Ayyye
/b
>CD
>efg
Let's start a false rumor about a celebrity.
>trips decide
If this post is trips: Morgan Freeman got into a bad motorcycle accident. He needs to have his voice box removed through extensive surgery.
Ayyye
/b
>CD
>efg
Let's start a false rumor about a celebrity.
>trips decide
If this post is trips: Morgan Freeman got into a bad motorcycle accident. He needs to have his voice box removed through extensive surgery.
Tom Hanks seeks patent for mcribs.
FUUUUUUCK
Ben afflecks parents are cousins.
lol reroll
Hugh Jackman let Dafne Keen blow him during the shooting of Logan
Rush Limbaugh takes up Russian citizenship, seeks to start new English language Russian radio program for cheese enthusiasts.
the Wayans brothers earns millions for incest/black/gay lewd-movies on clip4sale.
Ben Stiller to direct biopic of Grumpy Cat.
Charlie Sheen has aids. Oh wait that's true
RORELL
Emma Watson is lesbo
Tim Burton to write and direct new film about Pepe The Frog.
Cara Dele is mudshark
> Prob true
Tim Burton takes it up the ass by Johnny Depp
Roll
Conor Mcgregor grabs his wife so hard he leaves bruises
Rollio
roll
this
Jesus Christ is a nigger
And forces anal in church bathrooms when she refuses
Daniel Radcliffe becomes advocate for Chinese dog-meat festival; says it is "no big deal, guys. Dog meat is fairly tasty".
this is already sadly true, shes fucked like 5 black rappers and Anthony Joshua
reroll
lol
Well that's already the truth. Santa is black too. The Easter bunny is also negro.
Wake up America.
Roll
Willa Holland cucks her bf
roll
kek reroll
bendatdick cuminhersnatch didnot actually bend dat dick.
>5 black rappers
Used candy scraps
>hersheys wrappers shoved up cooch and gently massages around clit until melted chocolate is smeared around her fish taco, resulting in a violent orgasm
cara delevingne was molested by her father
Wasted trips
roll
this
Morgan Freeman has been dead since 1987
re roll
Stephen King fingers think boy butt in supermarket bathrooms.
All random and casual so it's not premeditated.
He can usually talk them our of fear or convince them not to tell anyone.
Reroll.
Willa Holland was molested by her father
Michael Jackson was a nigger
roll
this
Einstein ate poop in his mid twenties to see if you benefit from human fecal matter in the diet.
marky mark actually masturbates furiously everyday.
Another Tobygames rape allegation
>inb4 celebrity
reroll
rolling for this
reroll
reroll trip go !
this roll
third time's the charm
Kek rolling
>one off
Fuck me
ha ha fag
also roll
rollin
Ellen Degeneres always leaves the toilet seat up
reroll whatever.
As soon as we have a winner jump on your throw away Twitter account and get ready to tweet some sympathy linked with some gay hashtag we'll create once trips reveal themselves within a tale of fiction.
> faggots rerolling as if they shit gold nuggets
Jennifer Lawrence split-screens shots that she's in with black actors
I heard she fucks men.
In the ass.
Then sells them t shirts for 7 times the price.
Beyonce cheated on Jay Z with Tom Brady
roll but with Gronk
roll for this now.
reroll
reroll
Eminem shot off his own toe then told people he was robbed at gunpoint and was brave in the process but really is an angry unoriginal asshole who doesn't deserve to be called a rapper next to the likes of Tupac, Biggie etc
Rob Schneider touched Miranda Cosgrovs innapropriatley on various occasions
Oprah has been confirmed as an active member of Sup Forums. Ever since the over 9000 penises incident, she learned to accept and indulge in internet cumture, and wanted to go to the core of chaos itself.
Rob Schneider pays migrant workers from home Depot to come to his house and choke him in the shower.
what a waste
Well that's true already
Leo diCaprio camo out as gay
Paul Walker is alive
Emma Watson touched he little brother innapropriatley as a child
> aka Lena D'ed him
Those aren't trips ya swaggot
Quints are absolute truth
Rob Kardasian molested all three daughters
Johnny Depp suing The Emoji Movie for using his likeness
Keanu Reeves sometimes pees in the sink
wasted
Richard Gere likes gerbils up his ass
Moot was an hero.
Waste.
But 66666 get will be a concrete rumor that is absolute truth and not even made up. Let's go.
Cristopher Walken is dying of leukemia, never told anyone
rerolll
roll
reroll
Will Smith goes into every other hour into a psychosis-frenzy and slaps his son for hours.
roll
rerell
Jaden Smith has a mild form of autism
Mandela actually DID die in prison. Wife confirms they used an impersonator
Ellen is a cuckqueen, Portia is straigt
After dissolving into a twink with bad hair and a weasel face he deicded to take a heroic dose of LSD to trt and feel bette. It amplified his depression and negativity to an end drew me high he never though possible. He entered the void of being one, and realized though darkness what he has done to the world. It three him over the age. He's the only one with that weight on his shoulders. The trip turned bad and he beat the shit out of himself and got backeracted. He was raped by a black man named Jerry in there. It pushed him last the time and he hung himself in his mom's trailer.
1+1
reroll