-good women are not tramps
-good men manage to make something of their lives (but most men are too pathetic to do something that fucking women).

naturally, this non-hedonistic utopia never occurs:
-women spread their legs chasing their fun, especially through sex, thanks to the men ready to serve them
-very few men go beyond women
men never amount to anything besides providing entertainment for women, since providing for women is the easiest thing (even though, most of the time, they will get their orgasms from other men), especially when it comes to giving them gifts.

>31 year old virgin
>people tell me it's easy to get laid all the time
>everytime I've tried I've failed
>gave up years ago
>stopped talking to people except online

>nothing worse than knowing the whole world thinks you're pathetic just because you're you

I know I'll be shit on for this post, but I don't care anymore.

Anyone can pay a hooker. It's not the act of having sex that's important, it's who you do it with.

>skinny as shit skeleboy
>spent early childhood in full autism video game mode
>early teens more vidya, acting like an autist at school
>late teens turn into werid kid that skips every class
>still obessed with vidya
>still managed to lose virginty at 15

I honestly don't believe you guys are still virgins at 20+. The chicks I banged back then weren't even the ugliest in school.

>i couldve gotten laid like 5 times

no, I was and still am pathetic straight edge. never drank alcohol in my life out of pure stubbornness

We're meant to die in WW3, it just hasn't happened yet.

>lost it at 27
>had countless sex with random sexy women the year after that
>couldnt even talk to girls before that

There is hope for all of us

I disagree with this. Sex with whores or random sluts can be very fun. Its meaningless, but sex doesnt have to have a bunch of emotion attached to it

I didn't pay a hooker though, I invited a girl over and had sex with her.

>losing your virginity

Anyone can do that, stop bragging

>fucking a girl who isn't an ugly white trash hambeast

That's applaudable

>TFW lost virginity at 18 because of Sup Forums

this site had some loose chicks back in '05-07 then "geek gamer girl" cam whores showed up.

Im the complete opposite. I never got to do anything with women until I started drinking in my 20's

i got asked three times by three different girls, i already had a physical relationship with them but i thought i could do better (turns out i can't) and the other are a friend and a friend of a friend.
believe me if you want, its up to you :)

>everytime I've tried I've failed

Explain?

Also remaining single and pure is clearly superior. No time or monetary constraints, endless amount of beautiful women catering to ypur every fetish for free that you can view any time of the day or night, physical act of sex being highly overrated.

Oh I paid for a bj from a whore at 21, but I don't count that

>mfw I was born in Tennessee
>mfw I'm associated with scumbags like this guy by proxy

>this well never be you

End it lads

But she wouldnt even be able to conceive at that age? Did they not fuck for like the first 4 years of marriage?

WTF you guys act like such fucking wusses thats why you don't get laid, go to the fucking gym you lazy fucks, read some books on pick up art ( I recommend Neil Strauss "The Game", Don't skip the challenges if you actually want to get laid). Its not cause your ugly, its not your shit self-esteem, its literally you faggots are too lazy to actually try so you wallow in your own self pity. fucking disgusting man and I say that in the most loving caring way I can. GROW UP AND BE MEN, KILL THE BOY.

>Wow user you are from Tennesse? Sorry, I wont sleep with you because this fgc guy is kind of a prick

This is what you actually believe, huh

>purest love known to man
>scumbag

Nigger

...

>its not your shit self-esteem
>you wallow in your own self pity

wut

>Explain?
Too many depressing stories I don't feel like telling. I will admit I've at least gotten a handy and I've eaten pussy. But I've never done the deed.

>she wouldnt even be able to conceive at that age
>not taking full advantage of this

...

FUG

>just do it bro, just go to the gym, just talk to her!

>22 year old guy ripping open the vagina of a 9 year old girl who doesn't know what's going on, and is too scared to tell him to stop
>"pure"

I am crying. Crying with laughter.

>lost my virginity at 26
>now I wish I never did

Sex has changed me and I don't like it.

