JUST
JUST
Still would
Damn, kelly brock looks like THAT
Ahh,that was like 35 years ago though, not like it happened in a few years. There has to be an allowance for aging.
JAJAJAJA! Nice redditor meme Dannyboytbh!
i would
>he hates reddit
Aged nicely.
Could be worse
She was Steven Segal's wife.
No woman can go through this without paying the toll.
Time, devourer of all things
people get old
even Steven payed it.
This woman lets herself to become a bloated monster mean while her ex-husband martial arts god Sensei Seagal keeps him self in shape and does demanding action movie roles that requires him to be in top shape.
Why are women so lazy?
Pretty sure you're the only guy spouting this shit and you keep bringing up this Dannyboy guy. Anyone ever tell you you're a little schizo?
I'm going to kill you in your sleep for this OP
>Top shape
Let's not get carried away, there's a reason Seagal trains very little in styles requiring use of the lower body
Seagal-sensei is very nimble on his feet.
Even reddit hates reddit, thats why they all come here
THICK
>Seagull got to pound the shit out of this
this is shit. the shower scene thou. i almost broke my hand.
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I can't tell if he's serious or just trolling the world.
He's a master of the punani
He's deadly serious
you know nuffin Jon Show
MUH DICK!
Shameless.
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Aikido is literally the deadliest martial arts on earth
Very true. And when Aikido isn't sufficient, Seagal-sensei is also master of the gun, katana, and bo staff.
wtf I love brown women now
Seagal is also a master of seduction.
He's so charismatic that no woman on earth can resists his masculinity.
And a master sprinter
Of course. Let's not forget that he's a patriot and a decorated war hero
>seagal leave no MRE behind.webm
snatching every motherfucker's birthday
Look at that technique. Talk about being cool under fire, he's ice cold
He couldn't even get a fucking tan for the role. The man looks like he hasn't seen the sun in a year.
I thought he sprayed his tans on with his hair?
He's too cool to burn
/k/ here and I'm fully rustled
shouldn't that be "triggered"
Personally use both.
Fuck reddit for its stance against free speach and they try to control the narrative on their site for their investors.
Sup Forums and voat when I want free speaking. Too bad voat is an unpopular cesspool of hatred.
>bothers to switch shoulder for each corner he turns
>never actually shoulders the butt
Eh, she's 60. That's just aging.
Fuck off.
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>too lazy to maneuver the rifle around his fat body
>eh, fuck it
Holy shit
I wonder what JUSTposters expect themselves to look like in 30-40 years.
there was a time when i couldve jerked off to that for weeks
now my dick doesnt even twitch
i really need to stop watching porn
WHY THE FUCK IS POINTING THE UPWARDS AND TURNING AROUND TO LOOK AT THE DOORWAY?
the wall hits back
What movie is this? I have to watch it now.
They won't live that long.
Experience.
Him and Quentin Tarantino need to have some sort of dance competition.
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>He's watching your six
Quit staring at my butt, Seagal!
An absolute cinematic marvel. Truly one of Seagal-sensei's seminal works.
He gets em with the music. He's a rock god
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>wait for the ol classic segal handswap switcheroo
>he delivers
>he always does
Well I'm sorry to hear that
Segal looks like hammered shit