Kevin Smith is watching the last movie you've watched. At what point does he start crying?

Kevin Smith is watching the last movie you've watched. At what point does he start crying?

About five seconds into the movie

>Batman Returns
the faggot would start bawling at Walken thowing Catwoman out of the window

When he realises it's not a genre movie.

>Men & Chicken

Probably the part where Mads kills the cow, fucks the chicken, and ends up in the cage desu senpai

when he realises he will never be as pretty as this

>At what point does he start crying?

the part where he has to apologize.

>Burnt
probably when bradley cooper gets drunk

apologize for what?

DELETE THIS

When Christjun Bale fails to get picked up by the helicopter.

>Return of the Living Dead
>when tarman gets his head knocked off
I do too because tarman is based and not a faggot like bub Bub fags can fuck right off

>assault on precinct 13

Numerous times
>the lil kid gets shot through the ice cream
>Tony Burton dies
>the secretary dies

Just watched "Assualt on Arkham"

I would assume the tears would start flowing after the shame of jacking off to Harley and knowing he is inserting his daughter...so maybe 8 minutes in?

>Return of the Joker
Tim Drake flashback
Speaking of there was never any mention of Jason Todd, just Dick doing his own thing then Drake being the next Robin

When Maximus dies.

>Robocop

When Murphy visits his deserted home.

>suicide squad
When we see Harleys old costume and when he hears Diablo talk about his thug life

Jason Bourne.

"enhance this"

But seriously, that movie felt so forced.. The only decent scene was the part the Greece.

I actually feel like Legacy was a better film..

>Blood Ties

probably the part where owen smith and his brother are fighting which makes james caan fall and hit his head

Suicide Squad.

Either when Deadshot's daughter is standing in front of Batman and demanding him not to kill or when El Diablo is talking about how he killed his kid and wife due to his fire rage.

Seconded.

>Robin Hood
When Cate Blanchett is washing her feet

>Clerks

...?

What a bizarre guy. This guy didn't like to act in movies when he was required to. Yet here he is acting when he is not. And for something stupid and vapid too.

>Martys 2015
he´ll start drinking heavily because the remake has all the stuff that made original good cut out and marvel-level strong women bullshit.
Also nice touch having Hillary Clinton clone as the villain to brainwash stupid americans to think of her as evil overlord who secretly tortures children.

>when El Diablo is talking about how he killed his kid and wife due to his fire rage

does he tell the story well, like the old man in mean machine?

or does he tell it badly, like the director of mean machine?

>Mystic River
When Dave gets in the car.

>The French Connection
When the sniper guy shoots the cop on the train

>implying she isn't

>Happy Gilmore

The anal sex scene

When tommy riordan helps his alcoholic father calm down

When Arnold drops Sully