Asians are so slow when walking on public platforms, fuck them. I'm not sorry for that bitch.

These chinks have made me miss my bus/train more times than I can count.

Blood for the Escalator God

is she a dead?

>be gay
>have degenerate sex during my teens
>tfw the vanity of pleasure
Sex revolution really did a number on heterosexuals though.

Lost it a 17 to my first girlfriend.
We lasted a year and she eventually dumped me.
That was back in 2008.
Haven't get laid ever since,
I think that my virginity just got restored at this point.

OK LOL that guy is fucked but I doubt most of you whiny virgins are that ugly..

>ripping open the vagina of a 9 year old girl who doesn't know what's going on
>reaching this hard
>implying she didn't know what "go to house keepin'" means
>implying a 60 year marriage isn't pure af

By all means settle for a 30 year old single mom with a train wreck roast beef pussy

What changed?

>afraid of sex

help

>there are 30 year old, single mothers with "trainwreck" vaginas
>and there are 9 year old girls who are terrified of you in every single way
>and there is nothing, NOTHING, in between

You pedos just never, EVER stop being fucking hilarious.

>tfw 30
>said "fuck it" and hired an escort last month.
>got way too drunk before hand
>couldn't get it up
>still cost $500 plus the expensive hotel room

Same

>tfw penor has phimosis

I can't even put on a condom ;_;

ye

Just be more confident bro.

...

you guys will never learn, mock me but your the ones who are complaining about being virgins

>terrified

You're still reaching bro. She is clearly not terrified in that photo.

It is up to a man to formulate his wifes opinions and world view, lest she be corrupted. The sooner the better.

You're all good people and I hope you have a nice day.

>mudslimes
>comparable to the glory and grace of the White man

fuck off akari
we all know you're going to die alone with a vag that's filled with cobwebs

>user, let's take a photo
>remember hoverhand memes
>decide to not touch her in any way
>win

I haven't been laid since New Year's Eve 2005.

I understand I might be being trolled, but what the hell. Let's do this.

Many paedophiles do not understand what it means to be a compassionate, worrying parent and a protector of others. They may never know how it feels to raise a child, to love it, to fear that child being taken away from them unjustly. They do not know the discipline and control needed to educate that child, to teach them right from wrong, to instill a sense of morals and ethics. They will not know the joys of something as simple as a smile, or an A+ on their child's report card, or their child proudly displaying their first car.

Thus, many paedophiles cannot be reasoned with. They know only their selfish, sexual gratification. Instead, revel in the knowledge that what you're reading, is the truth.

To the OP and any person who defends paedophilia, I respect your right to free-speech and the right to argue what you believe are "merits" of said-practice on a forum board.

Know this, however. Were I to meet you on the street and it was conclusive that you were a paedophile who had offended in some manner, shape or form, I would shoot you. I would shoot 50 of you. It's just a fact. I harbour no hatred toward you, just the knowledge that your demise would help create a safer society for our children to explore their innocence and sexuality among themselves.

Know that I am far from a "crazed, lone wacko" in this opinion. Multitudes of rational people would do exactly the same. Live in fear, or seek help. Adapt or perish. Your choice.

>I hate how women are dick crazed sluts who lose their virginity too young
>I know, I will condition a 9 year old by making her addicted to sex!

But during the stone age

This. I see ugly social retards like me every single day that are able to get some just by going to some shitty club on weekends. Hell, some of them are even in long relationships. It's all about actually going out and interacting more, doesn't matter if you are an awkward fuck, something will click for you eventually. People just need to get into their heads that fucking is not a big a deal, but it will never happen if you are lazy and keep making excuses to stop trying.

The more people you know from the gender that you are attracted to, the higher your chances of fucking. If all of your interactions are between you, your family and your very best friends, then no shit you are still a virgin.

>ITT: mad af redditors

Ground to bits by the machine.

