Watching American movie

>watching American movie
>masturbation scene happens/implied
>character is seen with a bottle of lotion

Can someone explain this to me? Why would someone need lotion to masturbate?

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When you're circumcised by Jewish doctors without your consent as an infant, then you need to lubricate or you risk serious abrasion on the shaft and can break the skin open and bleed if you're not careful.

it feels good

Murricucks pay doctors to mutilate their dicks with a knife and cut off a part of your dick.
I'm not kidding you, they LITERALLY actually do that.

Cut dicks can't jack it dry.

When you have your foreskin cut off, you need lotion to masturbate

And most Americans has mark of the jew

American here. Always been a dry man myself but I'm a virgin so maybe i'm just crazy.

larger working parts require lubrication. sorry OP

Why are you answering OP like he doesn't already know this and isn't clearly baiting you? Are you new here?

Also, no cutfag is breaking their skin open without lubrication, it just sucks to masterbate without it.

Who owns lotion companies?

there is your answer.

Not everyone has a layer of smegma to lube their dick with.

I'm cut, but I'm a dry man. Lube in movies is really just so you know what's going on. Because they can't show a dude actually whacking it.

OP successfully gets an entire board to talk about dicks : Thread # 46534663

curfag here, i really never had a problem and actually prefer it.

I got circumcised when i was like 7 and always jack off dry
Using lotion barely feels any different and just makes more mess

Easier to imagine your hand as a wet pussy or lubed up anus.

good goy

>tfw still got my beautiful natural dickskin
>tfw a kike rabbi pedophile never touched my 9 inch baby dick
>tfw don't need to waste money on lotion when i'm getting pulled off by 9/10 aryan super cuties

Eat shit Amerigoys

Americans are best goyim and mutilate their children dicks.

I am brazilian and uncut, so when i was young i never understood those scenes with lotions. I always masturbated fine, then i got older and finally understood.

Americucks got kiked, kek

Jewish dickskin gets very dry and cracks fast.

jews make these films, and they are all cut so...

why the fuck did they wait til 7?

My daddy taught me how to not break the skin by using somebody elses mouth.

>is cut
>can jack it dry just fine

What now faggots?

your daddy gave you good advice

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I'm circumcised and I NEVER use lotion to masturbate.

So, nobody is telling OP the truth? Shame on you.
OP, americans can only come when they put a finger up their butt. They always fingerfuck themselves in the ass because they are so used to getting raped by their oligarchy they can't live without it. Lotion industry thrives on this.

>is cut
You are not a man then

your mom be gay as fuck then

Lame comeback from a dick halfling

When I was like 13? and first start masturbating I couldn't do it with spit. I needed something, I would normally use hair mousse (plenty of females in my house) or lotion. It wasn't until one day in church, I was incredibly horny and snuck off to the bathroom to jerk it in a stall and used my spit for the first time ever. I remember thinking "why the fuck am I bothering with lotion and shit when I got plenty of natural lube in the form of my own spit?"

I cameback on your mom last night

Must feel good to get that off your chest, eh user

kek ok