Can we have another cooking with jack thread? the last one was hilarious and I need those awful webms so bad
Can we have another cooking with jack thread? the last one was hilarious and I need those awful webms so bad
Jack Hernandez
Kayden Allen
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Nicholas Brown
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Josiah Russell
inb4 raw hamburger
Lucas Harris
I used to love this guy's channel. It's surreal to see that he's become a meme on /ck/ 5 years since I last watched a video of his.
Alexander Russell
>palestinian omlette
a non existent one?
Owen Wood
I feel autistic for having to explain the filename but it's sort of a joke about when his pastor said that they should firebomb the palestinians
Landon Rogers
haha same. i subbed to him for his product reviews so fucking long ago.. i unsubbed after he pretty much stopped doing them, but all this /ck/ shit is hilarious, cause he really is awful, and i never realized it
Benjamin Cook
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Brandon King
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Adrian Taylor
so he firebombed a pan full of eggs? lmao.
Connor Clark
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Oliver Adams
what is this guys deal
Jordan Hughes
OK, this is essential viewing.
Christopher Collins
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Andrew Smith
some joker rigged his oven to bake at half the displayed heat
Mason Wright
appreciate it, thanks
Eli Campbell
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Jason Allen
+ stove outputs half the gas and microwave has halved wattage
David Perez
>kool whip
>peppers
>pecans
>jello
>cheese
this makes me sick. what is that even supposed to be?? none of those things belong together in one dish
Mason Brown
>he's an agressive cuck who takes out his personnal failings on other whenever the occasion presents itself and later feels heroic about it
who would have guessed?
William Turner
god damn, what a demon
Lincoln Cox
Didn´t he beat up his son or something?
Ayden Rogers
he choked him out actually
refer to
Jordan Bennett
Imma steal that shit
Jaxson Perry
kek
Cameron Walker
Fucking disgusting.
Benjamin Long
>that looks like a BOMB dip
>wait
>wtf are you doing
Christian Young
Someone linked to this in a /ck/ Jack thread. downwithjackscalfani.wordpress.com/
James Wilson
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Landon Parker
Does anyone have a webm of him eating the raw microwave chicken?
Gabriel Myers
Raw meat in fact is quite edible, I don't think he went for it intentionally.
Connor Rivera
youtube.com
This one?
Liam Collins
HOW DO YOU UNDERCOOK AN OMELETTE aahh
Hunter Morales
can you give me the sause video of the raw hamburger?
Ethan Davis
Is it normal for Americans to put laundry appliances in the kitchen?
Cooper Scott
For poor people maybe.
Eli Butler
Can't find that one for the life me. Sorry bro.
Camden Cruz
yes
Evan Wilson
Gavin Scott
thought so, I've been through all his burger recipes and couldn't find it. thanks anyway
do you by any chance have the webm? I'm at work and wanna show that shit to my coworker
Gavin Reyes
yeah, thought so. Couldn't find it myself and I've been searching for quite some time now. Thanks anyway.
Does anyone have the burger webm at least? I'm at work and wanna show it to a colleague
Chase Wood
Wish I did but I don't friend.
Parker Garcia
yeah, thank you anyway!
William Cox
This one?
Justin Watson
YESSSS
Adrian Evans
>Cook disgustingly unhealthy food
>Regularly undercook it as if it wasn't poisonous enough already
>Become clinically obese and one of the most unhealthy looking people alive
>Share recipes and encourage others to do the same
>Catch son smoking pot
>Disown him
>mfw
Ian Ortiz
Thanks dude!
Nicholas Powell
how would anyone think thats edible
Angel Johnson
Its like he has a form of downs
Ethan Rivera
Is this kino?
Jonathan Lee
Not mince meat and defiantly not american mince meat
I think the germans or the spanish have a certain type you can eat raw but the germans used to have shelf on thier toilets to check for worms
Jack Parker
undercooks everything
mayo in everything
american amounts of everything
Liam Reyes
youtube.com
This has some classic Jack in it, splashing hot oil
Benjamin Baker
any more jack lore
Elijah Sullivan
>magic bullet
meme
Jackson Torres
He had a stroke and blamed it on caffeine rather than constantly eating shit and being a fat fuck. In the same video when he was recovering he did a review on tomatoes, putting a bunch of salt on every piece.
