Is she the one for him?

is she the one for him?

as soon as she gets a glimpse of that dong she will be fassbender over

who is this semen demon

she isnt dark enough

Wut?

He could honestly do so much better

BLEACHED

I cant wait for her Lara Croft performance tbqhwyf

She is Swedish tho so she's practically a nigger.

>potato niggers with actual niggers
why are you surprised

Other way round

>oil driller
what a shame

He likes blacks.
Why would he choose a titless hipless assless 'woman'?

every single time

ONE OF US

damn that's some jungle fever

McQueen influenced him.

Even when he's married with a white woman.

Shes a qt but her Swedish awkwardness gives off the impression that shes frigid.

Do you think he did raceplay with Lupita?

Yeah, she really FITS the part.

>raceplay
dont most interracial-couples?

for better scent

He wants a good white girl but needs the bad black pussy.

I don't know what couples do. Hope I'll find out before I die.

you can tell that he enjoyed that 12 years a slave raceplay a bit too much. Had to take a break with some white women for a while

>I don't know what couples do
same

>they replaced prime Angelina with this

why he humps those black chicks and not Marion Cotillard? aik he will even work with her again

She's married.

Top kek

she is the one for ME

>pretending to care who white men sleep with
even Sup Forums isn't this pathetic.

i never got this scene. was it premature ejaculation or he just couldn't get hard?

No.
Shes not playing original Lara, shes playing re-boot Lara aka superior Lara

Hopefully there'll be that rape scene.

The oil drilling is so strong in him that he picked the darkest swede in existence

how do i get a girlfriend wtf

I think he couldn't get aroused because he actually liked her.

reboot Lara isn't a chestlet fridge either

she is really of Finnish origin, so maybe that explains it

She's an albino by Swedish standards.

>she isnt a meme buzzword
good. vikander will be great.

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kek, what do you call this then?

Offensive.

glorious and ancient european culture coming through

>tfw your Irish with a decent to strong 7
is it my turn to drill some oil?

Is blackface a Swedish custom or something?

I know a guy who knows a guy who knows some people who Vikander used to spend her childhood holidays with.

You could say we homies.

But reboot Lara's tit size doesn't matter. It has nothing to do with the character. She can have normal tits or she can be flatchested, and she'd still be the exact same character.

You can't say that about pre-reboot Lara.

Yes, I can. Having huge tits wasn't part of real Lara's personality either, but tits are always nice to have.

Well this is some kind of dutch tradition

big tits are terrible and look disgusting in doggystyle

fuck off, homosex

>look disgusting in doggystyle

Look at this cuck, go and prep your bull retard

>he doesn't have long enough arms to reach forward and grab them or slap those bad boys during doggy
im lmaoing ar your reachlet status

Based Fassbender is singlehandedly destroying this cuck meme

Will you aid him in his quest Sup Forums?

Little blackbois can't compete with the Big White Cock

No, most black girls are ugly. Now, a sexy mixed girl I will gladly bleach.

I think he liked her but he's only into pump and dump.