What went wrong?

What went wrong?

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Republic

Curruption

But we're still ahead of most western countries in that we're now actually jailing the corrupt politicians instead of letting them free, even through they're many.

this abomination existed

capitalism

It didnt went right enough

Banana bribery

It was colonized by the Portuguese, a low IQ European population that also institutionalized miscegenation with less intelligent races, which consequentially lowered the average IQ of Brazil even further.

The Portuguese also didn't conquer the African slaves brought to Brazil, they simply purchased them from Africans themselves, where many slaves were in fact criminals. Brazilians are descended not only from a mix of various low IQ populations, but also from extremely violent African criminals, Brazil being the result of said failed blend: extremely high poverty and homicide rates, institutionalized corruption, poor education, low development rates and everything else that comes with a low IQ population.

Pick any point in history. Theres always something going wrong.

stop being so self loathing, be proud of your African, Indian, and European roots

The monarchy ended slavary, the farmers were pissed off and decided to try republic. We've been figuring it out for the last hundred years or so.

First the millitary took over, then the farmers of two states decided only they should govern, then a guy came from another state and became our facist leader for some time, killed himself, then everything worked out fine for a decade or so , millitary took over again for 20 years, they eventually gave up trying to fix things, democracy again, worked out fine until the left was ellected and now we're in this mess.

I genuinely yawned just by reading your same type of post for... I think the 6th time?

>São Paulo
>pays 492 billion in taxes to the federal goverment
>recieves only 35 billion back
this triggers me so much

They are too white to exist, to be real.
So Brazilians are disappearing as they are sailing into the Polar Sea, to secret hidden lands where only beings who have achieved a nirvanic stage of ultra whiteness can enter and become white shiny lights in the starry sky.

Just...too absurdly white.

Race this, race that. You Sup Forumstards remind me of leftys.

Anglos/Saxons managed to create the most prosperous nations not only in Europe but throughout the New World as a whole, while the Iberians failed both in Europe and throughout the New World as well.

Anglos/Saxons also became the main host nations in the EU, while the Iberians became parasite nations. Average IQ again proving to be the leading factor on how nations develop.

I'm afraid to ask but, W-where does all that money go?

how come Brazil's GDP has decreased by nearly a trillion dollars in only 6 years?
Why the fuck is it decreasing???!!!

*5 years

>what are tax returns
I'm not defending this shit corrupt centralized government but this is a dumb argument, the money doesn't just vanish (or at least most of it).

It devalued against the dollar.

>nominal GDP

It's a meme, it varies depending on the dollar value. GDP PPP is still the same.

Brazil was mixed between whites and natives from its inception. What are you talking about. The biggest issue is the massive slave importation and failing to send them back like it was originally intended.
Never elect a Marxist Terrorist as your President.

This

Portugal.

>eupedia
>EU
>Look, guys, we're all mixed anyway, since forever! Don't be racist you guys, refugees are just part of your race, the human race
Droped.

Dilma and socialism.
sure, the previous government was leftist too, but at least they didnt mess the economy model set up by the other previous government

Nominal is definitely not a meme as it shows the strength of actual economy
PPP is a meme because it adjusts for prices of products, which makes places like India where everything is dirt cheap look good on paper, when in reality Indian economy is poor but growing
Better eocnomy = higher prices in general, so PPP is bullshit in showing how good an economy is

didn't read the post but i want to reply to this too

Finalmente Caxias

I unironically fear Brazil more than I fear China or India as a potential superpower.

China and India have tons of eventual logistical hurtles that they still have to deal with like population unsustainability, and lack of exposure to the 1st world.

Once the standard of living in China gets close to that of a 1st world country, they are gonna experience the same shock Japan did except 10x worse with their insane demographic problems and population size.

Will Brazil vote a centrist or right government next election?
You really need to fix your economy, it's fucking terrible

But Aussies are also descendant from criminals and they have at least a somewhat civilized country.

You're probably on to something with poor education/development though.

*throws banana*

not enough ordem and too much progresso

Its most likely going to be between a centre right meme candidate or ex President commie Lula. JUST fuck my country up Kiwi.

É LULA LA 2018

Australia is only successful because they have fucktons of natural resources to mine and sell
Once people stop buying their minerals and metals, Australia will quickly devolve into second world

Your government does too, there's a good reason why it spies on Brazil more than any other country. :^)

>>Australia is only successful because they have fucktons of natural resources to mine and sell
>Once people stop buying their minerals and metals
happened to brazil

>Australia is only successful because they have fucktons of natural resources to mine and sell
Brazil has the fucking amazon though...

Why would Brazilians vote in a President who will keep doing the same shit that the current government is doing?
Don't they want the economy to grow rather than shrink by a fucking trillion in only 5 years?

