Why is he nude while she's in a full swimsuit? Is this a cuck thing?

Why is he nude while she's in a full swimsuit? Is this a cuck thing?

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who are these "people"?

goddamn, her tits are MASSIVE

Orlando Bloom and Katy 'I love BBCs' Perry

Legolas and Fireworks girl

it's an alpha thing

What's it like to be rich and famous?

more like Katy 'I love WWW' Perry

Its a black male thing

Yeah, he's cucking her by getting every tween girl in the world off.
Exactly

based bloom

Implying tweens know who Orlando bloom is. Pirates of the Caribbean is before their time

The expression on his face is glorious

Small dick.

>he's got his dick out again hasn't he

...

The tweens that where into Bloom grew up a long, long time ago. He's a dead star at this point, these nude pics will probably get him the most attention he's seen in years

That Expression Orlando is making cracks me up. Dude knows exactly what he's doing and then he's going to but balls deep in Katy Perry


Living
The
Dream

A DIVERSION

He's not nude he's wearing a hat

Perry's tits/10

>is this a cuck thing

fuck off. fucking obsessed with being cucked faggot

>he's going to watch while the BBC goes balls deep into Katy Perry

>living the dream

Ftfy

WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR

how can cutfags even compete?

>uncut

DROPPED

Nice pencildick, would suck.

Put on your pants Bloom

Not bad for a semi

>PotC is literally and unironically before the time of someone who could be posting on this very board RIGHT NOW, albeit illegally
What the fuck is this feel. What the fuck.

This particular fetish is called CFNM for short.

disgusting mutilated cock

>being cut
>literally loosing 1000s of nerve endings for the jew

He's obviously craving attention. Why hasn't one of these celebrates taken Viagra before going to the beach? It's not like they interact with normal people anyways so no harm.

Was going to make a LOTR reference but got distracted by that dick. It's beautiful.

How can you not see he's uncut?

Post yfw he's fucking Perry with the full pleasure of an uncut cock

Why do women talk like this?

>Chest shaved
>Pubes not shaved

>those tits
>that big dick (dispite the cold water)

Sextape when.

>2016
>4chn gets those kind of pics deleted
>pictures all over twitter with no deletion
>twatter has more freedom now

thats a foreskin you stupid heterosexual

>white """"""""""man""""""""""
lmao pathetic

>Pirates of the Caribbean is before their time

Fucking hell.

>disgusting mudkike detected

>tiny dick
>he's not even erect

Women make me sick

Obviously whores who lust after black donkey dick

Who the fuck shaves their dick bare? Have you ever tried that? It feels wrong and looks wrong. It either hurts or itches constantly too, I can't remember which as I tried it out 10 years ago.

>mfw my dick is literally not even 1/5th of his


JUST FUCKING KILL ME ALREADY PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LIFE IS SUFFERING

don't worry user, orlando bloom is above average.

Dont that i've seen a lot of dicks

no homo

It feels great!

Shaving all of your pubes off as a male is some fucked up cuck shit. Or like porn weirdo shit.

Big dicks are big even when flaccid.

>craving attention
this

He knows full well that his dick will be published. Wonder if it's some oblique diss to his ex.

So why the fuck doesn't this get yelled rape at it like J-law shit? Hypocrisy much?

Because even though mainstream media likes to paint pornography as a male only thing, the expectations of women concerning dick size is still directly influenced by it.

>white women

Forget Bloom, show us some more Perry!

Why is the dick a different color than the rest of his body? It looks rotten, as if it's going to fall off any minute.

Myth
"Big" dicks just take picks with a half-chub

kekkerino
your dick is probably better than mine
mine is like the size of my pinky finger when its soft.

>tfw you are a white Christian in Canada and your parents mutilate your penis

It's an American/European thing.

Christ, that's awful. She can't tone those legs? She dances for a fucking living.

Internet porn has ruined everyone's expectations. Sex therapists will never be out of work.

>pixelizing the pencil dick

If you keep doing it, it stops itching eventually. But I agree that it's fucked up and wrong to go full bald even though I've tried it.

Serious question: why was Orlando Bloom partaking in nudist activities?

It probably explains why the girl didn't bother undressing to boot.

>when it's soft

bruh my dick, hard as fuck, still don't get over an inch of length to it

you need to realize how fucking lucky you are and thank the fucking stars above you're not smaller than a fucking newborn dude.

I completely agree with you BUT it's slightly different in that he evidently doesn't give a fuck. It doesn't change the substance of it that it's still deeply unethical to publish naked photos of a person without their consent, but he's prancing about in public with his cock out, I hardly think he's crying himself to sleep.

>literally an average sized penis

>oh my god, he's, like, so tiny! I heard from Stacy that Tyrone has a 16 inch flaccid penis, that sounds true to me!

I hate women

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

sometime my shaft completely disappears, it looks like an acorn basically

>I NEED A BLACK DONKEY DI K TO FILL THE VOID MY FATHER LEFT IN ME
>PORNO IS 110% REAL

oh forget about that, keep on the bloom

people have become so disconnected from reality its insane..

What the fuck was he thinking anyway? "Here, let me take my girlfriend in a sailor trip while I'm completely in the nude." Who does that?

Google "Clothed Female Nude Male"
That is "CFNM".

xvideos.com/tags/cfnm

>tfw hairy as fuck dick
>tfw hairy as fuck chest
>tfw hairy as fuck back
>tfw balding as fuck head

same. I also have a crap ton of hair which makes it worse.

>tfw literally under 1 inch when flaccid
>tfw over 7 and thick when erect

Not sure how to feel, bros

Because he isn't aryan master race. Guys dicks are often darker than their skin though.

usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/orlando-bloom-has-a-bit-of-a-foot-fetish-says-wife-miranda-kerr-2013267

>"I'm really a freak about my nails," Kerr says. "Orlando and I share a nail thing -- he has a bit of a foot fetish. I like OPI's Koala Bear-y on my nails. It's not organic, but sometimes I just do it." (Married since 2010, the spouses are parents to son Flynn, 2.)

Orlando Bloom is a confirmed footfag according to his exwife. Do you think he's going to worship Katy's 10/10 sexual feets?

asdf

>actually wanting pubic burn during sex.

If that's truly flaccid and not a semi, that is a well above average dick in terms of girth and length.

>femdom

Told you it's a cuck thing

eh at least it's easier to carry around I bet

That's a lucky man to be able to worship those toes.

They are doing this only to provoque him. Thats average size, but they will not say that and make the guy full of himself. Woman really like to make men suffer.

uncut masterrace

>women
Fixed for you. How can someone like females is beyond me.

She's got an oddly colored dick

HNNNNNNNG! Goddammit user why did you have to use that image, now all I can think of is Kylie ogling dicks and getting turned on.

That's sad.

Bloom is a massive cuck.

That faggot couldn't even land a hit on Bieber after he bragged about fucking his ex wife.

>tfw huge dick but tiny as fuck balls

The things Taylor swift will force onto Hiddleston are going to be hilarious from now on.

I know this feel

cutfags on suicide watch

Taylor won

still nice and tight