>friend says to make myself at home
>act like I'm at a friend's house
CAN'T FIX THIS
>friend says to make myself at home
>act like I'm at a friend's house
CAN'T FIX THIS
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>what are you thinking of, user?
>nothing
>i'm actually thinking of buying a dinghy
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
>Its a Leto Joker shitpost thread.
>post a different Joker.
COMPLETE LUNATIC
I yelled HONKA HONKA at some black guy and asked him to fuck my gf
>mom says I should take out the trash
>tell her that I don't want to date [you're waifu here]
HAHAHAHAHOHO
>mom says ''i'll get something to eat you want anything?''
>''no thanks mom''
>i actually wanted a chocolate
HAHAHAHAHAHA LOCK ME UP
>accidentally click /gif/ insted of Sup Forums
>start faping to traps even though I'm straight
COME AT ME BRO
>makes fun of anons for image.jpg
>posts images almost exclusively from ipad
THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY HA HA
>someone asks how I'm doing
>"Good how are you"
>Im not good, and I don't care how they feel at the moment
>I smoked weed
>had a psychosis
>got locked up
>now i'm out
JUST GET ON MY LEVEL
>work at a restaurant
>someone asks for a Coke
>tell them we only serve pepsi
>we actually served coke the whole time
>dad tells me to get a job
>become a taoist monk instead
HONKA HONKA
HAHAHAHHAHOOOHOHOHOHOHOHO
How about times you've acted like a faggot you shill fuck?
>i say oh thats fine
>im really angry deep down
>buy a chocolate milk
>drink without shaking it
MOM IS GONNA FREAK
>do relatively tame thing that would have no repercussions in real life
ALL CAPS HERE
>mom tells me I need to do my homework before bedtime
>work through the night on it as I want to do a good job
AHOHOHOHEEHEE
>buy a kit kat bar
>eat it without breaking pieces off
HOO HOO
HAA HAA
>don't really have an opinion on The Ghostbusters remake
I HEAR THE SCREAMING EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES!
>say I don't want ice in my drink
>I actually wanted ice all along
ALL ABOARD THE CRAZY TRAIN
IT WASN'T A CHUNKIE
>mom says not to change the channel on TV while she goes and drinks water
>sneakily change channel and quickly fap to Teletubbies.
NO BREAKS ON THIS CRAZY TRAIN
You monster
>end a sentence with a preposition
Ha hA HeE hEe HoO hOo
>pretend to hi-5 someone
>at the last second pull away and pretend my hand is a phone
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY
>mom told me dinner is ready
>told her I'd only be 2 minutes
>I actually took 666
HAW HAW HAAAAAHW HEeeee HEEEEEE
>tell someone I'll call them later
>actually call them later
>graffiti in school bathroom says "flush twice it's a long way to the cafeteria"
>flush once
THERE'S A LOBSTER LOOSE!
>keep reposting some shitty meme
>it's not even funny
LOLOOOLOL
I feel like the people who are propagating this meme haven't seen the movie.
So you were planning on fapping to Stallman originally?
no good camrips out so 99% of Sup Forums wont have seen it yet
>costumer asks for a couple of ice cubes in his drink
>give him a couple (2) ice cubes
I AM THE MANIAC
>accuse everyone I don't agree with of being reddit
>meanwhilehave 7 reddit tabs open
HA
HA
HA
HAAAAAAAA
OVER THE LINE
>Yesterday I took a massive shit in my moms toilet.
>I didn't even bother to wipe my arse.
I'M AN ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>Cake calls for 2 sticks of butter
>I use 2 1/8 sticks
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HONKA
HONKA
>buy milk for someone
>take it home
>replace all the milk with skim
>give milk to them
SOMEBODY STOP ME
>I posted that I was ironically fapping to traps
>but really I was unironically fapping to traps
>honka honka
I'M SO FUCKING CuCKED
>watch movie
>hate it
>friends ask how it was
>tell them it was great and they should see it
I SCARE EVEN MYSELF
>times youve acted like the joker
How i see myself: i'll be kiniving and mental
How you actually look: a fedored Autist m'lady
we have uniforms at work that we have to change daily. at the end of the day yesterday i put the shirt in the pant bin and my pants in the shirt bin xD
>forgot my password on my favorite forum
>go to reset it, get an email with a temporary password
>when I set up my new password I make it identical to the temporary one
DAMAGED
>Times youve acted like Professor Chaos
FTFY
None of these are Joker worthy you loli loving autists.
This is a depressing truth.
...
I wish I could forget this video.