The people

LULA THE BEST PRESIDENT OF BRAZIL IN HISTORY

The productivity/IQ regions in Brazil overwhelm the high productivity/IQ regions. Only a few states in Brazil sustain the entire federation, some of which have already collapsed financially from all that burden. São Paulo alone for instance loses 93% of its GDP to federal taxation, which is roughly equivalent to a Marshall Plan/year. Brazil will inevitably collapse entirely if nothing changes.

This host-parasite relationship between the upper half and the lower half of Brazil has halted the development rates in Brazil's lower half and also didn't quite improve the upper half of Brazil, as expected from a socialist, nanny welfare state.

>Aussies descend from criminals meme
No, they don't. The whole "penal colony" idea was intentionally engineered by the British with the sole intent to colonize Australia. People were being arrested and sent to Australia for most trivial of crimes, crimes many of them were unaware they committed.

Probably some shitty fake-right status quo government unless some serious meme magic happens.

Because the general population is fucking retarded.

us

Dude, Australia has metals and minerals
Amazon has rainforests
What do you think is a million times more valuable economically than the other?
Of course the Amazon is a million times more valuable for nature and ecosytem reasons, but economically the Australian outback is way more valuable


How come people stopped buying your minerals and metals?

>The productivity
*low productivity

Yes, thats my cousing Pepe.
Dont call him that.

I hope so, but the worker party already did a pretty good job on damage control and most people already forgot about Dilma, she vanished from media after her impeachment. Besides that the left reorganized itself and is now blaming the current president, Temer, Dilma's vice-president, for the current situation

price dropped a lot

>People were being arrested and sent to Australia for most trivial of crimes, crimes many of them were unaware they committed.
Such as the black slaves imported in Brazil

Why don't the states stop letting the federal government taking most their wealth giving it to the far north?
If Sao Paulo didn't give away 93% of its wealth, it would be first world

>a few states in Brazil sustain the entire federation
learn to count
14 is bigger than 13

i was born

Nah. The African slaves brought to Brazil by the Portuguese were mainly rapists, thieves and murderers who eventually became slaves to the Africans themselves. During the colonization of Australia the British government had the death penalty for rapists and murderers, and those were not sent to Australia.

If your state receives more than 80% of its GDP back from the federal government then it isn't much of a big deal compared to what's being stolen from the Southern and Southeastern regions.

>she vanished from media after her impeachment
you wanted PT to keep advertising her?
why would they do that?

>blaming the current president, Temer, Dilma's vice-president, for the current situation
they are complaining about the shit he is doing, like this veja.abril.com.br/brasil/previdencia-emenda-garante-aposentadoria-de-atuais-parlamentares/

The richer states are usually more right-wing but not nearly enough, you have shit like the northeast and southernmost state RS sabotaging this country by voting on commies.

most of SP's money come from companies acting in other states

That's my point. Brazil is literally copying the same blueprint that ultimately made the US a superpower. China is autistic and thinks Population + fast lane development will make them a superpower but they are just the USSR 2.0 except even more behind the times.

Brazil is the only actual country that is playing 5D chess outside the west.

Brazilian people. Brazilian people are the most arrogant, deceitful, complexed, sadistic people on earth. This country is basically hell, if the devil had a home, it would be Brazil.

Cuckoldry and lack of information. Northern Brazilians aren't merely parasites to Southern/Southeastern Brazilians, they also mock us at any given chance. Rio de Janeiro would also be much better off as an independent nation. RJ today is a completely failed state in every imaginable way and definitely the biggest victim of this whole parasite-host relationship.

I think you are overestimating the intelligence of our government, they can't stop collapsing the economy every 2 decades.

>Brazil is literally copying the same blueprint that ultimately made the US a superpower

What is this blueprint?

Not mention the system of government can't even hold itself longer than 30 years.

>rapists, thieves and murderers
Source?

>Collapsing economy

Just a natural inevitable fixation of capitalism. The economy ultimately grows back though stronger that it ever was. Socialism stagnates the economy so the damage is basically invisible unless you view it over a long period of time.

>What is the blueprint

You probably wouldn't believe me, nor could I really explain it to you in a short conversation anyway.

Basically though, Brazil is EXACTLY like the US except 1/3rd less population, and less development. They go under the radar of idiots. The US, Canada, Australia, and New Zealand, all former new world-ish colonies soak up millionaires for a reason.

...

The economy collapsed exactly because the government tried to grow it artificially for way too long with invasive policies, Brazil has one of the least free economies in the world.

During the Lula era when the economy was doing """"fine"""" we still underperformed compared to our neighbors thanks to muh state capitalism which is literally just socialism and capitalism put together without any of the benefits.

Also, a potential solution for this problem [as I've personally noticed] would be to simply meme Brazil into balkanization by hating Brazilians indiscriminately. Hating them online at any opportunity, not only through casual banter but through real offenses, showing them how much of a failed shithole Brazil actually is.

