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Watching the F1 lads

that's a boy

I made this video lads

youtube.com/watch?v=nDs1787Q6ds

what do poles have contributed to the world?

too early

the word kurwa
and cute women

they make me seem less pathetic

They served their purpose.

In early times in Japan, bamboo-and-paper lanterns were used with candles inside. A blind man, visiting a friend one night, was offered a lantern to carry home with him.

“I do not need a lantern,” he said. “Darkness or light is all the same to me.”

“I know you do not need a lantern to find your way,” his friend replied, “but if you don’t have one, someone else may run into you. So you must take it.”

The blind man started off with the lantern and before he had walked very far someone ran squarely into him. “Look out where you are going!” he exclaimed to the stranger. “Can’t you see this lantern?”

“Your candle has burned out, brother,” replied the stranger.

the gf

gf(male)

she looks older than she really is

Either it's an early thread or once started by a yank or leaf SCUM

goodnight lads

Enlightenment is like the moon reflected on the water.
The moon does not get wet, nor is the water broken.
Although its light is wide and great,
The moon is reflected even in a puddle an inch wide.
The whole moon and the entire sky
Are reflected in one dewdrop on the grass.

The purpose of life is to get married and have children.

noble culture

i tried to find polish inventors, and i found only two who are relevant
-Nicolaus Copernicus(it was prussia when he was alive)
-Konstantin Tsiolkovsky(he lived in russia and was only half polish)

I want to gently suck on her nose

>He isn't Anglo-Polish
>He isn't a son of the two greatest peoples to have ever existed

The purpose of life IS TO END.

>biological determinism
wew

Good and evil have no self nature;
Holy and unholy are empty names;
In front of the door is the land of stillness and quiet;
Spring comes, grass grows by itself.

Everyone ITT descends from this cuck: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bisinus

I SAID GOODNIGHT LADS

CAN'T SEEM TO FACE UP TO THE FACTS
I'M TENSE AND NERVOUS AND I CAN'T RELAX

CAN'T SLEEP CAUSE MY BEDS ON FIRE
DON'T TOUCH ME i'M A REAL LIVE WIRE


PSYCHO KILLER
q'est que c'est

middle smith looks a bit like this guy

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Polish_Nobel_laureates

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Mexican_Nobel_laureates

oyasumi

all of this is in trumps plan to eradicate white people

hope you die in your sleep

who is this cum drum

right here pal

I genuinely expected this thread to have been authored by a Canadian or American

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and a real hero....
....REAL HUMAN BEAN

Ikkyu, the Zen master, was very clever even as a boy. His teacher had a precious teacup, a rare antique. Ikkyu happened to break this cup and was greatly perplexed. Hearing the footsteps of his teacher, he held the pieces of the cup behind him. When the master appeared, Ikkyu asked: “Why do people have to die?”

“This is natural,” explained the older man. “Everything has to die and has just so long to live.”

Ikkyu, producing the shattered cup, added: “It was time for your cup to die.”

People could tell you're a weaboo, now looking for other weaboos to mollycoddle you

>finding yourself sexually attracted to a drawing

does it get any sadder?

there's something inside you

he should have asked his teacher why is eastern philosophy absolute garbage

fetish idea:

1) Buy three things from Amazon, (i) a dildo with nice packaging, (ii) a clone-your-own-willy kit, (iii) a raunchy birthday card
2) Make the clone-your-own-willy kit, ending up with a replica silicon dildo of my own willy
3) Replace the dildo in the regular box with my own clone dildo
4) Wait until the girl who I like (hereafter "my unrequited") has her birthday
5) Make out the birthday card to my unrequited, and write a note in feminine handwriting, not specifying who the sendor is, but implying its one of her close female friends
6) Carefully wrap up the dildo box and the card
7) Send the package to my unrequited
8) ???
9) Hope that my unrequited starts masturbating with a copy of my own dick

>ASMR

finally getting revenge upon those who crossed me

I've spent years posting in the same thread

can't stop

help

Does anyone else print out /brit/ threads to read on the way to work in the morning? Sometimes I bring a green pen so I can write witty responses

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3D women are disgusting. They vomit, they shit, they piss, they menstruate, they're made of meat, fat, blood and intestines. You're just sheeple. You join the work force, marry, reproduce. It is at the expense of dumb people like you that the affluent intellectuals enjoy a life of luxuries, such as VR.

what anime is this

I haven't posted here in a few days since I've been busy. /brit/ is usually interesting and it's normally the only thread I post in. But when it turns into an anime thread, I usually leave

leaving the household to belittle the runts upstairs

Guys halp im english, scottish, irish and french what do i do?

