Why is Rome perfect?
Why is Rome perfect?
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No but it was brilliant
Because of its grudge against Gladiator.
Really wish it was longer than 2 seasons, if it was 3 or even 4 it would have been one of the GOATs.
>a serialized romantic comedy in a roman setting
>perfect
3/10 because tits
>we will never again have male kinos like this anymore...
why should I keep on living...
It's not. It's barely 6/10.
Rome was shit. Maybe mediocre for it's time. I'm really starting to wonder if threads like these are started by shills hired to boost physical media sales.
>didn't even get this commonly used meme right.
Cut off his thumbs.
how much did that shitty ahistorical scene cost to make?
None of us buys physical media.
Jupiter, smite them for they not know what they do.
It's a love story between Verenus and Polo.
Tfw no Verenus BF.
It had the WORST opening title sequence of any HBO show I've seen.
Really bad action too.
Also, switching Octavians actor was a load of bollocks.
That being said, I liked Marc Anthony and Titus Pullo scenes. They were GOAT.
Plebs who think praising Rome makes them patricians might buy it, in order to display on their shelf hoping to impress a girl who will never enter their room.
>mfw Lucius Vorenus and Titus Pullo were real
Veranus is a fucking asshole. I love his character so fucking much because it goes against everything that is normally written of people. That level of angry pigheadedness is unheard of in most shows.
That's why the interplay between him and the chill-as-fuck Pullo is so fun.
tfw it only lasts two seasons
>time passes
>octavian grows up
>actor gets changed
Are you simple?
>Looks nothing like him
>Speaks nothing like him
>Acts nothing like him
>"It's ok, he aged!"
>puberty/years of war and training doesn't change someone
Ok m8
You are now the director in charge of the casting agent looking for a grown up replacement for that kid.
1, 2, 3 ... GO!
>lets one sex scene per every ten fucking minutes to legitimize this as adult show
Why HBO does this
He was already going through puberty and he did fuck all but sit in a tent and strategize in the war.
>pic
>Doesn't know that Rome was a lewd fucking place and sex was rampant among the population
>Doesn't know that the show was prude as fuck compared to actual Romans
Are you a retarded?
Yes
Is he a good actor who can play the role of an autist?
Interested in watching this now, are there any good torrents of the series out there?
>lol Augustus totally had XX century BDSM kinky sex with his wife, we can milk this like we did Marc Anthony
Was it? if it was why did it fall?
>dude rome was orgies 24/7 lmao
Not even true, fuck off
>Are you a retarded?
>you will never hate fuck Gaia
It grew too big to continue.
Period shows done this well are incredibly expensive.
The writers really made all that money go to waste. Terrible secondary characters were given entire episodes for no reason.
Because we're going to drink all the wine, smoke all the smoke and FUCK EVERY WHORE IN THE CITY!!! 13!!!!!!
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>HI I NEVER ACTUALLY STUDIED HISTORY
user, have you penetrated anyone yet?
tfw augustus didnt penetrate his mother
it's a shame how shit roles McKidd got otherwise.
last night i saw some werewolf hunting by soldiers (Dog Soliders)
well .. looks like being ginger doesn't realy sell
Would have been perfect had the second season not been rushed so hard.
how are sex scenes relevant to the story
so you're not a true roman then?
Because John Milius
Because normal humans, unlike Sup Forums, are driven to have sex for pleasure and procreation. That is generally relevant when depicting any culture, ancient or otherwise.
A TRUE ROMAN BREAD
FOR A TRUE ROMAN
It wasn't, in hindsight it feels a lot like later GoT seasons.
YOU TAKE THAT BACK
AVE CAESAR
Kill yourself dumb wikipedia scholar
You miss the point.
People make wild assumptions that get wrecked even by wikipedia.
Skip college.
>impressing girls
Really?
Stop this faggotry in the name of you imperator
What was the deal with that gigantic cyclops guy?
Seriously
Probably some inbred freak extra they found in Southern Italy where they were shooting
THIRTEENTH
The true hero of the series.
nah dude, this scrawny little fuck is the hero of goddamn history
nah dude, this scrawny little fuck is the hero of goddamn history
>defeats Cassius and Brutus
>hero
Only first season was perfect
2nd was too rushed to even be considered good
>destroyed Mark Antony and Cleopatra's neverending wine & opium orgy party
>hero
fuck off
tits and red girl bush
good acting
decent writing
Yea, Cassius and Brutus were enemies of the state who, while maintaining an army outside of Rome posed a threat to peace and stability. Once they got BTFO, *shocker* things were more stable
>i will never be a roman and have wacky adventures with my roman bro
end my suffering
the cunt hoarding all the grain to starve out rome, while trying to push one of her bastard children to take over the empire? Of course Octavion killed the bitch, you would too
>people unironically claim this is an accurate representation of the end of the Republic
AHH QUINTUS MY OLD COCK
degeneracy of that nature only crept in with later multiculturalism
what cyclops guy?
i don't fucking remember him
>mfw they were just regular Centurions that Caesar only referenced in passing in his 'Commentarii de Bello Gallico'.
because Rome never say no when it's tired
because Rome always tells you to have the best day ever
because Rome gets up an hour early and makes you the best of breakfast
because Rome looks you in the eye before and after
because Rome was meant for you
because Rome is truly Kawaii
was it true they hated each other yet one went and saved the others life during a battle?
The cunt who got BTFO by vorenus when Pullo was about to be executed at gladium