>lost virginity at 15
>had string of gf through teens
>last gf was 4 years ago
>had awful sex a few times with ugly chicks since that only led to embarassment
>25, anxiety has gotten so bad I havent talked to any girl in last 2 years of college

it might be worse when you've tasted the normie life, count yourself lucky

I havent been laid in two weeks. It kinda sucks

Man, I want to see pictures of the aftermath

Honestly... kind of this.

Before I knew I could get laid, I wasn't as confident, for sure, but now I am kind of a sex pervert and because of it I just finally ruined my long term relationship due to constant cheating (could never stop flirting with other chicks via text and apps).

I think it is better to just never lose it until you find the one, if you are seeking true love and all that jazz, because if your first few times are meaningless it gives you a sort of false expectation about sex.

To put it this way, I can't remember what this is from, think it was a movie, but I remember a guy or maybe it was a chick saying once that he / she had so much meaningless sex before finding "the one" that now it always feels meaningless, regardless of who it is with.

:/

You're a big guy

desu senpai if you have the spare money to hire a $500 and an expensive hotel room, you are doing well in life and not having sex should be the least of your concerns.

Did you guys go to an all boys school, cause I did. Would have been so much easier if I didn't.

Is 7 inches even enough these days?
For white women of course.

Truth.

It's about making an effort to engage in communication. However, you gotta know your limits and the field in which you can work with. Trying to pick some hot broad at the gym with a face like that and a confident demeanor will only end in a cringe-fest. The best shot for that guy would be to aim for obese nerdy girls, and I don't mean nerdy as in "usually plays Call of Duty on her boyfriend's xbox", I mean actually nerdy.

i don't think they sell vibrators less than 7.5 x 6.5 anymore, so probably not

>Lose your virginity

Just find it again it's not hard for fucks sake desu

>samefagging

I wonder what he meant by this

most women like it most when you go down on them. so if you've got a small dick you can at least satisfy them that way.

>Many paedophiles do not understand what it means to be a compassionate, worrying parent and a protector of others.

Men are by default "pedophiles," no mattet what they may tell you. Are you saying men are not capable of compassion? Ludicrous

>They may never know how it feels to raise a child, to love it, to fear that child being taken away from them unjustly.

What is this fear mongering shit? "Pedos" are not different than anyone else, they can love and raise their children just like anyone else.

>They do not know the discipline and control needed to educate that child, to teach them right from wrong, to instill a sense of morals and ethics.

Source - your asshole

>They will not know the joys of something as simple as a smile, or an A+ on their child's report card, or their child proudly displaying their first car.

Literally no reason why they couldn't do any of those things.

>Thus, many paedophiles cannot be reasoned with. They know only their selfish, sexual gratification. Instead, revel in the knowledge that what you're reading, is the truth.

Their sexual gratification is that of femininity at it's highest peak. There is nothing more pure, more feminine, or innocent, than a young girl. The world barrages them and turns them ugly, when they needed to be kept away, protected, and cared for.

>Know this, however. Were I to meet you on the street and it was conclusive that you were a paedophile who had offended in some manner, shape or form, I would shoot you. I would shoot 50 of you. It's just a fact. I harbour no hatred toward you, just the knowledge that your demise would help create a safer society for our children

*tips fedora* *swishes trench coat* M'Lady :^)

>Know that I am far from a "crazed, lone wacko" in this opinion. Multitudes of rational people would do exactly the same. Live in fear, or seek help. Adapt or perish. Your choice.

What you consider "crazed lone whacko" is the common man.

Damn, well at least I'm 5'11".

>modern day cock hoppers
>comparable to a loyal wife of 60 years

Kys

>Their sexual gratification is that of femininity at it's highest peak. There is nothing more pure, more feminine, or innocent, than a young girl. >The world barrages them and turns them ugly, when they needed to be kept away, protected, and cared for.

>*tips fedora* *swishes trench coat* M'Lady :^)

looks like you're the fedora m8