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>CD
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Let's start a false rumor about a celebrity.

>trips decide

If this post is trips: Morgan Freeman got into a bad motorcycle accident. He needs to have his voice box removed through extensive surgery.

Tom Hanks seeks patent for mcribs.

FUUUUUUCK

Ben afflecks parents are cousins.

lol reroll

Hugh Jackman let Dafne Keen blow him during the shooting of Logan

Rush Limbaugh takes up Russian citizenship, seeks to start new English language Russian radio program for cheese enthusiasts.

the Wayans brothers earns millions for incest/black/gay lewd-movies on clip4sale.

Ben Stiller to direct biopic of Grumpy Cat.

Charlie Sheen has aids. Oh wait that's true

RORELL

Emma Watson is lesbo

Tim Burton to write and direct new film about Pepe The Frog.

Cara Dele is mudshark

> Prob true

Tim Burton takes it up the ass by Johnny Depp

Roll

Conor Mcgregor grabs his wife so hard he leaves bruises

Rollio

roll

this

Jesus Christ is a nigger

And forces anal in church bathrooms when she refuses

Daniel Radcliffe becomes advocate for Chinese dog-meat festival; says it is "no big deal, guys. Dog meat is fairly tasty".

this is already sadly true, shes fucked like 5 black rappers and Anthony Joshua

reroll

lol

Well that's already the truth. Santa is black too. The Easter bunny is also negro.

Wake up America.

Roll

Willa Holland cucks her bf

roll

kek reroll

bendatdick cuminhersnatch didnot actually bend dat dick.

>5 black rappers
Used candy scraps
>hersheys wrappers shoved up cooch and gently massages around clit until melted chocolate is smeared around her fish taco, resulting in a violent orgasm

cara delevingne was molested by her father

Wasted trips

roll

this

Morgan Freeman has been dead since 1987

re roll

Stephen King fingers think boy butt in supermarket bathrooms.

All random and casual so it's not premeditated.

He can usually talk them our of fear or convince them not to tell anyone.

Reroll.

Willa Holland was molested by her father

Michael Jackson was a nigger

roll

this

Einstein ate poop in his mid twenties to see if you benefit from human fecal matter in the diet.

marky mark actually masturbates furiously everyday.

Another Tobygames rape allegation

>inb4 celebrity

reroll

rolling for this

reroll

reroll trip go !

this roll

third time's the charm

Kek rolling

>one off

Fuck me

ha ha fag

also roll

rollin

Ellen Degeneres always leaves the toilet seat up

reroll whatever.

As soon as we have a winner jump on your throw away Twitter account and get ready to tweet some sympathy linked with some gay hashtag we'll create once trips reveal themselves within a tale of fiction.

> faggots rerolling as if they shit gold nuggets

Jennifer Lawrence split-screens shots that she's in with black actors

I heard she fucks men.
In the ass.
Then sells them t shirts for 7 times the price.

Beyonce cheated on Jay Z with Tom Brady

roll but with Gronk

roll for this now.

reroll

reroll

Eminem shot off his own toe then told people he was robbed at gunpoint and was brave in the process but really is an angry unoriginal asshole who doesn't deserve to be called a rapper next to the likes of Tupac, Biggie etc

Rob Schneider touched Miranda Cosgrovs innapropriatley on various occasions

Oprah has been confirmed as an active member of Sup Forums. Ever since the over 9000 penises incident, she learned to accept and indulge in internet cumture, and wanted to go to the core of chaos itself.

Rob Schneider pays migrant workers from home Depot to come to his house and choke him in the shower.

what a waste

Well that's true already

Leo diCaprio camo out as gay

Paul Walker is alive

Emma Watson touched he little brother innapropriatley as a child

> aka Lena D'ed him

Those aren't trips ya swaggot

Quints are absolute truth

Rob Kardasian molested all three daughters

Johnny Depp suing The Emoji Movie for using his likeness

Keanu Reeves sometimes pees in the sink

wasted

Richard Gere likes gerbils up his ass

Moot was an hero.

Waste.
But 66666 get will be a concrete rumor that is absolute truth and not even made up. Let's go.

Cristopher Walken is dying of leukemia, never told anyone

rerolll

roll

reroll

Will Smith goes into every other hour into a psychosis-frenzy and slaps his son for hours.

roll

rerell

Jaden Smith has a mild form of autism

Mandela actually DID die in prison. Wife confirms they used an impersonator

Ellen is a cuckqueen, Portia is straigt

After dissolving into a twink with bad hair and a weasel face he deicded to take a heroic dose of LSD to trt and feel bette. It amplified his depression and negativity to an end drew me high he never though possible. He entered the void of being one, and realized though darkness what he has done to the world. It three him over the age. He's the only one with that weight on his shoulders. The trip turned bad and he beat the shit out of himself and got backeracted. He was raped by a black man named Jerry in there. It pushed him last the time and he hung himself in his mom's trailer.

1+1

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