What the fuck did I just watch?

What the fuck did I just watch?

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Kino

>mfw Ricky shows up

A piece of pure kino.

What's kino?

First post best post.

The highest form of art. Pure cinema.

Even the trailer was magnificent:

youtube.com/watch?v=ssHEAOrAdCU

It's like a Uwe Boll movie, it didn't cost anything to make.

The prostitute is Sarah's sister and Lahey's daughter.

BURN BABY BURN

Tryhard wannabe grindhouse movie that is liked by plebs who claim they like grindhouse movies, while never having seen one

Only good thing about that shit was Rutger Hauer

I'm sorry you exist.

Well argumented matey-o

Then again you probably are retarded

I'm still sorry you exist.

>tfw watching this after a friend downloaded it based on name alone and we thought it was gonna be a lighthearted action comedy

...

youtube.com/watch?v=buJaSTJ20qE

1930s Germany version is nice too

youtube.com/watch?v=1LlazPgxKrA

This was better than that entire film.

>The kid from Small soldiers in this this film

This, exactly. The word gets thrown around a lot here, but Hobo with a Shotgun is easily a great representative of what "kino" truly means.

A shitty meme flick loved by teenagers.

>You were a bad father.

Best scene in the whole movie.

still waiting for that spin off

What were their names?

Master and Blaster

Well that was easy to tell since she has the same voice.
Also the prosecutor from the courtroom episode is one of the badguys.

Can anyone recommend me exploitation films like this?