If you could fuck any one actor or actress one time who would you pick?
If you could fuck any one actor or actress one time who would you pick?
Austin Wilson
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Connor Ramirez
This is now a Los Simpsons thread
Jordan Watson
BART GET OUT IM PISS
Joshua Torres
No it's not dannyboy. Don't ever try to usurp my thread or I'll fuck you up
Elijah Richardson
JAJAJAJJAJAJAJA
Camden Ward
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Noah Sullivan
Linda Carter
William Butler
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Adam Richardson
UNA VELA
Charles Allen
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Easton Scott
Linda Harrison dressed as Nova
Parker Baker
he can talk!
he can talk!
he can talk!
he can talk!
Hudson Gray
what the fuck is that continent even
Elijah Hughes
Oh, god damned right. Perfect answer.
Jack Scott
I CAN FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
Dominic Kelly
The year this was taken
Easton Lewis
Too many to pick from. Probably Jessica Chastain, Christina Hendricks, Taylor Swift, Jennifer Lawrence, Ashley Benson...
Dylan Williams
Kristen Wiig.
She's looking extremely trashy and unattractive here, but for some reason, it makes me rock hard.
Aaron Torres
100+ years of Hollywood history and you choose all these mediocre meme sluts. To each their own I guess, also TS isn't an actress.
Samuel Richardson
>in multiple movies
>not an actress
What's your definition of the word then?
Asher Walker
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Easton Fisher
Leslie Jones
Christopher Myers
Someone who makes you believe something based on words, actions, and expressions of emotion.
Not an actress.
Benjamin Perry
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Jordan Ward
Prime Brigitte Bardot
Jonathan Jenkins
Dumb frogposter.
Gabriel Peterson
Prime alyssa milano
Noah Nguyen
Best emma
Bentley Lee
Cassandra Peterson.
Any age. Don't fucking care.
Joshua Nelson
I assumed he meant current actresses. I'd get with them mostly for the publicity/potential cash. Ashley Benson I picked because I actually find her attractive.
Owen Hughes
My nigga of the night.
Dylan Bell
This nigger gets me. Fuck, I even play the pinball table because she fakes orgasms whenever you hit a jackpot.
Luke Baker
The Goddess Salma
Samuel Ross
I hate spics so much
Carter Ross
The part in her wig makes her look like she has a cone head
Brayden Taylor
She appeals to every one of my fetishes.
Kayden Ortiz
I want to hone the fuck out of her. That sex scene was great-tier
Jason Perry
what was the context of this scene I forget
James Mitchell
>you will never fuck her mouth while polishing her head
Justin King
Hard to argue against these desu.
Aaron Howard
Lenny went up to Mr Burns' limo and freaked him out. The thumbs up scared him.
Camden Allen
Oh yeah, and he was drunk.
Liam Adams
psssh...nothin personel...van helsing Kate...
Jason Edwards
PIC related
Matthew Ortiz
post it
Gavin Brown
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
David Sullivan
Do porn actors count? Either him or Joseph Gordon Levitt.
Easton Ortiz
olga kurylenko
Caleb Garcia
JAJAJAJA
Isaiah Watson
Oh my, that's an attractive woman.