After the impeachment of Dilma and now during the Petrobras scandal Brazil unironically gained another secessionist movement, and that's exactly São Paulo's. Now we have both Southern Brazil and São Paulo working in conjunction for the secessionist goal. This new "rotten meat scandal" and the many other scandals that will inevitably flourish in Brazil will drastically boost our movement.

I also noticed that those who are most pro-Brazil are the boomers. As they die off the secessionist goal becomes closer to accomplishment over the generations.

Brain drain at its best. I highly doubt Brazil will recover from this anytime soon. Also, most Brazilians who are minimally well-off and willing to migrate often do so aiming for Canada, the USA, Australia and New Zealand.

Your pic looks legit, kek.

it happens when the independency of your country was bough by an america tobacco company

>he unironically thinks sociopathic shitposting in the internet would lead to balkanization
How fucking stupid can someone be? It would literally just lead to more ufanism as a defensive measure which is already happening here on Sup Forums thanks to (You).

How about talking about issues and potential solutions like a normal person? Surely that would be far more productive than some stupid fucking secession dream that will literally never happen in your lifetime.

You literally have no idea how powerful memes actually are, and how powerful they'll become when the boomers finally die off and the "internet kids" become the majority.

>You probably wouldn't believe me
try me. At least give me the means to read about it

>This new "rotten meat scandal" and the many other scandals that will inevitably flourish in Brazil will drastically boost our movement.
All this rotten meat came from southern States.

Brazil government wants it's people to be self-hating so they can manipulate them better. And for good reason. Were they allowed to run the country without worrying about the voter's concerns, it'd could be so quickly transformed in to a superpower.

The internet kids right now are watching "right-wing" YouTubers telling them just how fantastic some random idiot that has zero understanding of economy is because muh dictatorship hmmm so good please fuck my asshole a bit more big daddy government.

That's how you make memes, not by attacking random anons in a foreign imageboard, you're like a monkey trying to copy something you saw but without actually understanding the reasoning behind it.

If South Brazi seceeds. How do I move there?

explain the blueprint thing please

It actually came from São Paulo, mostly. We don't have a culture of eating processed meat in Southern Brazil, moreso in Rio Grande do Sul where most of our meat comes either from local slaughterhouses or directly from Uruguay, which is widely known throughout the Southern Cone for its top quality processed meat.

We don't eat your shit.

Reminder that South Brazil secession would mean keeping the commie retards down south and the all the statist scum they produce.

>It actually came from São Paulo
No.
economia.uol.com.br/noticias/redacao/2017/03/20/frigorificos-investigados-na-carne-fraca-sao-do-pr-go-e-sc-veja-lista.htm

Don't be stupid
Every major company in Brazil has it's headquarters in são paulo. It doesn't mean the meat was processed there.

I'm debating whether it'd it be better for me as an American to tell you, or not tell you. I'm 99.99999% sure it wouldn't matter at all, but I don't want to accidentally get CIA'd by friviously saying things to feed my narcissism while I'm drunk.

>Every major company in Brazil has it's headquarters in são paulo
Wrong too.

SOCIALISTS

>source: my niggerboom anal cavity
We'd rank among the freest of nations.

youtube.com/watch?v=RVAsx2T89IQ

The managers who ordered the whole rotten meat deal were all from SP.

>But we're still ahead of most western countries in that we're now actually jailing the corrupt politicians instead of letting them free, even through they're many.
this is why i actually still think Brazil can do it plus i want to retire in Brazil so i'm hoping for great success

>anarchist-capitalist
Disgusting

LOL
mexico will become a superpower before brazil

Please do.

A need a drop of hope in this country or I'll go insane.

Don't worry about the CIA, they have better things to do.

Depends on how each departments would handle its migration policies.

Not exactly an Ancapistan as there would still be taxation, but each department (former municipalities) would be able to invest freely on whatever region they so choose or simply save it for themselves. Each department would also be able to choose its own form of government and create its own constitution. If you're unhappy with your department you can easily migrate to a department that more accurately fits your goals, regardless if you're a commie or a capitalist.

Delusional fuckwit.

Brazil, more like Skyrim without the dragons and white people. Living the dream, ain't ya.

So was the military junta good or bad or meh or made no long term difference?

do the self haters ever rest?
you need a state system like the USA i would like that maybe even slightly more autonomous
extremists all start to sound the same after a while man
twas a big mistake should have just let the monarchy stay they probably could have solved black integration better than the republic
only if you legalize drugs and kill the cartels
i would prefer an independent Sao paulo or Rio

Honestly it's not that "SUPER SECRET" or anything, just seeing things you already know from a different perspective. If you're intelligent enough, you'll eventually realize it anyway after enough life experience. There is already another Brazilian posting ITT that knows this.

I am sure that whatever happens their brotherly neighbors south of the border will always give them a helping hand.

One of the factors in our current crisis was Argentina's own crisis.
Nuke them all and reannex Uruguay while we're at it.