Pics

wow i searched russian inventors, and i found based things about them WOWOWOW
for example they invented the radio and the ""heavier-than-air craft."

no you're an american

be proud of your german heritage

I'm playing medieval 2

basically milan are the only superpower besides myself and have been giving me shit for like 100 turns

now i've finally flipped the tables after withstanding a huge onslaught and have captures corsica and sardinia where they have castles for troop production. Makes the perfect staging point for my annihilation of Milan and the papal states

didn't an italian invent the radio? Marconi?

Strike those milksops for me ogre

get shot

You are talking about Brazil.

72727305
i don't know haha

When Thomas Aquinas was a younger monk he took it upon himself to summarize all of the Christian doctrine and compose a true masterwork of both faith and philosophy

he spend years upon years writing his "summa theologica" his magnum opus, it was full of wisdom and ideas which would influence all western philosophy from then on.
the book grew to such a point that it was nearly a library unto itself.

but then one day he stopped, his book unfinished, because he realized by putting these ideas into words he had lost the true meaning of the idea.
he could write for a thousand lifetimes and never grasp what he felt in his soul.

thus he relinquished himself to meditation, content with himself.

why is /brit/ popular with jf

>They vomit, they shit, they piss,
That's sexy though

I like to talk about the footy

friggin nerd

Speaking of shit, I believe it is regretable that humans have evolved to find shit disgusting. I personally find shit disgusting, but from a logical point of view, shit is highly nutritious. As a matter of fact, there are countless species of animals, from insects to mammals, that eat their own shit regularly.

more

d u c dt dspl ls nt

una e-vela

Nothing in the cry
of cicadas suggests they
are about to die

It could be further said tha some problems like world hunger and malnutrition could be at least partially solved if we evolved the "right" way.

a russian invented a cool candle
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yablochkov_candle

>I personally find shit disgusting,
>German flag

Don't need to lie buddy

its another 'western philosophy absolutely btfos chink philosophy' episode

it's a proles game

business idea: cheap indian food made by white british chefs

football is shit

very uneducated post

try eating your own shit and maybe you'll find out why

another polish mathematican who never lived in poland
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nikolai_Lobachevsky

>hans
>talking about poo nutrition
you understand shit is a waste product right?

I used that story to show the value in Eastern ideas
much of Western philosophy is merely an attempt to translate these same concepts for our own context.
the issue however is the same as which faced St Aquinas, it this intense effort, in translation, in putting these ideas into words, the meaning is lost.

I can't believe someone here just tried to argue that shit is good for you to eat

I'm closing this tab

My legacy -
What will it be?
Flowers in spring,
The cuckoo in summer,
And the crimson maples
Of autumn ...

Ah yes, real nigga hours is real nerd hours

you are what you eat

>value in Eastern ideas
ah yes
meaningless analogies without ever answering the actual question

cucks

Really though only deanos like football

To what shall I compare this life of ours?
Even before I can say
it is like a lightning flash or a dewdrop
it is no more.

Tell me about Croatian beaches

mentioned

...

me in the middle

>Really though only deanos like football

Factually incorrect.
au.askmen.com/sports/news/the-health-benefits-of-eating-poo.html
dailycal.org/2013/03/04/eat-your-own-poop/
Poop only tastes bad because we evolved to dislike the taste. It's the same reason why humans like music. We could have evolved to like the sound of barking dogs. But we evolved to like the sound of strings instead (that's how humans eventually invented the violin, the piano and other stringed instruments).
It is only poisonous if you have an extrinsic entity in your digestive system, like an infection. So in many cases it's at least edible.
I won't argue this matter anymore. Not because I think I won, I enjoy logical debate, but because this is kind of off-topic.

Why is Realism only a part of European culture and art?

>send some girl a message Wednesday afternoon
>she responds within 20m
>eventually suggest to her we go out Saturday
>wait Wednesday evening, Thursday, Friday, Saturday morning
>see she's been online often since then
>Saturday afternoon
>send her a message asking why she didn't respond
>sends an angry response within 10 minutes saying I should've been more patient and not demanded a response right away

Ah yes