Why is this allowed?

Why is this allowed?

>surgeon: what u want
>Renee: witness protection program
>surgeon: say no more

Must have been really fun going to see the family/friends/anyone
>who the fuck are you

Sometimes you get double the waifu.

Because some people are really insecure about how they look so they go full retarded and get plastic surgery.

Why?

WHY?

lol 2011-2015 not one acting job

she's doing another bridget jones, I checked the trailer and she's actually recognizable, I'm disappointed

Was it really the same person?

I feel like it's a case of "Zooey Deschanel is now played by actress Maggie Quinn" or something.

That's actually a good look on her.

peter weller/10

what the fuck did she try to achieve here?

Makes you appreciate women like Blanchett or Gillian Anderson even more.

she filmed the new bridget jones movie after she did this to her face yet she looks like her old self in the trailer... CGI?

bad makeup job

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She looks better, you homos.

probably more surgery lol

lmao at Deschanel stupid ass whore she's only 36 years old! rly? already think you need work, really?

In this case, she arguably got hotter.

no way! really!?

that looks like a bad wax statue of emily blunt you cross eyed niggas

>TIL that if you cross Katy Perry with Emily Blunt, you'll get Zooey Deschanel

Why does she look like everyone, Sup Forums?

hollywood jew inbreeding?

KILL ALL FACEBLIND AUTISTS!!

What the fuck is that thing on his head on the right? It sure as hell isn't his real hair.

>literally just a tan
>literally just a different haircut

> Just make me look tired and apathetical,
> Oh, also, can you do "witch hands"?

Uma has always been shit

she was at her peak in the bridget jones diary

nothing changed but ok

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He was so fucking handsome, man. I feel bad for him.

this, fucking ugly bitch

lel

these names are worth a lot of money

when an actor dies in a car crash or something, they are replaced with a plastic surgery double

Which one Sup Forums?

Just saw the trailer and you're right. The real odd thing in the trailer is who the fuck would fight over old zelwegger.

Fuck. You.

Fuck no. Me myself and Irene was zelwegger attractiveness kino.

onon hair, maybe, but also nose looks different and her jaw is more narrow

JUST

The name on everybody's lips is gonna be ROXIE!

looks more like michelle pfeiffer on the left pic

should include his Marv look in Sin City

JUUUUUUUST

she didn't age so good

I'd rather fuck the after version desu.
I never liked her anyway. At least now she's got that gilf vibe.

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>ITT: We discover that most women age like milk and are vain about their appearance

Still would mash until my dick fell off

how did the dick get smaller?

is it the weight gain?

gal gadot on the right

Hormones.

it's the hormones

Female hormones shrink your dick

tfw im 4 inch erect
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'm not sure how to feel about this

w..would male hormones make my dick....

..bigger?

No not really. Too late.

Maybe if you take them when you're going through puberty or a kid or some shit.

really? cause I swear that my dick used to be 6.5" when I was like 16, and now I'm 28, gained some weight, and its like 5.5ish.

>how do you want your new face?

She even looks like she got work done in the left. She looked bad in the Amityville 15 trailer and that was filmed about 2 years ago.

Both of these were a result of bad makeup and hair. Seriously.

are you a tranny taking hormones?
no?

then it's not really the same thing, is it?

lol we've been lied to

the nile in egypt

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no, I'm asking if gaining weight makes your dick smaller.

like is the pad of fat encrouching my cock

lara flynn boiled kek

your dick is still the same size except for an inch of it is buried in blubber thanks to the fact that weight gain shrinks your dick due to increased pubic fat

yes, gaining weight will hide a portion of your dick, but it's still the same size

hormone replacement therapy will actually shrink your dick

>the nile in egypt

I mean, memeing is fun, but pictures are worth a thousand words. She looks fine in the pic I posted, no? Hair and makeup can fuck a woman's appearance up.

yup, that's it.

thanks

kill yourself

He turned into Birdie from Street Fighter.

looks better after.

i hate humans without eyelids

I started losing weight now I'm hung

WTF
she's literally melting

>muay haiyre iz a burd

my nigga

>ywn shove a dildo up your ass whilst she masterbate watching you

I gained a bit of weight recently and my dick looks smaller, pretty mind damaging desu till I realised its just because my thighs got a bit bigger.

go for faily jogs and do some squats then shave ur pubes off, ull have ur big dick back.

I don't really care for trannies. Pre-op or post-op, doesn't matter to me, it's ugly either way.

>tfw people want to elect someone with a worse toupe than that president

>>jew inbreeding

the board knows

it's his real hair. delete this

seriously what the fuck happened to her

I wonder how bellatap feels about this

lp

A-are her nipples glowing like ET fingers?

why they didn't fix her jaw..

the surgeon even sew the glasses on crooked shake my head

Looks like he killed David Lynch during an ambush, scalped him, and then haphazardly put Lynch's scalp on top of his head during the heat of battle to rally the troops.

I mean that look he is giving is pure "THIS IS MY TROPHY!"

That's just make up. She's playing Big Babies twins in the remake of Nothing But Trouble.

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Meanwhile...

Wow 39 impressive.
That's not even old

Underrated

What happened to the bangs?

surgically removed family

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did she kill the show?

Trumps hair is real

He likely had a scare that he was losing his hair so he had a terrible surgery in the 80s that permanently fucked his natural part to the random mess it is now