Times you've acted like the Joker

>friend says to make myself at home
>act like I'm at a friend's house

CAN'T FIX THIS

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>what are you thinking of, user?
>nothing
>i'm actually thinking of buying a dinghy

IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

>Its a Leto Joker shitpost thread.
>post a different Joker.

COMPLETE LUNATIC

I yelled HONKA HONKA at some black guy and asked him to fuck my gf

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>mom says I should take out the trash
>tell her that I don't want to date [you're waifu here]
HAHAHAHAHOHO

>mom says ''i'll get something to eat you want anything?''
>''no thanks mom''
>i actually wanted a chocolate

HAHAHAHAHAHA LOCK ME UP

>accidentally click /gif/ insted of Sup Forums
>start faping to traps even though I'm straight

COME AT ME BRO

>makes fun of anons for image.jpg
>posts images almost exclusively from ipad

THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY HA HA

>someone asks how I'm doing
>"Good how are you"
>Im not good, and I don't care how they feel at the moment

>I smoked weed
>had a psychosis
>got locked up
>now i'm out

JUST GET ON MY LEVEL

>work at a restaurant
>someone asks for a Coke
>tell them we only serve pepsi
>we actually served coke the whole time

>dad tells me to get a job
>become a taoist monk instead

HONKA HONKA

HAHAHAHHAHOOOHOHOHOHOHOHO

How about times you've acted like a faggot you shill fuck?

>i say oh thats fine
>im really angry deep down

>buy a chocolate milk
>drink without shaking it
MOM IS GONNA FREAK

>do relatively tame thing that would have no repercussions in real life

ALL CAPS HERE

>mom tells me I need to do my homework before bedtime
>work through the night on it as I want to do a good job

AHOHOHOHEEHEE

>buy a kit kat bar
>eat it without breaking pieces off

HOO HOO
HAA HAA

>don't really have an opinion on The Ghostbusters remake

I HEAR THE SCREAMING EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES!

>say I don't want ice in my drink
>I actually wanted ice all along

ALL ABOARD THE CRAZY TRAIN

IT WASN'T A CHUNKIE

>mom says not to change the channel on TV while she goes and drinks water
>sneakily change channel and quickly fap to Teletubbies.

NO BREAKS ON THIS CRAZY TRAIN

You monster

>end a sentence with a preposition

Ha hA HeE hEe HoO hOo

>pretend to hi-5 someone
>at the last second pull away and pretend my hand is a phone

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY

>mom told me dinner is ready
>told her I'd only be 2 minutes
>I actually took 666

HAW HAW HAAAAAHW HEeeee HEEEEEE

>tell someone I'll call them later
>actually call them later

>graffiti in school bathroom says "flush twice it's a long way to the cafeteria"
>flush once

THERE'S A LOBSTER LOOSE!

>keep reposting some shitty meme
>it's not even funny

LOLOOOLOL

I feel like the people who are propagating this meme haven't seen the movie.

So you were planning on fapping to Stallman originally?

no good camrips out so 99% of Sup Forums wont have seen it yet

>costumer asks for a couple of ice cubes in his drink
>give him a couple (2) ice cubes

I AM THE MANIAC

>accuse everyone I don't agree with of being reddit
>meanwhilehave 7 reddit tabs open

HA
HA
HA
HAAAAAAAA

OVER THE LINE

>Yesterday I took a massive shit in my moms toilet.
>I didn't even bother to wipe my arse.

I'M AN ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>Cake calls for 2 sticks of butter
>I use 2 1/8 sticks

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HONKA
HONKA

>buy milk for someone
>take it home
>replace all the milk with skim
>give milk to them

SOMEBODY STOP ME

>I posted that I was ironically fapping to traps
>but really I was unironically fapping to traps

>honka honka
I'M SO FUCKING CuCKED

>watch movie
>hate it
>friends ask how it was
>tell them it was great and they should see it

I SCARE EVEN MYSELF

>times youve acted like the joker

How i see myself: i'll be kiniving and mental

How you actually look: a fedored Autist m'lady

we have uniforms at work that we have to change daily. at the end of the day yesterday i put the shirt in the pant bin and my pants in the shirt bin xD

>forgot my password on my favorite forum
>go to reset it, get an email with a temporary password
>when I set up my new password I make it identical to the temporary one

DAMAGED

>Times youve acted like Professor Chaos
FTFY

None of these are Joker worthy you loli loving autists.

This is a depressing truth.

...

I wish I could forget this video.

