new hitb
New hitb
Your pic sux, try again
>51 minutes
FUCK, time to get comfy
Let me guess, a whole episode of only Mike talking, because nobody else cares about Star Trek.
these guys are t'eriffic
...
>Jay uses the word "Normie"
OH SHIT
How can you talk so much about this piece of shit. No, it wasn't good, it was just the same.
>no meme tabs
Low energy performance OP
>Windows 10
>on-screen V keyboard
>/vg/ WoW General
>Firefox
>Windows 10 again because seriously
>no midget porn tab
>no how to undo circumcision
>no reddit
Amateur
>posted an hour ago
Surely your thread is the first about this.
the last half is the best, major plot twist regarding plinkett
sorry for spoiler
>Firefox
at least he got that one right
found the cuck
>Mike being a turbo pleb once again
From the creative minds that brought you Space Cop!
Found the pleb who is a tech illiterate.
t. A numale
says the windows user kek
Nice, I get to pretend I have friends for the next 51 minutes.
Touché.
touche!
There are a lot of cross posters on their site.
>this is the face of Sup Forumseddit
There's nothing wrong with reddit
this
Gat out.
Nope, I'm gonna stay.
You've been had.
But you're not welcome here.
Jokes on you I actually loved the silent bit.
I'll stick around and contribute to threads as I please
Uh, no I haven't. The video is 51 minutes long retard.
>on-screen V keyboard
im watching on the big screen
>picks up vodka bottle
>"maybe this is a bad idea"
so this must be a boring episode
>jay calls himself a normie
No you won't.
Jay Bauman? Is that you?
Jay, I can't and won't make this any simpler for you.
You failed at life. You failed. When one thinks of what man is capable of, pushing himself to the limits physically, mentally and emotionally to achieve heights of success never before mentioned, your name will not be whispered in the same, reverent fashion that others have.
Nobody will remember Jay Bauman. You aren't even a header or a footer in the career of someone else. You are nobody. Nothing. Nada. Zilch.
In short, you are an enormous failure.
Jay, being that you're about 30 years old and your brain has probably hard-wired itself to accept such failures by now and write off such criticism by being "flippant", really suggests that you've passed beyond the proverbial breaking-point. There's no turning back. This is your career, this is what defines you and this is what you'll defend to the end.
The abhorrent failure that is Red Letter Media, Jay Bauman, that is your legacy.
Maybe I'm over-reaching, however. Who knows? People CAN change. Maybe you'll read this, Jay, and think long and hard about what a wasteful life you've led. Maybe you'll think, "wow. It's incredible just how abysmal and pathetic I really AM!" Maybe you'll lift some weights in the morning. Maybe you'll take a self-help class.
Maybe in a couple of years, Jay, you'll have learned from this failure. I doubt it, though.
I genuinely doubt it.
So this confirms Jay and co actually come to Sup Forums to shill their show right?
haven't seen this in a while
There's a lot of exicitement, there's a lot of buzz and it doesn't make a lot of sense to me because I have no interest in intentionally shitty movies. The best bad movies are the ones where the people making it didn't realize they were making a bad movie.
- Jay Bauman, director / star of Space Cop
>actually greentexting win10 and firefox
absolute fucking retard
RLM are the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos.
I'd venture to guess none of them has felt a single sincere conviction about anything since childhood. They exist as polyps upon the colon of culture, satiating themselves on the perceived failures of others (i.e. "The Man") while adding nothing new to the discourse aside from ironic complaint.
They're a group of insecure, lost, rapidly aging burnouts who silently believe they could do a better job of making films than the professionals in the industry. Yet they lack the ambition and ability to actually enter the very industry they're obsessed with. They choose instead to fuck around and make student film piss-takes well into middle age.
They are awful, awful people. I've met thousands just like them, and the last thing we need is for these people to gain any attention for their navel gazing.
Please, Sup Forums, do not aspire to become anything like these people. Theirs is a lonely road leading to depression and a life devoid of real purpose.
I hope they disappear and their disaffected followers stop subsidizing their lifestyle. Perhaps that would force them to do something productive with themselves.
What confirms this?
Oh look, the faggot that's been posting the same fucking pasta over and over obsessively in every RLM thread for YEARS now has finally gotten off his shift at Taco Bell and shown up here.
Jay using normie
>expect mike to trash it
>he actually likes it
How much did you donate to their patreon this month bro? They're only your REAL Friends if you donate at least $15 a month!
>With 15 minutes of them sitting around.
I'm Jay.
You fags are seriously still watching these vapid idiots?
Don't they have their own subreddit now? Go back there to discuss them
>mike is a trekkie
i didn't know this, always thought rich was the trekkie in their group
Jay came to Sup Forums once and said "Those guys really seem to have a problem with women". Trust me, he doesn't come here anymore, why the fuck would he? I wish I could leave this place. I beg to get banned so I can just fucking leave but it never does any good. We're here forever. This is Hell and Hell is repetition.
You don't just sit around with your friends? Oh that's right you don't haaaave anyyyyyy
Really? Never watched the Plinkett Star Trek reviews? Mike loves it
OMG 63 WHOLE VOTES!!!
well, yeah, but i didn't expect him to notice all the references even the subtle ones
>durr Sup Forums invented a word durr
Fucking moron.
Yep. I had to pop over to reddit for a bit, but I'm still here too.
normine wasn't invented on Sup Forums
it was used in the garbage pail kids movie, which jay has a weird obsession with
He was tearing apart the TNG Trek movies before he did The Phantom Menace
>first two minutes unfunny and unoriginal wank about how VHR is old in a review about some random movie
You plebs seriously watch this diarrhea?
All me.
If you like reddit so much, why don't you stay there?
I like both websites
Hey reddit!
>not liking murder jokes
>tfw you're going to start going on reddit just to be a contrarian
This is going to be just like that time I said the prequels were good.
>I like both
NO!
i voted "I don't care" because I am too cool for this rlm shit
>Mike made a whole review about how great nu-Trek 2009 was.
>now he hates it
Wow.
he said that trek 09 was a good action film but it wasn't a star trek movie
>I have no understanding of ideas that go beyond "it's great" or "it's terrible"
Yep!
Come on, seriously, get out.
Impressed?
>mike just eating the cardboard figures
No way jose.
Well, a little.
I don't care.
Then why did you ask?
Great krypton, I've been trapped.
Hellllllllllllo reddit
Hi twitter.
his pic is fine
Hi!
They have 32 at the end of each post number
hello yahoo360
You're not even old enough to have used that.
Stop bumping your thread you sad sack of shit
Bump.
...
Hey Reddit
Nice photoshop
oh come on
Stop bumping your thread you sad sack of shit
Every time you post that I'm going to bump it for him. Lick my pucker you faggot.
Hey Reddit