/Stranger Things General/ - El is cute, CUTE! edition
>Previously on the last episode of /stg/
Rampant postings of El, Steve erotic fanfic, Pedobaiters, /ourguy/ surprisingly absent, Lucas a shit, Hopper and eggos.
LET'S DO THIS!
El Poster Dan brings presents:
>Mike...
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>To Be Continued
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Skelenancy allowed? Maybe. Discuss the show and get comfy for the Snowball.
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First for Mike's mom
i'm halfway through episode two
does eleven start to talk more later on?
Thanks for the eggos, mouthbreather...
>not "depressed af and considering killing myself edition"
not like a normal person but more than single words, yes.
Yeah, she continually says more and more to the point where she's capable of full sentences.
>Metacritic rating 75/100
Jesus christ, metacritic is trash?
The last thread was already the sad edition. We needed something more upbeat!
but you have to stay alive for s2 and el user
where is Stranger Things filmed? it's quite pretty, adds to that Twin Peaks-y feeling
I know they did some filming in Atlanta, or maybe they did all of it in Atlanta, idk. I can tell you that the forest scenes definitely reminded me of running around woods here in Georgia.
>atlanta
how can such a shithole have such beautiful forests?
>tfw Nancy ended up with Steve
>tfw no one cared about Barb
>tfw we ALL agree that Lucas was the best character
two things
1. getting a slight pedo vibe from these threads.
2. not a fan of how Mike basically tried to coerce (even if it was done in a subtle way) El into being his girlfriend. Look Mike, she's been locked up and abused all her life, maybe trying to claim her as your own right now isn't a good idea? try to be less rapey.
Suburbs senpai, suburbs.
Lucas was easily the worst of the 3, Dustin is my main man
but guys...El is alive...r...right...?
of course she is, they weren't exactly subtle.
FFFFFFFUUCKING NORMIES
>tfw we ALL agree that Lucas was the best character
We do NOT agree on this.
I've fucking seen you around these threads. Disgraceful! It's like I have to point out every time that it was MUTUAL between Mike and El. The only thing forceful was Mikes lunging kiss of a thousand green fireballs that landed directly on El's mouth for Nat 20 damage.
AND SHE LIKED IT
>el is the one who moves in for the kiss in their first scene where they almost kiss in the bathroom
>el rests her head on mikes shoulder when they are in the gym near the end
>el holds his hands multiple times
>el rides on the backof mikes bicycle multiple times without being asked
how much more evidence do you need that El pussy was literally made for mike cock?
is it just me or did Mike coerce El into being his gf?
Just look at this scene.
Look at the way El looks at Mike.
God dammit, just look.
Holy shit, she must fucking hate Mike so much to lovingly look him up and down and stare directly into his soul and then like an alien tractor beam move towards him determined to kiss him.
But then Dustin barges in and fucks it all up.
jesus christ, they are just kids.
where is /ourguy/?
I appreciate the sentiment, senpai, but is right. They're meant for each other, BUT THAT COMES LATER.
>The only thing forceful was Mikes lunging kiss of a thousand green fireballs that landed directly on El's mouth for Nat 20 damage.
Nice one
I'm sorry, nothing personal kid, but he's dead.
i wonder if there is some lucky boy out there in this world who gets to snapchat or skype with millie and talk to her on the phone.
>CUTE edition
That's not a picture of Mike.
Maybe the next general will be Husbando edition.
how the fuck do you know that? is she talking about that on internet? wtf she promise me
Do these generals quell the roaring emptiness inside you?
...
HOORAY!
I don't know, kind of. It is therapeutic in a way to talk about the show and El post. But it can also make it worse.
I don't think she's his type.
How did she know to find eggos at a store?
There's a fucking horde of jungle monkey Brazilians that apparently want to do just that. They are thirsty AF for Millie. Doesn't help that the kids were forced to shill for the Brazil audience.
>Millie taking the Big Brazil Cock
Stream where?
am i the only one who thinks mike kind of looks like a girl?
I guess she knew they were frozen and just went directly to look for them.
>Millie will never sit on my face after she has finished boxing practice and is dripping with sweat
i bet she tastes so sweet...