>shitpost on Sup Forums although I started browsing this only 2 days ago
MADMEME
>sick and doctor gives me a day off
>still go to work
ABSOLUTE INSANITY
>eat crisps in bed
COME AT ME BRO
>be WB film editor
>know Joker is the our movie's only selling point
>cut all his scenes
SEND ME TO ARKHAM WHY DON'T YOU HA HA HA HA HA
>make fun of /r9k/
>steal their memes
HAHAHA DC IS SHIT
These are literally just reskinned /mischief/ threads
>Doug leaves you and Patti alone
>You just know
>Customer asks for cash envelope
>Give them letter one instead
SOMEBODY STOP ME
>friend tells me to suck his cock
>spit his cum instead of swallowing
HAHAHAHAHHA
are you the joker dude?
>post a funny tweet
>actual just edited it from inspect element
IF I DONT STOP SOON I MIGHT DIE
>shoot someone
>throw them out of the plane afterwards
>Say, "Have a good day!"
>don't really mean it
I'M DAMAGED
>someone asks me for a cup of tea with 2 sugars
>only give them 1
DEARY ME
Please stop sending niggers to Europe. I don't care if you make good shekels. Stop destroying that continent.
Does his actually happen? Are there people with families so disconnected that they don't even go eat dinner together or even realize if they've eaten yet or not?
You fucking monster
>Mom asks me for a fork
>hand her a spoon
>"user, I need a fork"
>"Why? because society tells you to... what if we yelled "NO MORE FORKS" in the middle of wall street, I bet all these faceless suits wouldnt know what to do with themselves HAR HAR HAR HAR HAAAAAAAA.....AH."
>saved the porn someone posted in a thread on a blue board
>then reported it
>take dog for a walk
>don't pick up his poo
POO DA LOO
>bathrooms are for paying customers only
>shit on the floor
everyone walk the dinosaur
I poo poo'd int the spaghetti
>not "prepositions are what I end my sentences with"
>watching movies
lmfao
Parity with BvS, Suicide Squad on Suicide Watch.
>homeless man asks for change
>give him some
you just got JOKERED, son
>ask guy for spare change for food
>spend it on liquor
LIVING ON THE EDGE
OHHHHH SHIT, I didn't even see it coming
>watching capeshit
FUCK YOU NORMALFAGGOT REEEEEEE
>meet CIA
>bring friends
>73% audience score on 60,000 ratings
SOMEBODY LOCK THEM UP HHAHA
>"Do you want X or Y?"
>"Yes"
You'd know a little something about depressing, wouldn't you trip?
>shampoo bottle says wash, rinse, repeat
>just wash and rinse ONCE
THIS ROCKET IS GOING STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!
>Fap
>Plan
Are you a Child or a woman?
I'm both of those.
>Game asks me if I am a boy or a girl
>Choose to be a girl even though I'm a boy
CANT STOP WONT STOP
Why hello there ;)
If you want the horrible truth, place like Sup Forums or even Sup Forums are much, much more hardcore dweebs than you are. Baneposting and AWOOOMENT fags surpassed you in every autism spectrum.
>no /r9k/, you are the normalfag
This was only bad grammar in Latin. In English it is something that knowledgeable grammarians are fine with.
>be me
>high level exec at warner brothers
>"Hey everyone, you know how Marvel is brighter and cheerier? How about if instead of providing a darkwr, grittier alternative, we rip off Guardians of the Galaxy via a series of late production reshoots?"
>they actually do it
THE MADMEN RUN THE ASYLUM HEE HEE HEEEEEE
>Mommy tells me to take out the trash
>take one of her dresses and fill it with garbage
>use another bag full of garbage to make a head, which I draw a face on
>walk out the front door, trash doll in hand
>"We'll be back around 10!"
bE CaRefuL WhaT YOu WiSh F0r
Everyone loves to steal /r9k/ memes for some reason, like how Sup Forums likes reviewbrah now
>long line at a public restroom
>restroom is a one person at a time only bathroom
>piss allover the seat and toilet paper and faucet and sink and soap
>take five minutes to do so
>when I leave I mention how the bathroom is fucking gross, be careful to not touch anything
>find a shiny in pokemon
>kill it
EVEN THE ASYLUM CAN'T HANDLE ME
MADMAN
to be honest I don't like collecting pokemon, I only get enough to form a good team
ain't nobody got time for that
I ANTICIPATE THAT MY BIOLOGICAL FEMALE PARENT WILL HAVE A HEIGHTENED REACTION TO THIS DECISION I HAVE JUST MADE
>Fap plan