>shitpost on Sup Forums although I started browsing this only 2 days ago
MADMEME

>sick and doctor gives me a day off
>still go to work
ABSOLUTE INSANITY

>eat crisps in bed

COME AT ME BRO

>be WB film editor
>know Joker is the our movie's only selling point
>cut all his scenes
SEND ME TO ARKHAM WHY DON'T YOU HA HA HA HA HA

>make fun of /r9k/
>steal their memes

HAHAHA DC IS SHIT

These are literally just reskinned /mischief/ threads

>Doug leaves you and Patti alone
>You just know

>Customer asks for cash envelope
>Give them letter one instead

SOMEBODY STOP ME

>friend tells me to suck his cock
>spit his cum instead of swallowing
HAHAHAHAHHA

are you the joker dude?

>post a funny tweet
>actual just edited it from inspect element

IF I DONT STOP SOON I MIGHT DIE

>shoot someone
>throw them out of the plane afterwards

>Say, "Have a good day!"
>don't really mean it
I'M DAMAGED

>someone asks me for a cup of tea with 2 sugars
>only give them 1

DEARY ME

Please stop sending niggers to Europe. I don't care if you make good shekels. Stop destroying that continent.

Does his actually happen? Are there people with families so disconnected that they don't even go eat dinner together or even realize if they've eaten yet or not?

You fucking monster

>Mom asks me for a fork
>hand her a spoon
>"user, I need a fork"
>"Why? because society tells you to... what if we yelled "NO MORE FORKS" in the middle of wall street, I bet all these faceless suits wouldnt know what to do with themselves HAR HAR HAR HAR HAAAAAAAA.....AH."

>saved the porn someone posted in a thread on a blue board
>then reported it

>take dog for a walk
>don't pick up his poo
POO DA LOO

>bathrooms are for paying customers only
>shit on the floor
everyone walk the dinosaur

I poo poo'd int the spaghetti

>not "prepositions are what I end my sentences with"

>watching movies
lmfao

Parity with BvS, Suicide Squad on Suicide Watch.

>homeless man asks for change
>give him some

you just got JOKERED, son

>ask guy for spare change for food
>spend it on liquor
LIVING ON THE EDGE

OHHHHH SHIT, I didn't even see it coming

>watching capeshit

FUCK YOU NORMALFAGGOT REEEEEEE

>meet CIA
>bring friends

>73% audience score on 60,000 ratings

SOMEBODY LOCK THEM UP HHAHA

>"Do you want X or Y?"
>"Yes"

You'd know a little something about depressing, wouldn't you trip?

>shampoo bottle says wash, rinse, repeat
>just wash and rinse ONCE

THIS ROCKET IS GOING STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!

>Fap
>Plan

Are you a Child or a woman?

I'm both of those.

>Game asks me if I am a boy or a girl
>Choose to be a girl even though I'm a boy
CANT STOP WONT STOP

Why hello there ;)

If you want the horrible truth, place like Sup Forums or even Sup Forums are much, much more hardcore dweebs than you are. Baneposting and AWOOOMENT fags surpassed you in every autism spectrum.

>no /r9k/, you are the normalfag

This was only bad grammar in Latin. In English it is something that knowledgeable grammarians are fine with.

>be me
>high level exec at warner brothers
>"Hey everyone, you know how Marvel is brighter and cheerier? How about if instead of providing a darkwr, grittier alternative, we rip off Guardians of the Galaxy via a series of late production reshoots?"
>they actually do it

THE MADMEN RUN THE ASYLUM HEE HEE HEEEEEE

>Mommy tells me to take out the trash
>take one of her dresses and fill it with garbage
>use another bag full of garbage to make a head, which I draw a face on
>walk out the front door, trash doll in hand
>"We'll be back around 10!"

bE CaRefuL WhaT YOu WiSh F0r

Everyone loves to steal /r9k/ memes for some reason, like how Sup Forums likes reviewbrah now

>long line at a public restroom
>restroom is a one person at a time only bathroom
>piss allover the seat and toilet paper and faucet and sink and soap
>take five minutes to do so
>when I leave I mention how the bathroom is fucking gross, be careful to not touch anything

>find a shiny in pokemon
>kill it

EVEN THE ASYLUM CAN'T HANDLE ME

MADMAN

to be honest I don't like collecting pokemon, I only get enough to form a good team

ain't nobody got time for that

I ANTICIPATE THAT MY BIOLOGICAL FEMALE PARENT WILL HAVE A HEIGHTENED REACTION TO THIS DECISION I HAVE JUST MADE

>Fap plan