1. There are legit pedos here but I can understand you, it is a show that's mostly based on kids, so you don't feel really that comfortable talking about it, because you grew up around really judgemental people. user, it's okay for an adult to find a child cute
2. M8
>actually saw Mike's adorable love filled dream of taking El to the Snow Ball as some sort coercion
>not just innocent child love
user, my final armchair analysis is that you've been here for too long.
"DREAMCATCHER" + "ET" + "FIRESTARTER" + "HALF LIFE" + "IT" + "POLTERGEIST" + "SILENT HILL" + "STAND BY ME" + "THE GOONIES" = "STRANGER THINGS".
PRODUCED BY STEVEN SPIELBERG, AND STEPHEN KING.
No..NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>Hello, this is JJ Arbrams. Just calling to let you know I want my style back.
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Holy shit, I thought I'd never see one of your posts again. Welcome back sweat fetish user.
post El feet
In my experience with generals like this, it's better to get out within a month and move on to something else. Staying longer than that just leads to a self-perpetuating cycle of indulging in one's own misery with other similarly miserable people.
JJ ABRAMS ISN'T STEVEN SPIELBERG. ONE LENS FLARE MEANS NOTHING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
/got/ is still bretty good, senpai. Lots of Brans and very few Aryas.
Almost, remove Poltergeist, add D&D, IT, Earthbound and maybe some Evil Dead.
Super 8 was better than Stranger Things
why do I keep rubbing my ass when reading /stg/'s what the fuck
get out
FUCKING GET OUT
Just finished this shit. It was pretty good. I'm definitely getting that soundtrack when it comes out.
>I'm definitely getting that soundtrack when it comes out.
You and me both man
>remove Poltergeist
Nope.
Poltergeist's influence shows in the interactions of the son, and the mother.
S + N = J.R.
could have used better TD songs desu
Seriously, exit and green desert? At least get some good Logos/Poland tunes, jeez
Or Hypoborea....
>the kids were forced to shill for the Brazil audience
why
I've got kids to take care of goddamn it,
Also not a fan of making these a general
Anyway /ourguy/ is a busy guy this week, remember Based Dustin is thinking of all of you
Glad I'm not the only one who thought that motherfucker looked like based spoiled jew.
who else /skelenancy/?
Yes, soon she starts saying "I love you" directly into the camera for the majority of the episode
Both shows take place in Indiana too, in the same general area.
>ywn spread El's pink little peach and eat the juices that flow from it as she wraps her legs around your head
jdimsa
ron vs tammy 2 vs demogorgon
who wins
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God damn I love this song/intro
>Steve Saperstein
>and judging you
nobody said douchebag or chill in 1983
l-le-lewd
and c-cute
Jesus, i've not seen this but holy shit, the rumours where right
This is definitely a shota series.
>all those sweaty Millie outfits from long hours of acting.
d-do you think a poor burger flipper like me could afford one?
Do you think she wears her own panties from home or they are provided by the costuming department? W-what if she doesn't wear any at all?
Tbh I felt some donnie darko vibes too
All that and u forgot Carrie, feel bad
Where did the MiBs take Hopper at the end?
Why is he making eggo dead drops?
For the demogorgon he diddu nuttin he good boi
I have no problem with skeletor, chadbro deserves better tho
Season 2 predictions: same as season 1 but Will and El are reversed.
barb is a real womyn
no one likes barb not even barb
watching episode 2 and really starting to hate the Clash song and the 80s music in general is a bit try hard
shoulda known Sup Forums would be obsessed with the 10 year old boy character
>80s music in general is a bit try hard
Wat?
I've saving this as the stupidest shit I've seen all week maybe longer
yup, basically also Skeletor is gonna cuck chadbro
>80's music is tryhard
>on a show that takes place in 83
omg can't wait to get the soundtrack with those Toto and Modern English songs right?
haahhahahaha
>at least you tried
ha he did, lol
>Sup Forums being sexually attracted to El
stop this right fucking now
Vinyl Soundtrack when?
I want blow bubbles on her stomach while I flick her bean :3
i'm not and I fuck with the pedos every chance I get but you buddy just need to go back, I don't think this is the place for you
holy shit, fucking kill yourself