Elijah Cook
mooooreeee
Juan Perez
does he not cook things properly on purpose?
Its not meant to be runny on the inside unless you ad something runny like nutella
Thomas Martin
>"I was choking him and screaming in his ears 'You don't ever touch a woman'"
So he's a cuc, right?
Christopher Gomez
He's done a few podcasts and interviews, but they're mainly long rambles with a few gems in, only for dedicated Jack apostles.
Jack Carter
The blog posted is a good read for his personal life including being pro-genocide and a repressed homo. He also chocked his disowned son out. The video was removed but someone posted that extract in this thread already.
Joseph Moore
Nicholas Wood
Probably a long shot but does anyone who browses /ck/ have a screenshot of the thread where someone shooped an image of Jack sucking dick and sent the picture to him on twitter?
Oliver Kelly
Somebody post the video where he admits to body slamming his son
Charles Thompson
See
Robert Phillips
all im thinking is "please don't eat the mayo please don't eat the mayo"
he ate the mayo
Xavier Thompson
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Asher Sanchez
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Xavier Richardson
>mfw I saw "äter" and read that as "Yack äter"
It'll never stop being funny how some Swedes pronounce the j as y sometimes.
Lucas Parker
>that labored breathing
>baking shit straight from a fucking box
>might as well be making aunt jemima pancakes and pretending that he's a great cook
Jack is truly some form of ascended autism, assuming this isn't a very involved joke, he must be somewhere on the spectrum.
Mason Jenkins
Sweet fucking jesus.
So much wrong with that video.
Adam Gutierrez
>gorgeous blend of canned beans, canned tomatoes, canned corn, canned chili peppers and Jack's signature freezer-burned aged brisket
Logan Brown
Does anyone have the video where he's got a guy doing dangerous canned food
Nicholas Butler
absolute kinography
Tyler Rivera
EVEN WHEN HES MIXING STUFF TOGETHER HE DOES IT LIKE A RETARD, MIX PROPERLY FFS
Zachary Wood
This is hilarious.
Hunter Price
>antibiotics available upon request
Leo Wilson
theres a mistake in the menu
the pork shoulder wasn't roasted, It was slightly heated
Adrian Reyes
The video was deleted and I haven't been able to find a back up anywhere. I hope somebody saved it.
I also recommend watching the episode of West Texas Investors Club that Jack went on to sell the liquid sodium in a bottle he calls BBQ sauce. Season 1 Episode 2.
Gavin Taylor
How can Gordon Ramsay even compete?
Nathan Cox
WHY THE FUCK DOES HE BRING HIS HEAD FORWARD WHEN EATING INSTEAD OF MOVING HIS HAND TO HIS MOUTH
God i swear this guy suffers from some kind of motor skill syndrome.
John Jones
I fucking hate Jack's stupid face.
Nolan Powell
Do you think it'd be possible for a bunch of anons to talk Jack into going on Hell's Kitchen. It'd be the best thing since Raj.
Wyatt Ward
for aesthetic purposes
Sebastian Wood
another question is why is he doing this with his tounge?
Ryan Lewis
I wanna taste jacks meme sauce.
Xavier Allen
getting ready for a trip to flavor town
Ethan Perez
Jack Jr is looking rough
Ian Price
Imagine what his diet must be like.
Caleb Cox
this thread makes me queasy especially the raw burger
Ian Jenkins
butter
mayo
undercooked everything
Ryan Morgan
Speaking of Jack Lore
Jack Jr said he doesn't even cook outside the show and they eat out most nights
Matthew Brown
It's been pointed out by people that the shape of Jack's head is illustrative of why people hate him
Very pointy top of the head leaving little room for the brain, and massive jaw and muppet mouth for eating
Chase Butler
>buring eyes
Daniel Diaz
What the fuck is he making
Christopher Murphy
The Webm of this is gold.
Jaxon Gutierrez
Who /maria/ here?
Kevin Parker
>I make 3,000 - 5,000 a month
>off his shitty youtube views
fuuuck
fuuuuuuuuuuck
Brody Scott
I don't know what's worse, the fact that he makes so much money or that he turned down their offer to invest in the youtube channel only to later do a bunch of shilling and sponsored videos anyway.